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With a Flick of the Hat“I will need a volunteer here, someone who feels comfortable enough to come to the stage?” Me and my friend Davy were walking around the Carnival when I noticed their was a hypnotist show in town. Secretly into guys being
askthezebrastripper: Snap received from zaneystripesThanks to my friend Alex for taking this picture for me :D Alex: Dude, this is the 5th snap chat tonight. I’m not your personal snapchat taker. Zane: I don’t pay you to argue with me!
michaellorenzana: Shout-out to my super talented bestfriend theicarustheory who drew this illustration of me and guiastar. Feel better okay? Go Gia you can do it! We’re all in this together… You’re still a weenie who uses hsm songs for
Checked my mail today and got an early Christmas present from dettsu!! My perfect big gay loser baby look at him! This is amazing thank youuuu!! Now I got both Jean and Levi guardin the keys to my house, nice.
My friend offered me to watch the Real Madrid at her place
la-vulpo: “Mom! Show you perfect boobs to my friends, they loved the pictures you sent me by snapchat!”
New Design I made for Witch Hazel Tea Co. So happy they gave me a chance in helping design their new logo. It’s all so new to me. Thanks to my friend Marckos Paulo Luiz for helping me get through illustrator.
synnesai: > Help support me and my art @ Patreon! < Hello! I’m Synne! It would mean the world to me if you checked out and consider becoming a patron of mine! It’s really easy to do and the lowest tier is ũ! Every tier gets rewards which you
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So talking to my friends about animu, they told me that i have to watch “Amagi Brilliant Park” or just “Amaburi” because it is my “type” of anime, the romance/comedy stuff.I mean they’re not wrong, this is my type thing.
hyenashark:talking to my friends on my puter
I sit next to this foreign exchange student from Korea at my new school and he walks me to my classes so i dont get lost coz he`s been here longer than me :`)
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that
kavos-plz: So aiffe introduced me to the cursed cold ones such poor poor creatures i’m in love. Also canon wasn’t specific bout their design so I’m making my own shit up u___u “Warped by ancient magic, the cursed cold ones - or geluns, as they
happymondayman: happymondayman: Took me longer than expected for this update, but here it is!and here’s some good news,I’m adding a multiplier!!for the next 72 hours or so for every 50 dollar donated to the drive it will up the growth multiplier,
thatspookyfeeder: I’m officially opening emergency commissions due to my bank fuckin me overSketches are ŭ, linearts are บ Guys, please help my friend. She’s such a good artist and a good person!
thatspookyfeeder: Hey so I’m broke as shit due to my cat Suzy needing an emergency vet visit I can do art commissions or send you a selfie of my tits bc we are desperate right now, just send me a message if you want something. Feel free to signal boost
skipperdamned:skipperdamned:skipperdamned:Oh boy it must be JanuaryHey y’all; between my work screwing me on my PTO, and my car insurance payment coming due, I’m gonna come up about 180-200$ short of where I need to be.I would really like to not be
dontclimbanymore:frankiezero:would like to formally apologize to my friends for the times when i get really quiet and moody and stare off into space and don’t join in in the conversation i love all of you i’m sorry i can be a downer sometimes i relate
unclefather: Salvation Army bell ringer: *rings bell in my face* would you like to donate to the salvation arm- me: *walking past them* I’m gay
lamdiel: I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them. Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.” We’d go have a fancyass
raineforests: Credits to my friend @julkookie for making this This just has to be put out there ykno what i’m sayin fellas
imissthembutitwasntadisaster:100k slowburn but it’s just two people going from work friends to real friends
Because Missy told me to
nostalgia-phantom:I’m sorry to my friends, all I can make are horrible monster people and yet you STILL INSIST ON MAKING PAIRINGS WITH ME FOR SOME REASON. *hides face* Something Creepy X Hottie McHandsome: #1 OTP
nightskykitty:was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment
juicyj-caint: Literally me to my friend Cait when she told me she and her bf fuck every 6 hours 😒😒😒😒😒
Thanks to my friend who got me a hook up! I just showed my parents as I was washing the dishes and try weren’t even tripping about it. Haha they were like whatever and told me I should have gotten bigger ones, but I didn’t think they’d
My good friend hit me up and said she was craving Filipino fried chicken. Knowing i cant have any she said she’ll buy me spaghetti there too. I did not know we were going to little Phillipines in Queens. She bought me pastries at a bakery, and a meal
maimedbabygirl: if-shes-not-crying-try-harder: When I went to my friend’s and saw what was in his basement I knew it would be perfect for training my little sister’s throat. Wanna see the other part too
iamtemptation: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:nvclearbomb: metallikato: We Californians be like “Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous” “Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!” “So fucking fetch” I
shanemank: mistressbrandi: shanemank: goingay86: mistressbrandi: mistressbrandi.tumblr.com Please Mistress Brandi will you help out me to my friends and family so that I am free to let my cocklust totally consume me without fear of people finding
tracingbackjordan: durbikins: I tried this on a female before. She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?” *tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again
xiunplane: also I cannot stress it enough to people around me and my friends - please don’t do april fools with me. I know i know, it’s fun to see me struggle and be easily tricked into thinking something, but it honestly makes me feel like shit
udon-udon: my mom told me she was gonna drive me to my friend’s house but she just ditched me and went to work while I was showering what
This weird older black gentlemen has been harassing me at my fav coffee spot. So the cute tall dreamy black barista was looking out for me and made dude leave which I thought was super cute
i’m at my friends’ place and i’m on their wifi and they’re making vegan pizzas and we’re going to a hippie forest rave tonight and i think we’re gonna have a good time :3
poshlosts: Blurry legs belonging to my friends. Taken by me, don’t remove this caption.
