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storysurfer: Hey everybody, I’m working on a small project concerning the four Hogwarts houses, and I’d appreciate your help,if you’re willing. Here’s how: Please reblog this only if you are a Hufflepuff only reblog once, or you’ll throw
maytheodds: put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
Can you fight?
Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:
merchandice: I don’t spoon my pillow and pretend it’s my crush what are you talking about
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
meladoodle: i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell
vajoochie: HOLY SHIT PLS DO THIS OH MY GOD PLS I will write about the following. Leave one in my ask box: Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear Santa, Dear Mom, Dear
ifyoucarryonthisway: i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED
leepace: boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
averielizabethh: Don’t watch anime bc ur expectation in boys will literally go up 5000%
spockeism: when you simultaneously ship the same person with two different people equally as hard
paperhopes: i was looking at my free! poster today casually staring at rin’s underwear makoto wears a different brand and haru – ah never change, haru
osamah: nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only wednesday
twerking-on-the-tardis: “tell me about your otp”
PEOPLE'S OPINIONS OF ME
reallylameblog: ive never watched porn. i DID look at my own boobs once tho but i looked away really quickly because i dont want to go to hell
liouis: puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.
miikasaas: “Mikasa is a bitch who only cares about Eren”
ninalexander: imagineyouricon: imagine your icon moaning your url No
timeywimeyteapot: why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
Okay guys, I'm getting off tumb--
freelancerfelix: rapbattler: dallassalad: seriously though if you get sunburnt, make up a cup of tea and pour it over your skin, it gets rid of the redness ur welcome what sam neglected to mention here was that the tea shouldnt be kettle hot #just
orgasmic-humor: Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
housewifeswag: do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like
kurosu: when you see fanart of your otp that you haven’t seen before
sexyhal9000: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
ghettoblasted: when ur super motivated to draw but nothing comes out the way u want it to
Ha! Nice. Had 600 followers for a whole day and just lost one. I am forever stuck in the 590-something of followers.
*doesnt care and falls asleep*
rattata: why be rude when you can be nude
literallyrad: “you support gay rights so you must be gay” i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
richwhitelesbian: you come into my house. you disrespect my headcanons
sweeterin: craigosaurus: m4ge: There are free maxi pads in bathrooms of the orlando airport. I cannot begin to tell you how happy this made me. I didn’t even need a pad and I was excited. Just. The thought of free pads. Available to you at no extra
blurrypicturesofmikewazowski: i love mike wazowski but i wouldnt hesitate to slam dunk him into a basketball net if i had the chance
kittenc-um: i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
//While working on the last two saved drafts, I’ll be watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. Because it’s awesome. *is humming ‘Dammit Janet* “Dammit….Janet….” //Already past that song, pal. Got your newspaper
headaches & bad luck
Send my muse "Trick or Treat!" and see what you get!
Send me a ♠ for my muse's reaction to walking in on yours masturbating.
matt-smiths: swaggywhale: inno-cent: listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all #but my otp can #and that is all that matters
Send a ✦ if you'd date the muse, Send a ✧ if you'd date the mun
Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.
Your muse walks in on mine undressing. How does yours react?
sodamnrelatable: school finals papers work responsibility life more relatable?
Send a ✺ for my muse's reaction to yours hitting mine out of anger
What character type do people think I am?
If they had a kid meme
This Mun supports Muses of all races, Genders and sexualities because Diversity is IMPORTANT.
Christmas Mistletoe.
Funny and Relatable!
FRIENDLY REMINDER; THIS IS A RP BLOG.
rivaillevi-heichou: heichou-relatable: Everyone needs a Levi wrapped in christmas lights under a mistletoe on their blog. I needed this, thank you.
moses-relatable: viva-la-heichou: thatcrazytitankillingwhetavalian: I just… I don’t know…. the accuracy i fucking cant
salma-sinclair: luckied: salma-sinclair replied to your post “//Don’t have the energy to do my saved rp drafts. Too fucking tired. …” shhhhh bbie just sleep c:> <3 //hugs I wanna sleep, but…but…CSI is on. I need my hour of fictional
Random Starters - Love Related
sprucespanner: my blog is actually a horrific mess of different fandoms and things that don’t really relate to each other but i thought they were funny
