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practicallyperfect-in-everywa: serketjerk: croutoncat: PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME please do this omg DO IT.
emaras: if you guys hear a faint cry in the distance it’s probably me attempting to do my homework
officialmegane: Unnecessary love triangles did you mean the entire teen fiction section
frickgerard: [at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
chrisletoepine: it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.
manaphy: thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet
religiousmom: im funnier online where I can’t stutter
all i want is pizza
borinq: tumblr should have a status thing that tells you how many of your followers are currently online so you know the right time to post a selfie
hotelmario: bobshit: what are snails even trying to do their best
su-ic-id-al: distressed—teens: ddaughter: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Finally someone said it.
“Hey do you wanna rolepl-‘ (ʘ‿ʘ✿) of fucking course I wanna roleplay don’t even ask
bag-gins: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG IS IN ONE MONTH oNE MOTNH
Reblog this if you want (1) long message that will make your night.
Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.
teppelin: i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
marcoleaderbodt: AWWWW look a cute little sun. Does this mean tumblr has—- You dun good, Tumblr. You dun good.
raideo: swaggaraptor: OH SHIT MAN IT’S 2AM I GOTTA HIT THE H- -AYHAYAHAYAYAHAYAYAA ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL
nahshaw: true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
greatwhiteprivilege: how can people enjoy lesbian porn when the actresses have nails like
protaq: when u really excited for a thing but ur friend isnt
casdegraced: one bad test grade does not mean a failed class. an unhealthy meal does not make you unhealthy. one unkind remark does not make you a bad person. one cut, one binge, one purge, one fix does not mean being clean is hopeless. one mistake does
BOLD what applies to you.
ahnahwintour: *gets a compliment*
myfleshwounds: If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any. If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any. If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one. If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender. If you don’t like something,
scottish: remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing no its called highjacking guys no it’s weedwhacking no its called dissapointing ur mother
bagmilk: why do people say “yassssssssssssssssssss” it’s fucking “yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss” you’re not a fucking snake
thedemigodinitiative: Finishing homework at 4am
dollgrave: it’s nearly 2014, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid.
quackbunny: Erwin (◡‿◡✿) Erwin with battle wounds (◕‿◕✿) Erwin with facial hair ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
poster-ofagirl: I need someone who will curl up in bed and avoid responsibility with me.
rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws rule number 5:
samurott12: “SpongeBob, what are you doing?” “Oh, you know, just hanging around.” “Booo.”
Princesses waking up
agentwashingtub: “So who do you want to cosplay as?”
rrevolutionaries: [puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive
dumbledorathexplora: i finished my christmas list i can’t wait $ 1,000,000 in cash boyfriend the souls of those who have displeased me this year another boyfriend in case my other one escapes money
megstielshipper: medivision: no matter who u follow somehow doctor who sherlock & supernatural always end up on ur dash
50maidsofgrey: smallblogger: “there were no black people in the film brave” “there were no fat people in the les mis film” there were no humans in cars
moshimoshisburb: sanityimpaired1214: do u ever just lose ur mouse icon thing and like until u see it move this is the most accurate description ever
jaclcfrost: if u have been following me for over five minutes let me just take the time to say thank u i love u i’m so sorry
It might be a good day for a Lord of the Rings marathon.
darkfuse: i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
snoia: i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
romaniankingdom: razorsharpvaginas: IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE
how to tell if someone likes you 1. they don’t
gearr: when someone’s a little shitstick but no one else sees it and then they do a thing but no one fucking notices
even when i’m not horny i’m still pretty horny
tennants-hair: *strokes computer screen* he’s so pretty
halloweenhomo: i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
okidokilangley: i would like to give a huge round of applause to everyone in any fandom that acknowledges that a certain character is a villain/bad guy and doesn’t excuse their actions but still likes them
petraral: random nosebleeds are so much fun let me tell you
scottish: people who are younger and more successful than u are
i-am-mishafuckingcollins: dualpaperbags: johnny-worthington: Why is there no Men In Black fandom what the fuck is wrong with the world I’m starting a Men In Black fandom right now. This is happening. There’s always been a Men In Black fandom
likeigiveabother: people who put ice in milk scare me
eatuntilyoudie: sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later
bagmilk: when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
iguanabones: first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit