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18plusamateurs: Find Me a Heterosexual Man Who Does *NOT* Want to Be the Guy in This Photo, and I’ll Find You a Lying Sack of Shit That Would Testify Under Oath that Rain is Not Wet!

I want to make my wife watch this video. Or any girl. Don’t you Want to be fucked like that? Wouldn’t you Love to have a man’s cock elicit that kind of screaming, orgasmic response from you? Sure, you love me more than life itself. Sure,

datdonk: atomictiki: sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and… Sycra. I love you so much for making this video. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME guys GUYS SHIT SHIT GUYS I *NEED*

dovefawn: Me: aw okay Me: wait shit Me: OHHH man they’re screwed Me: where’s Hinata Me: oh FUCK I did not see that coming Me: are you serious right now? Me: ew gross wtf Me: stop it Me: where’s Hinata Me: cmon babe you can do it Me: kick his ass

I think people are gonna hate me for this, but i remember someone asking me for a good Batgirl story, and here’s the thing, if you want to read a GOOD Batgirl story, you will to see the back issues of Batman “No Man’s Land” in there you will see

“It was me Satoru, it was me all along” that’s what i heard in my head while watching tha scene, i kinda knew since the last episode but honestly fuck that teacher

toxicute:Favorite Person: *has a busy life and cannot interact with me constantly*me:me:me:me:me:me: why in the shit does nobody on this entire planet give a multicolored fuck about me

denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: denselessly: coffeeandchapstick how dare you i just lost my shit omgf I saw it and i couldnt breatheeee lsnslanskzkanakn i miss laughing about stupid shit omg Dude, remember that gif you showed me freshman year and

If you’re a porn blog don’t even fucking follow me. Someone reblogged a pic of me when I was 13 on their porn blog and that’s fucking sick and I hope you wake up one day and get kidnapped by a woman who chains you to her basement and

rebelliousrebe: thedarkerbrother89: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE

I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?

Killin Zombies, gettin’ money. eyeball in the background creeping me right the fuck out doing it’s peeping tom thing. You know what it is.

i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?

barrekelly: gaymzee: psychosomatica: ostolero: the other one didnt have jpeg artifacts you fat nasty trash No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it. THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all

poopflow: *popular blog follows me* oh shit i better not fCUk *spaghetti spills out of my pockets* Shit shit what *throws computer after slipping in spaghetti* fUCK

IF YOU DISTRIBUTE PICTURES OF SOMEONE NAKED WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT & I WANT YOU TO UNFOLLOW ME THIS FUCKING INSTANT.

nishioya: nishioya: nishioya: my brother dared me to watch this anime and i have no idea what the fuck is going on oh shit its the ex bae i want this one give me this one i want him

caramel-kitteh: tamarussia: sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and… Sycra. I love you so much for making this video. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME guys GUYS SHIT SHIT GUYS are

probablyahomestuck:klaskysucks:titenoute:zankyger: titenoute: I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english. WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT. BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY oh my god. FUCK NO NEVER AGAIN

swimclubboys: From beast mode to “shit shit shit” in 0.5 seconds.

holy shit holy fucking shit pls tell me what their blog is that was such a tease i’m gonna die holy fuck pls.

why am i just now seeing this holy shit holy fucking shit mmmm helllll fuckinggggg yeahhhhhhhhh. u had me at fucking spitroasting mm yeah spoil my little princess hell yeahhhhhhhhh. i’m so envious of anyone who gets to please my precious aobobo.😍😍😍😍sly

hockeylvr42: In case anybody was wondering, Donald Trump just released his first official plan for his presidency on Sunday, 8/15, and HOLY SHIT is it scary To sum up this racist fuckery he calls a plan for office: •He intends to have the Mexican

tanaka–saeko: holy shit holy shit holy shit

holy shit. my mom abused me. she emotionally abused me. doing research she fits a lot of the things, and reading about what happens to kids abused by their parents its to fucking close home. fuck. that’s not good. i don’t have words. my mom abused

