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promisemadeoftin: followthebluebell: Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly. Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil'y has responded by making her own meows as gravely as possible, so I can
calemor: halcyonstarfish: the-mighty-birdy: daggers-drawn: glowstone: maritsa-met: Amazon’s warehouse-worker tracking system can automatically fire people without a human supervisor’s involvement “Amazon’s system tracks a metric called “time
tikkunolamorgtfo:invaderxan:funnytwittertweets:Tumblr burned down years ago, and now a tranquil meadow has grown from its ruinsTumblr is that barren pasture in Costa Rica that was purposely filled with 12,000 metric tons of orange peels by conservation
rad-feminism: “The holocaust was legal, slavery was legal, segregation was legal. If you use the state as a metric for ethics you’ll end up disappointed.”
iamthedukeofurl: wholockian-at-hogwarts: WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT???? We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has
bonersniper: psychoetheric: the metric for gay relationships is first base: venting emotional trauma at 3am second base: jacket sharing third base: starting a fight with the other persons dad home run: getting world of warcraft married For all those
sirstanleymarsh: saeto15: how the fuck are there still people alive in the metalocalypse universe i mean a metric fuckton of them get killed at every dethklok concert or wherever the band just happens to go for every 10 people that die at a dethklok
theinfiniteofthought: ithurts-to-become: deactivate-my-face: followthebluebell: Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly. Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil'y has responded by making
mr-pink-palooka: SCIENCE!and a metric fuck-ton of chems.
wyattsalazar:the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that
butchrosser:Wrist Fuel Alice Goodwin : site metrics :: fine art : museum
ohmymckirk: QUICK MY GOVERNMENT ISN’T LOOKING SOMEONE HELP ME LEARN THE METRIC SYSTEM HAHAHAHAAH. <3 I’ll be happy to teach any refugee americans.
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iamthedukeofurl: wholockian-at-hogwarts: WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT???? We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle
Sigh, oh America.
official-deutschland: adhdheather: to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you
qgeofultron: “look again” If I Had A Heart - Fever Ray | Help I’m Alive - Metric | Boadicea - Enya | The 2nd Law: Isolated Sustem - Muse | Robot Boy - Linkin Park | My Body Is A Cage - Arcade Fire | Wicked Game - London Grammar | President (Acoustic)
bravo44: “There wasn’t much left for me to find at Szurdok Ridge after the Covenant clashed against a metric Hell ton of Titanium A that came in the shape of Scorpion MBTs. After wading through the smell of burning flesh and ionized metal amidst
ensyme: my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric
mr-pink-palooka: SCIENCE! and a metric fuck-ton of chems.
Upset metric #LOL XOXO ~ Follow me on Tumblr ~Selena Kitt~
i have been at the goddamn DPS all morning. just give me my license and send me home.
pumpkin-tits: teacher: the u.s. doesnt use the metric system. what do we use student: the freedom system
pixelkitties: Pinkiequality by *PixelKitties I’ve seen a metric ton of equality gifs popping up on Facebook, Twitter, etc. And yet, by some terrible oversight, none have featured Pinkie Pie. Well, we can’t have that! Feel free to use as you like!
alfa995:“I hate this for two reasons. One: you want to see me sweaty and almost naked. Two: You’re using the Fahrenheit scale.” “Oh wait, maybe it’s Celsius and you want me to die. That’s fine, as long as you’re using the metric system!
alfa995:alfa995:“I hate this for two reasons. One: you want to see me sweaty and almost naked. Two: You’re using the Fahrenheit scale.” “Oh wait, maybe it’s Celsius and you want me to die. That’s fine, as long as you’re using the metric
mild-cherry-pepci: cixitas: cixitas: cixitas: most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered. in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit”
hey aloe vera where the fuck is sasuke?
