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resident-hobbit:rach-quit:Sometimes I feel like nothing is good enough for tumblr. Disney portrays a strong female character. It’s not good enough because she’s white. Google does something for Elimination of Violence Against Women day. It’s not
rintori:when anime characters watch anime does it look like real actors or anime to them
evolutionmastery: When I want to reply to a certain thread but my muse is like:
dudewithabow:after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realiseyou
paparchimedes:There are several stages of loving a characterStage 0: who’s that they look coolStage 1: wow i like this characterStage 2: they’re my favoriteStage 3: i love themStage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDANG
levis-short-ass:Are you ever just likebut then you’re like
cute-bird-dad: i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems
aithuzah:writing fanfic like “am i getting the dynamics of this friendship right?” “would this character actually say this?” “what is the proper ratio of kindness to sass?” “am i falling prey to overused fanfic personality shortcuts or is
chiakimomotani: Job interviews be like: “Where do you see yourself in five to ten years?”
I've always liked being alone anyways.
honchcrow: omg when i was a freshman my math teacher told the class about her divorce and everyone was like “aww sorry” but then she said “its okay cuz i still use his netflix account and netflix is all i care about”
terezikat: feeling like ur annoying someone u really want to talk to
varnpireweekday: I hate how when you really like someone, everything reminds you of them
live-long-and-bite-me: reading bad fanfiction is like listening to the kidz bop version of your favourite song
nipplebutt: every fuckign status this girl posts is from tumblr like omg so original oh my fUCK just ugh fucking hell THIS ONE WAS MINE!!!! please reblog this because i want her to fucking find it shes here somewhere
francoisdelabooo: is there actually sims fanfiction like how do you dialogue????? She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly, “Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.” He will never look at her in the same way again.
drinktillwedrop-drinktillwedie: when I say I like older men I don’t mean 2-3years I mean 20-30years
su-ic-id-al: distressed—teens: ddaughter: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Finally someone said it.
greatwhiteprivilege: how can people enjoy lesbian porn when the actresses have nails like
moshimoshisburb: sanityimpaired1214: do u ever just lose ur mouse icon thing and like until u see it move this is the most accurate description ever
romaniankingdom: razorsharpvaginas: IF YOURE EVER SCARED TO TALK TO ME DONT BE BECAUSE ODDS ARE THAT IF YOU MESSAGE ME ILL SQUEAL LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND TAKE 10 MINUTES TO DECIDE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOURE AWESOME AND I LOVE
how to tell if someone likes you 1. they don’t
eatuntilyoudie: sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later
ghost-anus: If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
slingthatslang: sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
When you want to send a person a quick ask if they forgot to reply but feel awkward because you would feel like a complete douche
timmynook: irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
kirrrk: hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand
t-mdelonge: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
when people ask u sex questions and ur just like
renntastic: the-pietriarchy: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Send me one "♥" if you like my tumblr.
ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
Put an '♣' in my ask box if you like my RP style and tell me WHY.
onedirection-slo: when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus
getsby: i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable
ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
outraged: I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
REBLOG IF U LIKE TO RP
tapdancers: id like to thank dogs for existing
When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I grow fond of them even if I've never talked to them.
jaeger-relatable: getting ur period like
sodamnrelatable: at a parent teacher conference and your mom is just like more relatable?
There’s one part of me that’s like: You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished. But then there’s this other part of me that’s
unprintable: How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
frankhub: i have no motivation to do anything anymore i wish i could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months
boobache: u ever see a pic of an anime boy and ur like. Yea there he is, My Boyfriend
urbnskte: i like anonymous messages but i also wanna know who the fuck sent me them do u see my problem
neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
windicuffs-tier: i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
rhydonmyhardon: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT
saiderp: when you finally accept that you really like someone
mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
azyin: im horny but like horny to cuddle
When you’re watching your favorite show and they mention the place where you live or somewhere near it and your just like:
When the teacher asks you a question and everyone is like:
