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When my wife was alive, we moved into her mom’s upstairs bedroom. Long ago, when I mentioned all my girlfriends were brunettes (like her), she bought me a blonde blow-up doll and joked that I could finally do a blonde. After her dad’s
mommyfuckedmybully: “i mean, technically you were in it too,” they’d all joke. All 5 of my closest friends all received my mom’s gift now. Each time she gave them their present, it got harder and harder for me to watch.
mommysgirlgillian: Mom used to joke that she never wanted me to come out of the closet - she wanted to me to go into the closet, specifically her big walk-in-closet with the sturdy shelves I could sit on while she ate me out…
intoxifaded: Okay so omg wow So today I was in the worse mood EVER And my mom was late after work So I went to try on clothes ‘cause I got my paycheck today And I tried this shirt on as a joke And like, as soon as I put it on, I felt soooooo happy
apervertedthought: Need milk ? Thanks for the submit ;) My mom sometimes submits to my blog as a joke.
yummum109: privatefamilytime: One time Mom told me with a laugh that she could be just as naughty as the girls I dated, if not naughtier. I played along with what I thought was the joke and told her to prove it. She just smirked but a few hours later
7ukas: it started as a joke. my mom asked how big i was and i told her bigger then dad. she said there was only one way to tell.
thingsmakemelaughoutloud: Joke’s On You, Mom- Funny and Hilarious -
ryanneisyours: tyleroakley: “Baby Moved to Tears When Mom Sings” THIS IS NO JOKE THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE He’s like…. Oh snap I can’t cry, I can’t help it I’m going to cry…
sub-mom-incest: Good girl mom, how does your ass taste? You dont seriously expect me to answer that do you son, Ive never done that before and I only did it because you asked so many times! And can you not refer to me like that, I know your joking around
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Mom and I had been playing football and I jokingly said, “That’s a foul, go stand in the corner for two minutes.” I couldn’t believe it when she actually did. I kept my eyes on her ass the whole two minutes as she fidgeted back
saxypone: My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.
Well, this is my mom, no joke.
randompornandincest: Mom didn’t know what she was gonna get when she said that I could have absolutely anything that I wanted for my 18th birthday. When I said her face down with my dick pounding her ass she thought I was joking … but I proved I
jakemalik: so I was going to re enact the video of the girl that pretends to go into labour (here) to send to someone as a joke, but I forgot my mom was upstairs taking a nap when half way through she started running downstairs screaming if I was
naughtysonblog: One weekend I came home from college to stay with Mom. I mentioned to her that I had a science project required in one of my classes. We brainstormed for ideas.Jokingly I said, “can boobs float in water? Could you test that?”“We
onedirtymommy: thepyemancometh: When Mom asked if she looked good I jokingly said yeah you give me “blue balls” all the time … well she was having none of that and made sure I was not suffering Mom son porn
I walked into the family room and found my mom laying on the couch watching TV. “Nice tits”, I said, jokingly. She didn’t cover up or move to hide them; just said “This dress is just so tight, and after the party at work I just
I’ve been laughing hysterically at unfunny things for the past few days, so this probably is nowhere near as funny as it seems to me now. BTW, my mom laughs like Bel. NO. JOKE. It kinda ruins him for me sometimes. :<
incestpornxxx:Mom thought i was joking when i said i can fuck a girl brains out.
midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
taboolicious: hey kiddos, don’t forget we #stream daily here at #almastriga, only on #picarto so yeah, tell your mom, tell your dad, your cat we are fun for the whole family! (that is a bad joke, don’t bring your family we very much #nsfw) just
pika-dean:polyglotplatypus:I mean you either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck into an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”i thought this was gonna be really rude or something but it ends up that dad jokes, is the ultimate burden
socialjusticesummoner: trans-mom: cis person: *says something transphobic*trans person: “this is transphobic”cis person: “whoa, hey, it’s just a joke! grow a sense of humor you baby!” trans person: *cracks random joke about cis people parodying
nflstreet: mom: did you fucking buy a sex toy with my credit card? me: No mom! It was a joke! I’m only gonna ironically fuck it!
dragonasartanddoodles: Best warm up drawing I’ve ever done tbh. THAT WHITE LADY BETTER RETURN THE BABY SAFE AND SOUND OR THESE GALS ARE READY TO KICK CELESTIAL ASS BLUE MOM AND BIRB MOM ARE NOT JOKING AROUND lol XD
bigbardafree: my mom has a prosthetic arm and like yeah she makes jokes about it sometimes “glad i could lend a hand” “i’d lose my arm if it wasnt attached!” stuff like that but the difference is that its my mother making those jokes joking
dykelapis: tbh my favourite joke in all of SU so far is the fact that they decide a 20ft tall, 6-armed, 2-mouthed monster mom is more socially acceptable than 3 regular moms as long as it’s in a het relationship
dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My
torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND
strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS
mmmskulljuice: Things I have in common with Sans -Love corny jokes -Generally a good-natured lazybones -Hangs out with cool moms (shut up my mom is awesome) -The easiest enemy -Affinity for hotdogs and stacking them -Will completely fucking wreck you
strexc0rporation: strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN
iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her ex-husband’s wedding. Dad was an ass the entire time, clearly having invited Mom and I to show off his new bimbo wife. The joke’s on him, though. We had our own revenge. Mom gave me a blowjob
“I just kind of disengage with reality and the world because it feels like a fucken bad joke that keeps happening over and over around me.” - My mom. The thing about this is that im the same way. My mom is crazy, and in a mental home right
shakeweights: my mom told me to get my work done or i’ll hate myself in the morning jokes on you mom i already hate myself
skimpymoms: I got this bikini for my mom as a joke, but surprisingly, she actually likes it! Mom led me to the hot tub to give me a “thank you” present for my gift.
familyfun69: My friends often make jokes about my hot mom and what they would do to her. Jokes on them cause I actually do those things to her.
letspartyatneverland: Well I’m bored so lets publish some jokes. Dad: Say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: Come on, say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!Mom: Honey, I’m home!Baby: F*ck you!Mom: Who taught you that?Baby: Daddy!Dad:
trans-mom: i-am-captain-snark: trans-mom: “switch” or as I like to call it: “we’re both subs so someone’s gotta dom” Is this the BDSM version of “no you hang up first” Insert suspension bondage joke here.
clavid: my mom got really mad at me for making a casey anthony joke once and i was like what are you going to do mom KILL ME
infraggable: iamchinyere: The most fucked up joke life will play on you is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time. Letting your mom catch you masturbating is a pretty big fucking joke that life likes to play as well.
werdondastreets: alexistexas9211: Knock knock… Who’s there?? Dick. Dick who??? Your favorite one, Mom… My way of telling a knock-knock joke to Mom…;) Whoops finger slipped
iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her ex-husband’s wedding. Dad was an ass the entire time, clearly having invited Mom and I to show off his new bimbo wife. The joke’s on him, though. We had our own revenge. Mom gave me a
ttoba: “We have the same mother, Ford. Good job.” Things I used to say with my older brother. He’d never stop with the ‘your mom’ joke no matter how many times I told him how dumb that was between siblings. ; u ; good times.
jewbat: #mom jokes
Discovered that my mom can also tie cherry stems in her mouth so we’re having a competition I won
pearl-likes-pi: who is cuter than pearl ?? literally no one
rhymewithrachel: only like a 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying.
makanidotdot: mom jokes
consolecadet:I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
