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absoel: me trying to figure out how the god of light killing ozpin looked exactly like how pyrrha died when she was shot by cinder and how it means that pyrrha is still alive somehow
Me interacting with one of my best guy friends of about 2 years:Me interacting with a girl that I’ve known for five minutes: ♩ ♪ ♫ I haven’t always been pretty. I haven’t always been nice. But I’ve always, always, always.
Me: *about to walk down the bus stairs* I haven’t tripped down these for ages, that’s amazing I’m so proud Also me: *1.4764 seconds later trips on the last couple of steps and falls* Goddamit..
so….im just gonna spaz here you guys i need to convey my attraction…… AJOSNAISASAKSM SPAZZZING OUT SO MUCH RIGHT NOW BECUZ THEY LOOK SO SEXY! I MEAN THEY ALWAYS LOOK SEXY BUT HERE ITS LIKE MEGA INCREDIBLE SEXY GET ME?? NO OK?
「 Somebody take me away... 」
straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die
Me when someone accidentally insults me: Hey no worries its all good I still love youuuu <3333 :3cMe when I accidentally insult someone else: PLEASE KILL ME NOW WITH A SPAAAADDEE I DON’T DESERVE YOUR FRIENDSHIPPPPPPPP ;W;
darlinginthefranxx:me after a minor inconvenience happens: imma just die i guess
I find solace in science numbness in numbers even if the whole worldcontinues to lie to me until the day I die there is truth in everythinglogic in seemingly endless chaos let me believe in somethingthat will be here long after I am gone
trashfriend:me *plays it lowkey but is actually needy af*
die or die
My sex drive feels completely gone. I lost him and my grandpa just died. I felt so shitty earlier and I’m trying my hardest to smile, but I just feel like life is fucking me over. This paragraph is really random, I think.
I took a really long walk today and here’s me sitting in the car waiting for my dad to show up If it looks like I’m dying hey I kinda was it was hot
hanzo-the-archer: myserventsneverdie: Just die Another way of telling who has played A LOT of hours on support
Me: *takes my congestion medication, which I know contains a pretty powerful stimulant*Me, approximately 15 minutes later, having completely forgotten I took anything: *panics and thinks I’m dying because everything is suddenly so much MORE and FAST
dieceased: i’m not scared of dying from like an apocalypse on friday, but i’m scared of dying from someone acting stupid because they think it’s the apocalypse
santantivantrash: i mean… i know this character dies… but maybe… if i just hope hard enough… they won’t… die they’re dead now great
wei-shen-me: I would die for Rhys and he deserves to be in Heroes
Multitasking : studying and triaging for work RN. Lord help me to ace my practical tomorrow and ace the lecture final on Wednesday. I’m so over this class
Don’t mind me… I’m actually dying inside cuz finals and I gotta work
It’s training time .. It’s 2014 CrossFit Games Open 14.5 WOD time .. Only Batman’s socks can give me the strength !! ;-) batgirl-b ;-)
u make me wanna die
claire-murdock: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
I think I just died a little that theruleset just reblogged my photo. The gods love me lol
Anyone want to come punch my uterus? It’s literally trying to kill me. Also back rubs? And belly rubs. I’ll curl up and make cute little puppy noises and rub my nose on you.
beatles-mclennon: James Paul McCartney you are 71 years old stop doing this to me.
postcard-confessions: “No one has said anything that makes me feel better about the fact that we all die someday.”Posted from the PostSecret website.
me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*
javabug: *has slight stomach discomfort* me: i’m ready to die
Do you think someone can die from eating too much ice cream? Sounds like it’s worth a shot. If the calories don’t kill me, my conscience will. Gos what is wrong with me..
ingredior: baelor: i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway i’ve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Die™
thickho: me: i wanna die friend: what’s wrong me: nothing that’s just my default setting
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha doctor: nice me: nice doctor: you’re going to die me: nice
imperialimpala: do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
beautiful-shinigami: This happened to me once in high school and I wanted to die.
Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer
intellectual420: me: hey babe choke me harder him: you like that? ;) me: no i just want to die
Ok y'all are getting a treat , I don’t get dressed up often . One of my uncles died at 91 so went to his funeral yesterday. Life goals as hell he died the day after his 69th wedding anniversary , I want that kind of love
I always die laughing at this … totally me “ oo let’s make the fire bigger *makes it huge* oh shit too big! ” and then saying oh nothing when challenged 😂😂
too-pretty-to-die: spooningcaptainamerica: neilpatrickheaven: dadegbert: “how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
“Darkness rises to embrace me; I am a soulless monster with a lack of remorse. As you die I am reborn”
Don’t regret the rules I broke, when I die, bury me in smoke!
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
wahzoo: This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
dying inside because megvnmvrie reblogged a picture of me
me just blushing while reading the tags on my cosplays
I just want to to stop existing I don’t think I will ever kill myself, ‘cause if I run away from the responsibility of living why should I want the one of dying I just want something really bad to happen to me
Summertime makes me wanna die even more so I could have a chance to be cis.
There should be a way to make gender dysphoria go awayA way that isnt dying.
satans-knitwear:Hot-headed fool 🔥Treat me ~ Tip me
Sometimes I wish a woman or nb would ever consider date me. Please don’t die before I do
aurorajames: What MC sees when she wakes up first. Helena’s latest update got me feeling a lot of things <3
