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whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag
dement09: Momocon 2019!I just applied as a guest artist for momocon so if you guys want to see me and @rexpinn there let them know at info@momocon.com! Don’t forget to mention the queen @kellykirstein as well! She is also trying to go there as guest
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
maburito: dashingicecream: blake belladonna: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life me: i know this, and i love u
me, being sentimental the last day of my college program thing: you guys this time tomorrow were not gunna see each other…………. im gunna be all alone in my room……………………&hel
jack-the-lion: celticpyro: sorairo-deizu: alder-knight: rqqu: jihaad: jihaad: yall im losing it, TIL the “WAKE ME UP” in bring me to life was added on bc the record company thought the song should be more masculine LMAO?? this is wild omfg
iamatrashfan: erushi: Scored the YOI Ichiban Kuji “Enjoy Your Trip” Tour Guide Book, and Otabek’s page is just ~killing me. Imagine: Otabek sending Yurio pictures of the random, interesting things he finds in Almaty, and Yurio replying, “Give
Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area
the-kittyscarf: I just looked at the notes of the showerthoughts post about peeing in a bottle and i’m lmao
I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called
tatiannanow: When someone slightly comes for me and I read them for filth.
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you
sappling: anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/
simplymonay: The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in
nefepants: thahalfrican: This shit killed me lmaooooo This is like listening to a record scratch over and over again, in really uneven and painful intervals.
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
And she told me "Hold on tight"
me and this guy were fucking in the bathroom and he grabbed the towel rack when he started really going in and it broke off the wall lmao
lmao…. This literally just made me snort an Arizona drink out my nice and give a great booming laugh so loud that my roomy jumped half a mile in the hallway. Nice. ^_^
lmao… I don’t even watch the show and me too, me too.
axe-fx: I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.
lnnea: My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with
okay but imagine a pouty noiz in a light green and over-sized sweater, the sleeves even being too big for him, and a pair of knit thigh highs. imagine him in bed sitting on his knees with his legs spread open and his hard-on poking through the sweater,
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
honestly this insomnia is starting to get the best of me, i had a job interview to tho and i was so damn tired the corner of my vision started getting blurry and it was getting difficult to focus
lustt-and-luxury: lmao 😩😂👏🏽 “Ate something”?
tormans-space: weloveshortvideos: When bae don’t appreciate nothing 😂😂😂😂 @dommebadwolff23 this is me and you lmao
theicarustheory: Your best friend is an honest and genuine dumbass, Ar. But really, it’s not his fault you and Annie are so mentally in sync and all Eren can do is read between the lines. (For anon who wanted that hot Annie scene)
memosfromlevi: Me: Oh man I’m busy, better stay off my phone and work hard today. Me: *finds out @fuku-shuu is marathoning noragami today* Me: On second thought :))))))
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of
kittyyyyyy: I’m sitting on my bed stuffing cookies into my face from a tupperware container and singing “Love is an Open Door” from Frozen and I swear I just saw some people look up and watch me from the sidewalk as they walked by my window.
Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔
dementedrican: Me and Luis. LMAO
the786: impalimp1996: the786: flacomexicano: the786: And? ME Me too breh Wouldn’t everyone overheat to the max? 40 degrees and schools are closed? *50 okay this is me as hell in south texas 😓
Roll your r's and use the formal usted.
goldenpoc: audivinity: iamckg: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: weloveshortvideos: they’re SICK of her and I love it lmao Yas 🙌🏾🙌🏾 They face the whole time 😂😂 LMAO The mom just waiting for it to stop lmao
lightskinlivinglavish: tinyrats: i hate him lmao
lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re
justinhammer: #dear diary: today littlefinger came to my tent #i told him i didn’t like his face #brienne patted me on the back after #it felt good #and then i told loras what i said and he told me i was a really clever king #i don’t like your
A group of boys were in my cul de sac and shot my car with a nerf gun as I drove by. Lawd I slammed on my brakes so fast and hopped outta there and all but two ran away from me. Lmao I struck fear into the kid that hit my car and his friend abandoned
mydadisindianajones: Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store? Me:
me after it rains and i see a bunch of puddles.
Help, I’m horny and I can’t get off.
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
More doodles for rhinocio‘s fic series!Think of these as sort of concept arts ehe, nothing is canon so far, these were just things me and Rhin discussed a lot, but~ they are very close to the story so far so go on and check it out!
usabuns: Tell me, who is the most knowledgeable amongst you?
I drew me and @l-sula-l‘s draenei girlfriends, Chikonde and Isska mmmmm yes I love them
fun fact: Soul Eater was one of the first things I ever drew when I first started out! like im talkin that I didnt even have a sketchpad, I just tore out notebook paper and tried to draw crona and ragnarok lmao
smolviolin: eijjirou: straight people: gay people dont talk about how gay they are all the time unless of course its their Gay Struggle otherwise its just Unrealistic me, a known gay: @the-sun-princess @why-its-kai
turing-tested:turing-tested:gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me asi want people to look at me and go ‘oh i have no idea what you are but you’re definitely a homosexual’
pegacornalley: heiress-to-the-industries: mldmnnrdrprtr: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know
techykisses: there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs they’re happy to wear their sign in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice you know the second reason why you piece of filthy t r a
ah yes, i remember when someone drew my halloween team rwby designs, didn’t credit me, and then paired wr+bb up in the pic👌
me: starts designing new cute OCs brain: what…what are u doin. U already have so many neglected ones. why can u not focus on one group of OCs for once me: keeps designing new cute OCs
speaking of volume 5 and atlas, since winter is very likely to appear im hoping we finally get her to meet blake and big tiddy bc that was sorely missed in volume 3
lavender-bubbaa: strawberry-kisu: I REALLY WANT TO TALK TO MY MUTUALS BUT IM SO SHY AND I SUCK Same tho
naked-yogi: If you are transphobic unfollow me and never interact with this blog again.
Look whoever bought access to my SnapChat recently that has been giving my username to their friends needs to stop. You think you’re cheating me but all these people who add me and haven’t paid just get blocked immediately 😂 I stay logged into
