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graphiteknight: See, she wasn’t lying. Fiddling with Karen’s science suit design (obviously inspired by Evangelion, Samus, and Metal Gear Solid). The nipple hatches were a joke but now I’m debating keeping them since she’s a lewd character anyway.
marzipanandminutiae:aromanticduck:Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021
cufflinks-and-handcuffs: kitten-heartsmacker: cufflinks-and-handcuffs: Before and after feat. a crying @kitten-heartsmacker Metal rulers HURT Do you reckon it was this or my singing/bad jokes that was the most torturous?
spooky-ichi: knifeandlighter: TACTICAL ESPIONAGE RATIONS I’m having a really hard time figuring out if you’re joking and we’re still friends If it’s metal gear related i have to put “tactical espionage” followed by something
catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.need this on blog always
dragondeviant: somescrub:Just got it in recently~ Hope it’s not too weird. I could have metal claws or something.I’ve always heard the second spine + big boobs joke, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen it represented. Kudos.
angeluslorelei: breelandwalker:catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.need this on blog always “And then he ran
lady-feral: catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke. need this on blog always I’m gonna reblog this every time I see
funnyordie: John Boehner called Ted Cruz, “Lucifer in the flesh.” Joke’s on Boehner, that’s actually the name of Cruz’s metal album.
angeluslorelei:breelandwalker:catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.need this on blog always “And then he ran into
robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.
smotheredrainbows: foxintwilight: Peek at my music folders, completely normal, right? My brother keeps making jokes about my pony dolls sitting on my desk while Slayer is playing. I don’t understand why. Ponies are metal.
