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This happens more often than you think… >_>
Muah! I live this life. ^_^
Its not a hobby. Its a calling! =)
Yes. I’m aware.
lmao…. This made me laugh… more than was necessary. XD
Inner monologue: "HAHAHAHA, she actually thinks Im an ARMY SNIPER. Im am so gettin’ some pussay….“
Just the kind of survival instincts I’d expect from a military man and a guy brave enough to wear pink. Good job men.
=O Someone combined cupcakes… and stfu…. this is genius… =O
Hahahahaha, my poor poor sperm… I never realized what letting a woman swallow would put them through. Its okay guys! Just head for the stomach!
Hahahahaha, this whole monologue is great. Miss this show! XD Hoban “Wash” Washburne playing with a toy dinosaur: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land! And we will call it… this land!Wash as
THIS…. is not excessive in the least…
Awwwwwwwww. *god tier sad face*
AHAHHAHAHAHA! YOU GO PLUTO!
lmao Poor Link….
Aint THAT the damned truth.
…………… Im trying hard not to find this funny…. and failing…. >_>
That should be a fucking Commandment… js.
Holy fuck… call the Vatican…
Hahahahaha. Women… crazy broads…
Still…. the legs are nice. ^_^
Couldn’t agree more.
Can you say STAR FOX bitches? Though my ALL TIME fave? OGRE BATTLE 64! HUZZAH!
lmao I am seriously debating sending this to my ex… though she might rip me a new one…
lol If this were an actual sign… it’d be from Canada… since we’re awesome like that.
Let me tell you a story...
lmao… I saw this coming.
Oh Betty… you slay me.
Yet another reason you shouldn’t use anything edible to cover your crotch. Also… edible panties are fucking nasty in case you didn’t know. ^_^
The smilie at the end was a pretty good improv. Kudos sir.
Like a BOSS.
lol This is generally too cute for me… but the last 20 seconds made me laugh out loud.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned since joining Tumblr… its the fact that owls ARE FUCKING CUTE… who knew???
Basically my opinion on the whole matter. These stupid fucks who claim girls who show on the internet have no self respect (which makes zero sense…) are generally like these fuckers, having a gay old time making fun of a homeless guy who, hey,
Preach on Sista!!!! Halle-LUJAH!
Awwww, a compliment! Tee hee!
Huh... that's weird.
Makes sense to me. *shrug*
Aint that the fucking truth. ;)
I don't get it...
Okay honestly… this is too… uh… vanilla for my blog really but come on? A T-rex joke? Must reblog.
…. so glad I’m canadian… >_>
If this is true… Tumblr is SO gonna make me live forever…
BREAKING NEWS!....
……………… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
That can’t possibly be true……………………..
On average? 5 a day. Unless I have a Second Coming…. HA! =P
I almost agree with this. I mean… I’m REALLY good at masturbating… most of the time its better than bad sex. I’m talented, I know. ^_^
=O I KNEW IT!!!!! XD
So fucking epic I don’t even know where to start….
Oh no… they’ve created a word for that thing I do… fudge….
GAHA!!! XD
Fuck…. I knew that shit was no accident!!!
Hahahahaha… depressingly accurate. ^_^
…. that makes me want to cry….
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Congrats!
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