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“Sure Dad, you walked in on me in the shower by ‘accident’ once again. Well fine, is this what you wanted to see? Huh, Dad? Take a good look. So what now Dad? Are you just going to stand there and jerk off, or are you going to join me and finally
“Hi Dad, I just wanted to see how the campaign is going and… OMG Dad! You can’t just grab me by the pussy!â€â€œWhy not? Everybody knows that this is what I do, so I might as well just go for it.â€â€œBut Dad, everybody also knows you want
anal-butt-ass-amateur: Dad is such a creature of habit. I always wear the uniform of the school he went to, and he always fucks my ass. He told me why when we first started. It made it easier for him to have sex with me thinking I was someone else
rnanatee: buzzfeed: These dad jokes from Reddit prove that dads are the original text posters. (images from dadsonvacation.tumblr.com) DAD HUMOR IS THE WORST IT MAKES ME CRY
kdentxx16: I was super hungover this morning when my dad came into my room to wake me up and see if I was alright. I told dad that I had drank too much last night and that I was feeling nauseous. Dad then informed me that sex is the best cure for a hango
mattbehr:Ever since I was a young boy I’ve had this incredible crush on my Father!! I would have done anything this “Real Man” would have told me to do!! I still have sex dreams involving me and my Dad!!! (My Dad is the HOTTY in the yellow shirt!!!)
thatsmoderatelyraven:theantiherooftime: A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it. is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
thatsmoderatelyraven: theantiherooftime: A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it. is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
With little to no understanding of football, I tried to watch the superbowl. I walk in and say “Wow, it’s already 14 love?” And my Dad just looks and me and says “That’s tennis, Susie.”
do you feel the same?
beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the
Support me on Patreon! -> patreon.com/reapersunI only drew this last week so technically it’s too early to post here bUT I wanted to post it while it’s still relevant lol~THIS IS HOW IT ENDED RIGHT, AND THIS MOVIE DIDN”T GIVE ME INTENSE DAD EMOTIONS
the-doctors-snog-box: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” finding emo
queen-of-fallen-angels: officialalltimelow: alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible
me: are we going to the baseball game today dad? bleach: lol no *someone from 3000 chapters ago turns out to be really super important, and is the key to beating the quincies*
hillsidebang:My step dad making sure he fucks me right before I go to spend the weekend with my dad. He wants to make sure my ass is loose when my dad fucks me. Makes my dad furious.
Cocoa and I. She went in for a kiss the second photo. My other dog is hiding away behind my butt like he usually does.
this-artist-rushes-in: More father’s day content!! Because we need it!!! Magnus and Taako are good dads, I do believe in them and Ango loves them a lot.
scifi-dad: *me seeing a healthy relationship between a person and their father* what the fuck? what the fuck is this? what the fuck?
cop-puncher-666: cyphella: s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100% s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad
It kinda bugs me when people say stuff like “The Gems took Steven away from Greg” or talk about how wrong it is he doesn’t get to see his dad because…he does. All the time. Steven probably has access to his dad more often than
extraneousredux: D is the friend I refer to as my brother. His dad is very sick, and talking to D about his dad tonight made me want to write this out: My parents were really good at “keeping up appearances”. (The parents who needed to look perfect,
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? me:
tatianazmaslany: i literally just started screaming to my dad “nO LISTEN TO ME IF SUNSHINE WERE TO TAKE HUMAN FORM IT WOULD TAKE THE SHAPE OF TATIANA MASLANY ARE YOU HEARING ME DAD ARE YOU COMPREHENDING”
jakedepravity: My mom is always bitchin to my dad about how he “Let me” wear inappropriate clothes…shes such a hypocrite! Dad did let me buy the dress but the shoes are hers. Besides Daddy tells me I look beautiful and I believe him!
peregr1ne:my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor”
On my way home from the free way, there was this white honda civic trying to race my dad (he has a truck) so my dads car is on the left and the civics on the right. The honda had two girls and a guy, the guy was driving and looking at me from the window.
officialalltimelow: alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg This is my favourite
littleleggies: Sorry I have been so quiet everyone! （ﾉ´ェ｀） Recently, Mom and Dad took me to the playground in the park! Dad put me on a slide and I really liked it! Whee~! Mom calls me a “dog toboggan”, whatever that is! Oh man, it is
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
swordswaltz:yeah im transsexual. transitioning from sex with your dad to sex with your mom. i also identify with a different gender than the one i was assigned at birth
What is even wrong with me why would I eat ice cream like that, I don’t deserve that giant boat of calories my dad worked hard to get the money for I don’t deserve to feel bad I’m a fucking white girl in a first world country with a
thatsmoderatelyraven: theantiherooftime: A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it. is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds Holy fuck .. 😨
alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
daddysbitchboy: billythomas: This is a typical morning at home with Dad. I’ve kept the jockstrap on for years now (I even sleep with it as Dad sometimes likes to visit me in the night), and my arse is always shaven the way he likes. He comes in to
holy crap my family… it’s funny how just last year I thought my family was “normal” and boring and like what the hell I was so wrong. my moms dad is ridiculous and my dads aunt (who is like a mother to him and the closest thing
thatsmoderatelyraven: theantiherooftime: A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it. is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds ❤
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
chandeluresinitaly: I hate it when I’m playing Catherine and during a puzzle when I’m close to the top and then someone calls for me and I have to pause it and all you hear is GOOOONNNGGG GOOONNGGGG GOOONNNGGG a.k.a. my life
incexxx3: - Hey dad!- Heeey! What are you doing here? I’m really busy right now.- I need to ask you for a favor.- If you want me to give you the car again, the answer is NO.- Come on dad, please, you know I cant afford my own.- Sweetie, this is the
latinaswantthickcock: My Dad told me his maid service is the best. His maid from Colombia told me my Dad is cute. I can only guess what is going on between them.
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
writebastard: aragorn1379: ginjaninja3716: commandereyebrows: chachipistachis: theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. Is this the same artist who made the original for this how women actually are OH MY GOD IF I DON’T
