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collegecock: yes, I’ll take the mortgage too!
breathdefying: I’m up bright and early to go sell people mortgages so here have some booty and a rogue tag
yaoilips: #TBT to that one time I spent 2 and a half hours attempting to recreate the d i c k s q u a d in the Sims 3 and called it DRAMAtical Mortgage and also made Weeroos and Tureep and the first thing Tureep did was dig through the trash. Right
Looking at my mortgage statements makes me so fucking sad. So far this year I paid them over (hehe) and here’s how it’s broken up:Principal (The actual amount I owe): Interest: Taxes/Insurance: And some other shit that’s left.
Like childcare for three kids that cost more than my fucking mortgage.
prettyboyshyflizzy: kingjaffejoffer: Dying at twitter right now 😂😭😭
sunshineinmyveins:dynastylnoire: jungleminx: salon: Just as European sex ed programs are looking to urge more births to combat falling fertility rates, the U.S. might be seeing similar trends in its own birth rate. Not just yet, though. But, according
youwish-youcould: Daughter: BUT I’m NOT TIRED MOMMY Me: *puts her in bed* *2.5 seconds later* Daughter: *snoring like she has a full time job w| a mortgage & car payments*
modernvelma: stability: no but actually his brother was paying for the trip to paris you are all a bunch of fake fans His brother ain’t pay that mean ass mortgage tho, question still stands
sacheu: Me looking at my empty bank account: me too
tarynel: itsexclusive: cosmicviibez: sonypraystation: im so tired of money being an issue It’s not , our minds make it one No, our bills make it one. Ole head ass I need to use mindpower to make this mortgage disappear? Car note? AT&T bill?
goldenchildproductions: kingjaffejoffer: emoji3princess: some-random-shiiit: Why is this nigga paying rent instead of a mortgage or why doesn’t he just own property already? Mfs don’t be thinking 🙄 That’s what I’m saying especially at his
creativetopography: dramatic space | Mortgage Choice Workspace in Melbourne, Australia by b.e architecture
rareity: WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’
mrhooknows: Precisely why you NEVER have the rent/mortgage money in your pocket! She’ll be leaving with it, not YOU.
kathaderon: Goethe’s Faust - illustrated by Harry Clarke. I have another even prettier version here. (If you’re going to mortgage your soul, don’t do it cheaply.) Mephistopheles still owes me a Marlowe version to complete the Triumvirate.
carryonmywincestson: school has just taught me so many helpful life lessons like i don’t know what a mortgage is or how it works or what a tax refund is and how you even do taxes but i know how to graph an imaginary number on a coordinate plane
wolfpussay: supergeeked: artruby: Jota Castro, Mortgage, (2009). Deep. slaves to the money
I wish Michelle Obama could still give me a government check to help me pay off my mortgage.
archatlas: Nykredit’s Headquarters Schmidt Hammer Lassen Architects The design for the headquarters of Nykredit, one of Denmark’s leading mortgage banks, is conceived as a transparent cube, providing clear visual connections with Copenhagen Harbour.
curiousdadjock: Whenever I’m in NY, I call my college buddy for some guy on guy action. Now married too, with kids and a dog and a mortgage, he still enjoys letting go and being owned. This reluctant bottom is now a great fuck.
awwww-cute: How will I ever buy a boat with this kind of mortgage
boychic: artruby: Jota Castro, Mortgage, (2009). “Student Loans” would be a much more fitting title.
karissaeb: myresin: flowury: flowury: I want to do adult things with you *whispers* taxes *moans* pay the mortgage *breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking 跌 this month
youknowyougrow: “To avoid the appearance of impropriety, President Obama refused to refinance his Chicago home mortgage while in office. Trump, on the other hand, borrowed ป million last year from a small Florida bank and then appointed the bank CEO
mommabrooksie: thelingerieaddict: karissaeb: myresin: flowury: flowury: I want to do adult things with you *whispers* taxes *moans* pay the mortgage *breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking 跌 this
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jopara: hip-hop-lifestyle: So that video of the Latino son paying off the mortgage for his parents is hands down my favorite video of 2014 and I thought it’d be cool to see how other people felt about such a heartwarming video. Instead I run into
pricilla20: When her husband left the room, Mrs. Morgan had a persuasive way of negotiating over the mortgage payments which were 6 months in arrears.
hellforcertain: animal crossing devs: okay, we’ll put tarantulas in the game to encourage kids to not play too much at night :) unemployed, quarantined millenials frothing at the mouth at the thought of being able to pay off a mortgage: TARANTULA
theonlylivingboyinnewyork: theonlylivingboyinnewyork: pokemontrainerpav: theonlylivingboyinnewyork: Being in a room with straight people talking about straight things is so exhausting. What the hell are ‘straight things’? Marriages and mortgages
sjwpanderer: two ads I heard on the radio today that made me feel like I was playing GTA -some supplement called nugenix that sounds exactly like “eugenics” -a mortgage ad where the dude introduces himself as “mike hawk”
theconcealedweapon:If you give ฤ to a homeless person, people will act like that’s a lot of money. They’ll act like you’re stupid. They’ll tell you that you should be worried about what the homeless person will spend it on, like
nocondomsallowed: curiousdadjock: Whenever I’m in NY, I call my college buddy for some guy on guy action. Now married too, with kids and a dog and a mortgage, he still enjoys letting go and being owned. This reluctant bottom is now a great fuck.
dutchster: nflstreet: tumblrs demographic: 13-25 year olds tumblr ads: want a reverse mortgage when you retire? no? how about a whole box of werther’s originals for 25 percent off? check out this nursing home i can’t believe people still think
batorboy: High class batecoaches. Worth every penny you should have put towards your mortgage.
shevaara-art: Hi there, I wasn’t sure about this, but I really need a little help. My father died a year ago and left me his house, with a big mortgage, and his pension as long as I keep studying. In October I signed some documents and said Yes, I’ll
zacharielaughingalonewithsalad: rareity: WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’
artruby: Jota Castro, Mortgage, (2009).
merry-i-am: lifeisliterallylimited: I fear being ordinary. Smart kid with wasted potential. Ordinary grades. 9-5 job. Get married. Have a mortgage. Pay bills. Have children. Clean their shit. Pay more bills. I fear not leaving a mark on this world.
did-you-kno: One of Russia’s largest banks offers to give new mortgage customers a cat as a housewarming gift…but only as a loan. Cats must be returned after 2 hours in the new home. Source
catsofinstagram: From @youngestoldcatlady: “Venus why are you so sad? You are a kitten. You don’t have a mortgage or work. You should be happy!” Venus: “Ashwey, my Ma just told me we aren’t allowed milk fowever. You can never undewstand my
objectd: Property is any physical or intangible entity that is owned by a person or jointly by a group of people. Depending on the nature of the property, an owner of property has the right to consume, sell, rent, mortgage, transfer, exchange or destroy
thelingerieaddict: karissaeb: myresin: flowury: flowury: I want to do adult things with you *whispers* taxes *moans* pay the mortgage *breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking 跌 this month Real life.
ultrafacts:In 2008, faced with the possibility of financial failure, Iceland had to think on its feet. Instead of bailing out banks USA-style, the country forgave mortgage debt for the population – and completely started over from square one.Instead
lesbilicious: Wendy hadn’t done anything like this before, but she was desperate; she had to pay the mortgage; the bastard hadn’t paying a penny of it since he left her for his bitch. She been told to dress in a particular way by the agency she’d
lezbilicious: Kathy had to pay the mortgage somehow. This was the only way. She pulled herself together and tapped lightly on the door. A woman’s voice called out “come in; it’s open”