Is anyone on right now? I need to collect 6 signatures that’s all Message me for my friend code please
Admitted to my friend that i don’t like going out of an evening with a big group of people because it makes me anxious and i now feel even worse than when i made up random excuses every time she invited me out (like, embarrassed rather than guilty)
My 2,000th post is dedicated to my best friend Daniel Rivera; thank you for never, ever, ever letting me down & always being there for me no matter how bitchy I get sometimes. For that, I love you endlessly & am eternally grateful. :) <3
badgyal-k: dollsofbeauty: lyjerria: black girls need black girl friends. it’s good for the soul Girl yass lol I made some new friends off this post, keep spreading it and try to hit up the girls who reblog
the *only* perk to being friends with me is that i know a lot about vaginal health and ur needs. birth control? UTIs? i’m ur girl. STEM shit? ask literally anyone else.
realisinqs: realisinqs: So I went on the tallest swings in the world today… Instagram: laney28_ Not sure why it won’t let me fix the source, but yeah, this is my picture. I had given the account I originally posted it on to my friend willfullingly,
elsie-clarks: i wish i had a boyfriend that would tie me to the bed, fuck me, make me beg him to stop, cum all over me, basically treat me like a little whore
get-your-ass-in-the-impala:ofgeography:actualginnyweasley:natnovna:i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and
moosesandmaples:Give me one good fucking reason why I can’t wear my Baron Davis jersey to my friends graduation. Its fucking vicious and Golden states gunna slay in June.
cunt3rparts: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
so I’ve decided from now on I want to record everyday even if only a small little bit at the end of the day bc a) I have crap memory b) I want to document my life so I don’t forget and c) I can see how cute me and my friends/family are and
jacklesloins: indiarussia: francieum: internetlord: he was a scooter boy Pretty sure it’s “he was a skater boy”. I remember that song, me and my friend used to blast it back in my day during sleepovers and one of us would be the skater boy
haaahaha so my friend wrote her fb status as “people who make their cover photos of themselves are super obsessed with themselves etc etc” and I’m like LOOOOOOOOOL that’s me. but in my defense, it’s a badass picture of me
L M F A O so my brother is driving me and my friend back from the protest we went to and Muh calls him and I expected they’d be going out to smoke hookah and my brother was like “so you want me to drop you guys off?" and I was like
Being around a crazy for so long has made me feel shitty all the time and paranoid around normal people. It’s gonna take time for me to not be weird around my sane friends who aren’t likely to go batshit at random moments with no provocation.
If you're going to reblog a picture of a pairing from someone just to add onto it that you dislike the pairing/the character(s)
delvg: GradNite was so amazing and I couldn’t have asked for a funner squad to hang out with all day! We got so much cool stuff done that I didn’t even know if we’d be able to. Filled up a whole car on Indiana Jones, and one of my friends even
elasticitymudflap replied to your post: rhinocio asked:Wait but are you l…jfc ur a fusion gem confirmed ur made of nerdundom and sinningtoniteWe were suppost to have a big revieal of my true form at the end of Steven Bomb
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
So I went in that con in my town yesterday but I forgot to bring my camera, so I couldn’t take any photos of it and now I have to look my friends’ facebook albums to find something. The pic above is the only I’ve got so far, which is