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smolscully: its now officially august or, as i like to call it, pre-pre-halloween,
oddly-romantic:anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
seansoo:*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK
gaydicks420: when i was like 7 i rly liked inuyasha and i talked about it a lot and one time this girl who really hated me pushed me into some mud and said “your precious inuyasha wont save you now” and i cried
urbancatfitters: me: *says something sad* me: lowkey though!!! Lowkey like I’m fine actually
maruchu: If you are a biphobe please unfollow me. If you believe someone needs to be in an active homosexual relationship to participate at Pride, please unfollow me. If you don’t think bi people, pan people, and EVERYONE in the ace/aro spectrum
tre-cool-swallows: Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me
lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
yroxis: Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK Anxiety: I do
drearydoll: i like to pretend that i’m not human instead i am a porcelain doll and i’m very fragile so don’t touch me stay away unless you will take care of me
tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
the-pietriarchy: me in real life: a silent mystery me on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive
liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
downwitharistotle: parents: okay we’re heading out see you later me: bye *parents leave the house* me: time,,, to sin.
neokakashi: google, show me how to attract and befriend swarms of crows to follow me in an ominous cloud that blots out the sun
mangohalwa: me about me: is she okay
romanpixie: Me: *is terrified of commitment because people will get hurt and probably already have, therefore intentionally pushes people away* Also me: *is terrified of being alone and needs constant validation that I’m wanted/needed*
iamcaradelevingne: Me all the time VS me very rarely
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke
badndngirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
emmysrossum: -You’ve got one fucked up perspective on the world, kid. -Yeah, I hear that a lot. I guess that’s why I gotta be locked up. -No, that’s what makes you great. -Thanks, Rosa.
bpdgoths: me, every time i post something personal: i am so sorry. nobody cares and I Am So Sorry for writing this. Here i go manipulating people into giving me attention again. When Will I Be Stopped
gudetamas-mom: *me walking past a group of people*me: gotta make them fall in love with me
norcalchicana: George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
elliebeanz: me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))
meanplastic: I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire
fartgallery: *baby starts crying at 3am* Wife [sleepily]: your turn Me: ugh… fine Me: *starts crying*
queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
guy: sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just
pastadogs: me: i’m gonna look nice today me:
busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2 am:
wecansexy: logged the fuck in
i fucked up at least three...
skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas this year me this december: is it really december? where’s the snow? christmas?? what happened to november? ? is time even real
gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic reporter voice] Kickin’ off the ho-ho-ho-holidays, John are you just excited as I am? John: [same enthusiastic tone] I feel absolutely dead inside Stuart, lost all grasp of the concept
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship
possiblybpd: Ahh yes I love my disorder. I love being irrational and having breakdowns over innocuous texts. I love calling my boyfriend in tears and asking him if he still wants to see me ever again. I love me.
amoying: leave me alone but also shower me with attention
tamagohime: me: *exists*me: this is too much
hiraikotsu: friend: TYPING IN ALL CAPS me: OK I WILL YELL WITH U friend: types in smol letters me: ᵒᵏ ʷᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʸᵉᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᶰᵒʷ ⋅
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
ashtronauts: Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.
dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today me: want me to come beat them up for you
breadmaakesyoufat: me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me person: push it off me: [enraged and offended]
dragonpajamas: *crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as I spend another weekend refusing to leave my bedroom because I couldn’t muster up the emotional fortitude to go outside
whinecraft: me: *saves file* me: *closes program* program: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CLOSE WITHOUT SAVING? me: *nervously saves again*
bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha doctor: nice me: nice doctor: you’re going to die me: nice
little-miss-boxie: me: *Finds new song that really likes* me: *PLAYS ON REPEAT UNTIL IT’S DEAD TO ME*
swaggamander: “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr
scryptixdoodles: scryptixdoodles: tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do
thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess
dabiyyahwrites: akaashikelji: me: i’m going to write today!! also me: Me today.
![fartgallery: *baby starts crying at 3am* Wife [sleepily]: your turn Me: ugh… fine Me: *starts crying*](https://69.media.tumblr.com/avatar_c2dcc0315a94_128.png){kind=avatar}
![gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic reporter voice] Kickin’ off the ho-ho-ho-holidays, John are you just excited as I am? John: [same enthusiastic tone] I feel absolutely dead inside Stuart, lost all grasp of the concept](https://40.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8ffc6181e9fa_128.png){kind=avatar}