lalondite: never be the same // a jean kirschtein fanmix [cover art] listen here tracklist // i. dreams so real - metric // ii. body of years - mother mother // iii. sleep alone - two door cinema club // iv. never be the same - the rubens
kyousaya: CRUSH THEM a glitchy electronic playlist for destroying your enemies (also good for drawing). [Listen on 8tracks] Intermission - She // Headshot - She // Invaders Must Die - The Prodigy // Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix) - Metric // Showdown
easilyhumored: All y'all on here who use the metric system in your daily lives are lucky as heck because Pokemon Go is personally targeting me, a God-fearing, patriotic, hardworking American who doesn’t know what the hell a kilometer is
ethicalcringe: it’s just too bad there isn’t a metric shitload of easily accessed resources on the internet offering information on how gay people were treated in Nazi Germany
I’ve actually gotten shit done today. I’m pleased with myself.175/60 shadow chaser, with the ability to enter Nightmare Scaraba Hole. Now all I miss is just a metric fuckton of Glistening Coats for FCP spam and my buff bish of a bf. (I also have
mariavontraphouse: rhamphotheca: underthevastblueseas: Underwater Rivers? A group of amateur cave explorers discovered a river in Mexico with banks, trees and leaves just like an ordinary river, but with an additional metric shit ton of “WTF,”
dandilionstarcat: wolffieworldorder: *british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road” really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.
celticpyro: catbountry: fivetail: fivetail: I appreciate the metric system for functionality’s sake but it just doesn’t flow as romantically when used in narrative “he ran kilometer after kilometer, until the sun dipped into the horizon”
nina-proudmans: tritanium: Countries that do not use the metric system. #what is a fucking fahrenheit
beezlebabe:Paratopic, 2020Arbitrary Metric, Baltoro Games
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unionmetrics: When’s the best time to post to Tumblr? We’ve been consuming the Tumblr firehose for more than a year at Union Metrics. In that time, we’ve processed more than 40 billion Tumblr posts, reblogs and likes! That’s billion. With a
andimadeitmybitch: Incase you’re wondering about Texas right now We’ve received 17" of rain. Monthly record is 13". The lake has risen about 3 meters (Thats a metric fuck ton of water friends). Downtown Austin is flooding rn. 13 people
paragrin: galtori: siawrites: fenrispenris: admiralhiss: andimadeitmybitch: Incase you’re wondering about Texas right now We’ve received 17" of rain. Monthly record is 13". The lake has risen about 3 meters (Thats a metric fuck
followthebluebell: Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly. Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil'y has responded by making her own meows as gravely as possible, so I can meow at her again.
sweethoney3:I want.I want.I want. (Metric please)
kaos-troika: bears-official: rabidbograt: bunjywunjy: babyanimalgifs: A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes (via) 12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body You really pissed off that squeaky toy A N G E Y B O I
peterpayne: Do you prefer the Metric or Imperial system?
just-shower-thoughts: The US can’t convert to the Metric System because it would mess up football
thelandofmaps: Countries which have officially adopted the metric system [926x456]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com
cracked: A group of amateur cave explorers discovered a river in Mexico with banks, trees and leaves just like an ordinary river, but with an additional metric shit ton of “WTF,” because they were hovering 25 feet over it in scuba gear when they
![lalondite: never be the same // a jean kirschtein fanmix [cover art] listen here tracklist // i. dreams so real - metric // ii. body of years - mother mother // iii. sleep alone - two door cinema club // iv. never be the same - the rubens](https://40.media.tumblr.com/e7184f00221361a5e8bcc16d13c967a9/tumblr_mx2390B7O91r42axoo1_250.png)
![kyousaya: CRUSH THEM a glitchy electronic playlist for destroying your enemies (also good for drawing). [Listen on 8tracks] Intermission - She // Headshot - She // Invaders Must Die - The Prodigy // Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT Remix) - Metric // Showdown](https://40.media.tumblr.com/3d449f08635d3a5d182b1eb0b704c4f4/tumblr_n932r3XkV01ql5moso1_250.png)
![thelandofmaps: Countries which have officially adopted the metric system [926x456]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3d242d995a86b9c55288c1ccd6420d5d/tumblr_o1qy3oIFGt1s6c1p2o1_250.png)
