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Family friend Jerry had been flirting with me for years. My husband and Jerry recently went off fishing for a weekend. After some whiskey, Jerry revealed his desire for me. Apparently at some point, he pissed from the side of the boat and my husband becam
orangehares: Elf-ification?I just really like dressing up. The festive spirit is possesing me.There is still a hat to come as well, I am massively getting into the christmas spirit this year. I am now an elf apparently. Imagining the spirit of Christma
novi-care: cccliterally: comfortably-lobotomized: yaaaas, bitch! i love this so much i want it tattooed on me I wish a sexy magical weed goddess would come give me oral and make out with me. Apparently I’m not smoking right.
Shego and Desiree: Lost & Found… COMMISSIONED ARTWORK done by: JustinDurden Concept and idea: me ____________________________ Apparently Desiree my have lost something in Shego undies..“..apparently!!!” *wink**wink* But she may
No one had the twitter handle Porntendo. That is crazy to me. So it’s mine now. (The rest of this is entitled Porntendo Struggles to Twitter.)EDIT: Apparently, I can use twitter to just randomly yell shit at people. Interesting. EDIT: It’s
daddy-daniel: Me, apparently. Could at some point be me, apparently.
Daddy made me write lines. I had to write two sets cause wasn’t sure if I was supposed to only take up one line for each sentence and also apparently “just to make sure baby knows has been naughty”
Oh! Apparently 2mblr wants to post FOR me! “I have now transferred this whole blog safely over to a new home at 2mblr.com You can view it all and Follow me there!” Not sure yet how much I’ll recommend it. Let’s see if how it
also a couple ppl have sent me messages about the rule34stuck website reposting my artwork. just for the record i’m fine with you guys uploading my art there as long as it’s attributed to me. apparently i even have my own tag??
equinox-poni: So like, Someone messaged me saying my prices are too high… I take a look at their page, APPARENTLY they think my art half the price of someone else’s commissionsChrist i want to cry I’m still surprised about how many thickheaded
I’m getting so mad, for some reason all the dating apps I try and use won’t let me use them?? They say there’s a problem logging in but it’s a bug. STOP COCK BLOCKING ME INTERNET
Of your name, my name and apparently how you know me…. like seriously if you want a response
ITS EASY TO CONTACT ME DIRECTLY I HAVE PLENTY OF WAYS TO MSG ME OFF ANON IF YOU APPARENTLY KNOW ME SO STOP IT OMG ITS ANNOYING
i-am-funnier-in-enochian: preachthepowerchord: nikktheconqueerer: are you fucking kidding me apparently america is not readygive us a gay princess anyway Are you fucking kidding me Clearly they missed Oaken’s family. Which just goes to show
Was going to attach this to your text post @massivelyfattening but mobile apparently doesn’t allow that. Here’s your pillow xD
Yeah, so if it wasn’t apparent already, I am HAPPY to oblige and record things for you. Within reason. The walls here are pretty thin so I can’t exactly be loud, but I have an unlimited supply of moans.
zomgdae: ME Apparently Tumblr is deleting people’s nsfw blogs? So I preemptively have deleted all of my nsfw content from my blogs. If that’s not enough and my stuff gets deleted its been sweet guys. If you’re still interested in following me consider
amoying: basically me
also lolol reading some of the hate in the tag makes me extra nervous for writing my fic because oops I’m writing sex scenes and I gotta look out, because I’m fetishizing myself. apparently.
soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and he decided to start doing a blowjob gesture toward me.needless to say, I told the dean of students and the guidance department. he’s apparently in deep shit, because he avoided an
Holy shit the person who PM’d me apparently plays on iRO. Seriously, making an account on fRO forums to PM me of all people out there for critical sin advice? *baws in a corner happily* ;wwww;
Get ready for LOLSIES!So, I’m vending a ton of these new costumes I do not want. A few moments ago, I got a PM from a guy who bought a C Blood Sucker from me apparently. This guy now wants to give the costume back and have me refund him 20m (half of
wheezyandherman: So apparently Missy is the Master. and apparently the first thing she did upon seeing the doctor was kiss him. And Ik the last time the Master was around it wasnt moffat writing but its still like. if theyre going to kiss god forbid
Things Silent Hill Has Taught Me
When If Steven Universe starts back up the first week of August I’m going to consider it a birthday gift to me (or if it starts up the second week, since my birthday is on a Saturday so I’m claiming both weeks) Don’t let me down, CN.