The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Who plays like this? That picture is fucking with me, giving me anxiety and shit

byrongraffiti: Who’s being violent? I guess I am blind looks like they are to me. You think we just started fucking shit up? Nah they provoked all this shit man. #FreddyGray #BlackLivesMatter #Baltimore

thereasonforthewordbitch: foreverswavy: vitalhappiness: jasminedagawdess: rileyjunee: oliviergiroud: Babies moving inside That top one got me sooooo fucked up HOLY SHIT ITS REALLY SOMETHING LIVING IN THERE 😱 Lol the fuck?? That

lupinslover: James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like: LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT HAHA FUCK FILCH HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK

caramel-kitteh: tamarussia: sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and… Sycra. I love you so much for making this video. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME guys GUYS SHIT SHIT GUYS are

thegirlwhocriedfoxface: flirtyblonde: I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him. who. does. this. Holy fucking shit. THIS is what’s wrong with society right now. How could anyone think this is okay.

Reblog if you lost in life rn but still tryna make shit happen

godboi: Me: I hate corny shit *sees something corny* Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…

cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

UGH HE SHOULD NOT HAVE THE POWER TO AFFECT ME LIKE THIS. It’s not like I want to be made physically sick by an 11 word text post. I was just scrolling through my feed and bam. Suddenly I feel like puking. Ugh. It so sucks… I hate this whole

kaliforhnia: why do people fuck with other people’s feelings its not ok its not right this bothers me so fucking much holy shit why get someone’s hopes up and then bam u leave stop treating good people like they’re a piece of shit.

me: i feel that way about *something* them: No ! dont you feel that way Stop do you hear just stop me now you r fine me in my head: fuck you you piece of shit am never ganna talk to you again fucking shittt you think i can just stop feeling something

cheap-bliss: Gay Veteran talks to Mitt Romney - ABC News fuck you Mitt Romney. hahahahaha. piece of fucking shit. Fuck you Romney. It enthralls me when people bring religion into politics. Of course, it’s always going to fucking be there, but

I bought a really fucking weird pencilfinallyjenna

landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

sexhilaration: awksward: r-iviere: electric-wish: sexhilaration: holy fucking shit i couldn’t have put it better myself daaamnnnn I’m fucking done like i’ve said before. hOLY FUCKING SHIT

antiflawless: cockkkkkkkk: sins-and-sluts: 2hood2function: lame-waves: bambisociety: cloudradical: frais-coco: Johnny Depp holy fucking shit help well you could knock me over with a feather baby HOLY JESUS SHIT MAN #bye

taylorhxll:I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.

whatever the fuck this gol d guy’s name was, I forgot because he’s useless, did anyone feel like he just was an annoying piece of shit god damn just shut the fuck up you fucking shit r2d2 just tore shit up and got shit done while this other

My manager told me I need to get laid because I thought my drawing of candles looked like nipples. Jesus fucking christ.

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luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner

contexxxt: “Fuck… fuck…. no… shit… don’t… don’t cum… not inside… don’t cum inside me… oh, fuck… shit, shit… DON’T CUM INSIDE ME!” she cried out as she started her own orgasm. The same thing she yelled out every

bigboobedcockslut: fuck yeah. tease my pussy before you fuck the shit out of me!! put it in me daddy! please!!

every THING IS NOT OK RIGHT NOW FUCK KILL LA KILL EPISODE 13 FUCKED ME UP SHIT SENKETSU, MY BABY, WHYYYYYY?! I DID NOT WAIT TWO WEEKS TO SEE THIS SHIT

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squaremomgsquad: thesoggybug: Mid-20′s plaid lesbian aesthetic. I wanted to try something new, switching Ruby and Sapphire’s typical feminine/masculine roles, and Saph in a suit is my new aesthetic. Request for fuckingsickbeatz Sign me the fuck

lapisofficial: “you cant catch me gay thoughts” “SHIT”

crystall-clods: This vines are killing me holy shit

sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and… Sycra. I love you so much for making this video. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME guys GUYS SHIT SHIT GUYS

thatoboekid: tamarussia: sungodphoebus: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and… Sycra. I love you so much for making this video. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME guys GUYS SHIT SHIT GUYS are

In response to a post I posted earlier, a screenshot of fanmails from a user saying, “I love yogis, when they’re naked” as well as, “You got something wet for me?” Then this guy says this fucking shit. Fuck you. I am not even going to be nice.

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