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theburiedlife A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if
labelunknown: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
shunori: Full size <- (All version in thur) CUM, Cum everywhere — Finally finished this thing :v took me a while ‘cuz I tried the whole lighting thing but neither the commissioner or myself liked it in the end xD and mayonnaise takes me too
itcuddles: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
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porncomixgifs2016: Skarpworld Pizza With Mayonnaise
thegingerpunk: bi-privilege: helpful flowchart on how to tell if someone is bisexual. since the people running that study in the ny times seems to have forgotten. I EAT MAYONNAISE ON MY FRENCH FRIES
black-new-world-order: The Sweet Taste of Victory! The BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER…is coming! It’s like he should be saying “ didn’t I tell you that I didn’t want mayonnaise on my sandwich”!!!!!
“God I hope that’s mayonnaise."
uncletomscabbage: regretandchinesefood: she looks like she eats mayonnaise straight outta the jar Lmaoooo
jadethemerman: Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio My fave jars of mayonnaise
Shipping my OCs i guessI’d say the caption of this would be something like “You can’t make mayonnaise without cracking an egg.”I really love Maggie’s strange limb configuration. It’s so neat and cool and always ends up being interesting <3
holdbeast: lynati: ravensluna: polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland
Rare roast beef, pickled cherry peppers, roasted tomatoes, thin American cheese, peppercorn mayonnaise, Dijon mustard.
obese500: is that a empty mayonnaise jar i see? watch out, that stuff is kinda fattening ☺
tularemia: tularemia: diet soda isn’t gross i got told to go fuck myself so reblog this post and tell me your opinion on: diet soda, mayonnaise, mushrooms, glazed donuts, and egg salad
blackfemalepresident: emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism.
sassoffrass: Miss Mayonnaise loves her gingerbread man
fuckyeahilikechicks: saigetheferociousbeast: shaynnee: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and
Since a Hungry Howies sub is not available, I made a sandwich of mayonnaise and Doritos.
chongoblog: autonomeme: frenchdad: Look at those buttons.“DOUG” and “FASTER”.That’s it. half-DOUG press Manipulate the AI of Patti Mayonnaise so that she lifts off the ground
trustyourviscera: ghostofqueernessyettocome: “OMG this person really defended mayonnaise as a gender!!!” A++ reading comprehension, gj Y'all. Every time you reblog that post, I am reminded how much you hate trans people. I love how the person
thecheshirecass: untilstarsfall: marsincharge: atane: “One called me mayonnaise boy” White people’s definition of racism in a nutshell. HERE IT ISSSSS Caucasian Slurs™ We are all Whiteophobes™ Why does this guy look like he’d say
the similarities between mayonnaise and glue will always make me so angry and scared all at the same time
rowlpal: findingbravado: I can’t stop laughing at the difference between Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible’s NSA files A L I T E R OF MAYONNAISE?!
okyu: okyu: hey reply to this with your dipping sauce of choice
hilarydank: “no Patrick, mayonnaise is not a slur.”
atane: “One called me mayonnaise boy” White people’s definition of racism in a nutshell.
kushandwizdom: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
gerph18up:HD pic on Patreon
clgdoublelifts: damn life is rough for mayonnaise boy
a-local-drug-dealer: prettyboyshyflizzy: fist-me-with-mayonnaise: slayshana: gifteddysfunction: This Key and Peele skit about bullying needs to be taken seriously…. The truth be like. This is actually so true. Bruh fuckin’ key and peele
trashfirefallon: ouyangdan: negamewtwo: polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat
astoldbychanse: tehjai: electricsed: All the flavor, none of the bigotry! Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles. Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too: ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
bunjywunjy: ruby-white-rabbit: the-jackals: I’ve been laughing T this for five mKinutes I’m. crYing *shpluurtch* IS THAT FUCKING MAYONNAISE
art-corner-of-merci:art-corner-of-merci:they love mayonnaise reblogging with the origins
megnesiums: lumos5001: zumainthyfuture: Carrot clarinet Bruh………… #MAYONNAISE MAY NOT BE AN INSTRUMENT BUT A CARROT SURE AS HELL IS (via themeggowithleggos) why pay + for an instrument when you can just mAKE ONE OUT OF A CARROT, A FUNNEL,
dominantlife: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
gerph18up: They need to fill that jar of mayonnaise.
backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch”
queerpentaghasts: tbh I don’t know why we’re only going after coleslaw. fuck potato salad. fuck macaroni salad. fuck every “‘salad”’ that’s basically just an amalgamation of mayonnaise and nightmares
bearded-david: rrryan: Dammit white people Mayonnaise man 😂😂😂
kris10nicole330: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
pan-pizza:It’s 1am I’m readyJUST FUCK ME UP talk about chocolate and mayonnaise :/
ninsegado91: gerph18up: Skarpne needs mayonnaise, some donor? Skarpne in that school girl & chinese dress❤ cutie <3 //o//<3
superamiuniverse: Mayon wants all those eggs from Seymore’s Ovipostor Cock (All characters are 18+ and of consent, Sizes are wildly different) ;9
puublack: If you put mayonnaise on your pizza PLEASE block me.
grimphantom2: ck-blogs-stuff: https://www.deviantart.com/roco340/art/Rated-M-For-Mayonnaise-767737671 Roco really nailed it on capturing @gerph18up ‘s style and Skarpne looking so sexy X3 Use the cross to smack her butt! ;9
Man Mayonnaise
Flame of Mayonnaise ~
theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students
insta-gramcracker: insta-gramcracker: what do you call it when a boat carrying mayonnaise explodes? cinco de mayo
gwamp-sfm: I never used nightb0i’s Dani or KP’s new Male Smurfs Demons so it was the perfect opportunity to knock out 2 birds with one bullet stone.This scene features(!!)1. Very, very poor use of mayonnaise cum2. Dani getting it in the ass on a
