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We were all a little nervous sitting there on the patio…well, not John I guess, but he was the one with the big dick. We’d invited him over for my wife’s first “Monster Experience”. We’d had a few drinks and made enoug
confessionsofasizequeen: Thirsty? :) ————————————— HOLY SHIT!!!! Let’s just say I’d be honored to drink anything that came out of that GIRTHY monster of yours!!!!!!
girthyencounters:We were all a little nervous sitting there on the patio…well, not John I guess, but he was the one with the big dick. We’d invited him over for my wife’s first “Monster Experience”. We’d had a few drinks and made enough small
heavy-tits: “Anyone else want a drink from these monster milkbags?”
limebreaker: Commission. Re-Education. I fully endorse this re-education program and would like to know where to sign up.
tishlush: funbaggery: Monsters. … I suppose I could use Monster as a mixer to drink myself into this kind of condition….. that’d definitely keep my party going a long time I just love her fucking fake plastic cow tits so much.
bigclitsgalore: She’s a large woman with a really large clit. She likes to do face sitting and have that monster clit stroked and rubbed until she gushes juices all over her partner. Whay big pretty, perfect clit head. Would love to drink from her
stickymonart: Bonnie & Bug: A Stiff Drink! Happy Halloween! Sorry that I’m never around, I’m so busy! Still working on those commissions though, this was one of them! Featuring Jakki’s Frankenstein monster Bonnie and my June Bug.
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thecircumcisedmaleobsession: 28 year old straight guy from Greensboro, NC I love the Monster energy drink comparison shot!
andre45987: A cumpilation of Jasmine who has a nice thick cock. I was lucky enough to meet her last year in Pattaya. Had a drink with her in the bar where she proceeded to whip that monster out while kissing and stroking and then it was back to the hotel
this week has been exhausting…..
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topsambottomdean: Demon!Sam/Angel!Dean And I don’t want your Jesus. I just want to smoke my cigarettes and drink my whiskey and for you to love me for the monster I am. - Christopher Poindexter
monstermeatshemales: andre45987: A cumpilation of Jasmine who has a nice thick cock. I was lucky enough to meet her last year in Pattaya. Had a drink with her in the bar where she proceeded to whip that monster out while kissing and stroking and then
darkmythology: monsters-of-the-cock: http://www.monsters-of-the-cock.tumblr.com I’d drink that cock-a-cola
Well, my girlfriend doesn’t have her hyena sister around at work and she’s hopped up on Monster Energy drink, soda and chocolate. All I gotta say is, better you than me. Admiral Ackbar knows better and so you should listen to him.
spockisinthetardis: juilan: teamhydrate: this is not a christian company!! satan is so clever i love it this is what it means to live in the bible belt Some poeple just have to have something wrong. But kudos to Monster. I love the drink even more
chicagosissyshannon: dominica-drinks-cum-caps: MONSTER DONG. More than life itself!! OMG YES!
Who knew that a nap,streaming then a drinking a monster to try to continue would just lead to making me sick? lolThat plan was terrible. lol
Slime Girls are delicious.
back-before-the-dawn: the-rain-monster: villainsbar: Frollo, upon meeting Gaston for the first time. True story. No ooone’s thick like Gaston/Moves those hips like Gaston/No one makes an old priest want some dick like Gaston I choked on my drink
futurefurnace: superiorkitten: futurefurnace: imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day. this is oddly specific are
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
dutchster: i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
imawhale101: squirrel4lyfe: yzma: she has done her research and she has the #facts this bitch is so extra i love it And if I don’t like monster energy I won’t go to hell? That seems pretty easy then I’m gonna start drinking Monster Energy
When a monster interrupts your drink
sizequeenconfessions: Oh no, don’t let it spill! I want to drink up every last drop from that monster of yours! I don’t know who you are, but I want that cock NOW!
m-azing: korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing #pick an otp imagine them meeting like
teorutherford: Art by drinking_drugI am thinking… what if while looking for his inquisitor in some strange place, Cullen was rap… *ahem* encountered with a tentacle monster :3
LOL…..although I do disagree with the statement: size does matter.
rukafais: graveyardhorse: korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing i knew a guy who brewed
cutperv85: andre45987: A cumpilation of Jasmine who has a nice thick cock. I was lucky enough to meet her last year in Pattaya. Had a drink with her in the bar where she proceeded to whip that monster while kissing and stroking and then it was back
lordnot:futurefurnace:superiorkitten:futurefurnace:imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.this is oddly specific are
darkfiretaimatsu: Just because I live in a castle doesn’t mean I’m particularly needful of worldly goods. My bestest friends, stuff to eat, soda to drink, and every book about monsters ever published, that’s all I ask~ I don’t care too much for
lovelostboy: I had just moved into my apartment when my new neighbor invited me over to welcome me to the neighborhood. After a few drinks he had me naked and servicing his monster cock. I am gonna love this new neighborhood.
ravenousmonster: This gurl accepted a drink from the wrong monster at the bar and is now helping me with my BBQ party! (Did this during this morning’s stream ;) Join me in an hour as I’ll be streaming some more! https://picarto.tv/voraciousnightmare
cockloveruk:monsters-of-the-cock: http://www.monsters-of-the-cock.tumblr.com I would drink you dry, fella.
frozen-lady-monster-lover: Imagine (NSFW)The shadow monster watching you masturbate one night and then decides to pleasure you.A tall vampire drinking your blood while you cum and moan in their ear.A dragon sliding their tongue gliding all on your body
killerville: french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER
theonemillionthdragonborn:umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly
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theonemillionthdragonborn: umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly
coolxatu: lesbianblackphillip: drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism
