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I will always reblog this. That little flash of anger because she’s not as tough as she thought she was, then the tears.
beyoncescock:this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when people offer to pay for anything and it makes me feel like allowing them to pay will make me indebted to them
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
As a kid I was always freaked out by, like, concurrence of unrelated things. Like I’d think “someone’s heart is probably beating exactly in time with me right now, somewhere in the world” and it would bother me so much for some
sharkgutz: my mutuals are never as thirsty for me as i am for them
Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up to me as soon as i enter the roo- wait a second they just want to be fed
I don’t care who says what to me, I know that I’m a horrible person. Please feel free to get as far away from me as possible so you won’t be hurt when I die. Hell, no one should be hurt when I die.
Kids didn’t used to annoy me as much as they do now until Cartoon Network started showing the videos the kids make.
I thought you forgot about me lol
the-pietriarchy: me in real life: a silent mystery me on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive
salva-bandida: i never understood a fictional character as much as i did before these few seconds.
crystal-gays: Me: Babe, do you wanna see a selfie of me? Girlfriend: Yes!!! Of course!!! Me:
oreoofficial: why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me 跌,000
gudetamas-mom: *me walking past a group of people*me: gotta make them fall in love with me
queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
thequeermisfit: Me: *gets anxious* Me: chill Me: *gets jealous* Me: chill Me: *overthinks* Me: chill Me: *gets clingy* Me: chill
coeexisting: troyler-4-life: mauridianhallow: beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as
sarahseeandersen: Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and ate as many cookies as I did….
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
mygayisshowing: Things I didn’t understand as a child: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep in it anyway taxes Things I don’t understand as an adult: why you’d make your bed every morning if you’re gonna sleep
ruinedchildhood: me: don’t catch feelings me: *catches feelings* me to me:
ashtronauts: Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.
dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today me: want me to come beat them up for you
breadmaakesyoufat: me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me person: push it off me: [enraged and offended]
l1berum: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
mothurs: me: i love living!!!me, one second later: anyway i’ve been thinking and life is really hard and i want to Die™
deanwinchesterheartscastiel: Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip
hypergoomba: my advice to everyone in relationships: just talk to them! communication is key. let them know what you are feeling & that way you can work it out. me: almost never says what i’m feeling, struggles with openness as a concept, lacks
toastbio: me: yeah im really tough me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud] me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder] me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever] me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
whinecraft: me: *saves file* me: *closes program* program: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CLOSE WITHOUT SAVING? me: *nervously saves again*
trashemoji: me, tossing mediocre content into the internet void: Validate Me
mikemunroez: me playing a choice based game: LET ME BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha doctor: nice me: nice doctor: you’re going to die me: nice
cloudbff: Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days* Me: positive vibes ✌
kairo-koutureee: shakespork: captioned-vines: meechonmars: Girls Have Everything In Their Purse Meech: “Hey, I’m ashy as hell. You got some lotion?” Girl: “Yeah, lemme check my purse. Here you go.” Meech: “Thanks. I’m hungry as hell.
peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
little-miss-boxie: me: *Finds new song that really likes* me: *PLAYS ON REPEAT UNTIL IT’S DEAD TO ME*
bluebell-fairy: hmm… it sure would suck if someone drew me. ….. tru ly. ….. awful…….i hope no one draws me ………. (reverse psychology) (please draw me)
language-flower: “I want to learn so many languages!!!” I say as I continue not to work on any of the ones I’m actually studying
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
nursary: me: *uses caffeine as an antidepressant*
prairieblooms: im proud to say that this image is just as unintelligible as any given post about one of my ocs!
bunney: Me: I’m havin a good night Me: :-) Me: Me: I’m sad again
thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess
cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why
brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
emotionaloutlaw: I want to talk about what is going on with me mentally wise but I do not want anyone to know what is going on with me mentally wise
getsby: female adult: *compliments me* me: [blushing profusely] holy.. om gh …. thank you so much ethereal angel male adult: *compliments me* me: *looks around for nearest escape route*
kieraplease: As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost
trapcard: me: *shares a tiny portion, a snippet, a bite sized piece of my life* yall: *think you know me*
lesbianrey:shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her
carazhan:me: (is lonely) me: (doesnt know how to reach out to friends without coming off as needy)
i have this wisdom tooth thats been bothering me for about 2 weeks now and i really need to get it pulled out, though i actually need to take out all 4 but the other 3 don’t bother me as much. I can’t even chew on one side of my mouth or touch
facesz:fuck me as hard as i hate myself
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