that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and it turns out they do (just like other bivalves) but I also found out that certain types of scallops produce a non-nacreous pearl called a scallop pearl or a Lion’s Paw pearl. Apparently
I’ve been rewatching the Saw movies (for fun) and each one reminds me why I usually stop after the second one lol
yuuyaas: High School Yearbook Award Meme ARC-V + Most Likely to End Up in Jail: Everyone, apparently↳ asked by xionchan
silvercistern: so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about
So I’m sick as a dog, and laying on the couch. Apparently when I’m lazy I curl the tips of my moustache without thinking about it. Pablo just walked in the front door and had a good laugh at me. Pointless post. Yayyy…
Today, my friends taught me something about myself that I was unaware of - Apparently they can judge my mood based on how perverted I am. The happier I am, the dirtier I talk.
fantomelle: Apparently, my “type” is: young, looks like he’s from a porn, and has something called “fuck me daddy” eyes.
tinykat21: Tumblr is my go to for venting at times. Facebook is way to damn annoying. And then everyone wants to know what’s wrong. Ranting- Beware Relationships don’t work for me apparently. Someone very close to me made sure I had a hard time
tinykat21: rotax1: tinykat21: Tumblr is my go to for venting at times. Facebook is way to damn annoying. And then everyone wants to know what’s wrong. Ranting- Beware Relationships don’t work for me apparently. Someone very close to me made sure
redgaloshesforfeet: katalystart: I found this gorgeous animated short film, which was directed by Ishida YuYasushi. The stylization and charm reminds me of Studio Ghibli films or anything made by Mamoru Hosoda, the director of Summer Wars and The
daji-ruhu: dnomyid: sirblazebot: demho3zhatinq: wolfflux: buhbuhraydudley: everything yall believed in is a lie It took me a minute lmao LMAAAOOOO don’t say anything … A hoe would get the joke I’m reblogging now because it took me SIX TIMES
braidsandbruisedknees:Soooooo @pleasurabledistractions repainted my room for me with my blood 😂😂😂 oops apparently getting spanked with tack gloves and then a wooden spoon makes it go everywhere Also created a new badass phone case
wickedlywenchy: Knock, Knock……..show of hands if you remember me!! Apparently I have developed stealth-like ninja abilities because NO ONE has noticed me lurking and liking their posts:-( So…… I’m just gonna leave these here and ask you
popokko: popokko: i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question
Personal crap under the cut. Feel free to ignore. Apparently there is a blog going around at http://ur-postin-publicly.tumblr.com/ that is taking things labeled “please do not reblog” and reblogging them to prove a point maybe? I dunno. I have
my friend is convinced she still owes me a birthday present because i couldn’t go rave with her in berlin.. so she got us tickets for an all-night rave in a re-purposed church on a hippie art commune <3
yungbasedblogger: apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
apparently this thing is called a quokka but i dont care because LOOK ITS FUCKIN SMILING
shorm: the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
So my dad came home with this giant today. Apparently the neighbors on the corner are getting rid of a bunch of stuff, and this was in the pile–complete Webster’s dictionary from the 1950′s. It’s… huge.
apparently people with oral fixations also tend to depend on people and be more aggressive
okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type of roleplaying?? like its this whole area of tumblr and I dont understand whats happening but it makes me feel very weird .. its like im someones ‘character’ or idea for a character and
darfin is the king of dad jokes and he apparently a certain joke was so good that he texted me at 3 in the morning to tell me it
one time when we were house sitting darfin woke me up so I could move over in the bed and apparently I looked him in the eye and said ‘fuck off little bitch’
Tomorrow is my first day as an assistant coach and the team manager stopped by my house to get me to sign some papers and let me know that apparently the head coach is gonna be running late and it’s gonna be my job to talk to the parents a bit/get
Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.
my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him it was ridiculous that he said he was working on his man tan instead of just saying tan it was really an absurd argument because it started out as me joking but he was so hostile and pissed
imaginekayla: Liking cartoons sucks apparently
itis-watitis: tht1prsn: theradicalace: lokidindeed: dankmemeuniversity: i looked up a size chart and apparantly uh apparantly sizes bigger than .9 exist which is,, fucking cursed There’s a special sharpener for them too which is horrible and
ootd.. summer is postponed apparently 🙄
i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses to me because even then the endless amount of old salt i have for them will rise and spill out of every pore on my body and the aftermath is no fun for anyone lol
No wig bonus! Apparently I look like a slut without a wig… ಠ_ಠ
I take selfies everyday for no apparent reason - 🍑mami
Apparently I am emotional today
