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skimpymoms:DING! The microwave went off. Your mom sprang up from the couch and did a cute speed-walk into the kitchen to take the popcorn out of the microwave. Your dick got incredibly hard as you watched your Mom’s sexy fat ass jiggle around in her
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healthybreakfastblog: Nutella Mug Cake Combine all ingredients in a largecoffee mug. Whisk well with a fork until smooth. Microwave on high for 1 1/2 – 3 minutes. (Time depends on microwave wattage. Mine took 1 /2 minutes.) Top with whipped
hotboyproblems: When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
wetheurban: SPOTLIGHT: Microwhat, Before & After pictures of Microwaving Everything Microwhat is an awesome Tumblr blog that shows trippy before and after shots of “microwaved everything.” They even give you an opportunity to suggest the next
pangur-and-grim: gingerofthenight: king—stone: morbidlyqueerious: pangur-and-grim: had to explain to new housemate that: Banana Jim lives on the microwave microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household
againstri:treeka:lesbian-toddhoward:supportive-rapport:trans-mom:germicelli:hes waiting by the microwaveWHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE This is the quality content you come to tumblr for.
captainsnoop: thing im microwaving: p-please microwave on h-high for 90 seconds and… please… turn it over halfway through heating. p-please me: and what if i don’t? you’ll come to my house? you’ll hurt me? what will you do, jimmy dean? the sandwich
startrekrenegades: knitmeapony: darktome:look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No.
srsfunny: What happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/ …. *goes to buy a shitty used microwave and a 24 pack of highlighters in varying colors*…
gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable junk food. and microwavable pork rinds. i even shop like a loser bachelor, milk and cigarettes. i dont even like milk. but i buy milk constantly. i keep milk.
fruitsgarden: just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time? i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!
embracing-the-patriarchy: Q: Which is the odd one out: a woman, a microwave or a fridge?A: The microwave, the other two leak when they’re fucked.
moreoy: imagine that a cable to ur microwave broke and right then ur president who is also a god would show up on ur doorstep and instead of of magically making ur microwave work and/or fixing the cable they lay down on the floor and let the electricity
youknowyourebritishwhen: 6. Reheat tea in microwave. 7. Discover cold tea later when next opening the microwave.
plasticbagvevo: ketchupday: plasticbagvevo: never microwave a caprisun what did you do i microwaved a caprisun
thedivascartoonist: I did a science oopsie I did the same thing with a plate with pizza on it. I took it out of the refrigerator and put it directly into the microwave and it popped and there were shards of plate in the microwave and on the food
halcyondays-x: stupidsexyryoji replied to your post: stupidsexyryoji replied to your post:… Ohh, yes, we shall become little cooking students together and learn the ways of the masters! Finally, no more microwaved meal for me~ YEEEEES !microwaved
drinkmasturbatecry: foundorfollowed: spoopylesbianronweasley: postbusters: timmy-tech: Works every time.. :) DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where
thiever-of-time: striderbeegood: bishounenizer: love dis moive how does this movie not get more attention i fucking love this movie My favorite scene is still when Lilo goes to the microwave, puts some pepper looking things into a plate, microwaves
treeka:lesbian-toddhoward:supportive-rapport:trans-mom:germicelli:hes waiting by the microwaveWHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE
janecrocker: janecrocker: janecrocker: my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles i left the microwave unattended someone stole my macaroni
plasticbagvevo: lameust: plasticbagvevo: ketchupday: plasticbagvevo: never microwave a caprisun what did you do i microwaved a caprisun following back ☾ i’m going to microwave you next
microwaved dreams
microwaved-cheese-sandwich: justwritingscibbles: greedyagain: taysweetbae: phantoms-lair: occupyvenus: sexylibrarian1: anxiousnerd: flyme-toneverland: submissivefeminist: vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?-
microwavable-rice:glumshoe:zanillani:glumshoe:piningmarten:glumshoe:Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?you sound like a starship’s central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable that’s the nicest thing anyone’s
microwavable-irony: “Mom, can I draw on your lemons?” “…sure.”
whyamionlyabletouse32characters:ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave
microwavering: a modern romance
microwavering: if someone makes fun of you for calling yourself cute or having self confidence just print your selfie out, stick it inside a get well soon card and give it to them
g0ggles: digg: Don’t put CDs in the microwave. “Don’t put CDs in the microwave” right after three pictures of how awesome CDs look in the microwave
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: dammit-barton: flylikeabowtie: sweetmotherofhandgrenades: yumatsukomo: twinkle twinkle little star why is art so fuCKING HARD #up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE twinkle twinkle little FUCK dammit
Microwave Snacks You Can Cook In A Mug (Click the name for their recipe)
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this
microwavers: i will send something funny to everyone who reblogs this unless this gets like more than 500 notes in which case consider this post expired
microwavers: i said i was gonna send funny things untill the post hit 500 notes but i stopped at 15 im laughing so hard IM NOT LAUGHING
danielkanhai: i remember when i was little and i had to microwave something i’d always ask my mom how much time i needed to microwave it. like i thought at some point adults just learned the right amount of time to microwave anything. she was always
microwavable-irony: Made some mofongo with bacon bits.
microwavers: The Cure, Belgium | 1982
microwave-warmed-donut: Hello Sex Meyers. Oh my god look at that man mmmmm
