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fgso: I hadn’t eaten a buffet meal in ages. I ate too many mashed potatoes. There’s no such thing
After corresponding online for several years I was glad to finally meet up with Sean last Fall while visiting Seattle. We drank whiskey, ate ridiculously delicious meat pies and garlic mashed potatoes, and drank more whiskey. He’s a cool guy and
Not exactly vegetarian
restricted-senses: You will wait while I prepare your dinner of mashed potato, and then I will watch as you eat it from a bowl using only your mouth. Then its back in the cage for the night exactly as you are now… Be thankful you even get dinner slave.
jackythemoo: You know something went right in your life when you are drawing a huge pile mashed potatos with @markiplier in a bathtub on top of it! But I can’t say that I am not happy xD I may understand you now Mark… you know when your brain is
Round1 pork chops mixed vegetables mashed potatoes #foodies #Foodporn #GoodEats #homemade #homecooking
daddyspinkhairedprincess: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato I can die now.
I’ve done this. I felt about as significant as a spoonful of mashed potatoes getting flung across a junior-high lunchroom.
queenchubbythighs: this is my feed me mashed potatoes face So cute
And it’s your birthday, and happy b-birthday! Have an amazing b-day, mash potato panquequera. I fucking love ya, lil’ nerd ^^
hauntedpanquequera: :o The drawings of my sibling are so so so magical <3 <3 <3
My sibling’s drawings are just <3 breathtaking <3
baked-mashed-potato: Kuroko no Basuke x Shingeki no Kyojin! XD By かお(Please do not remove source)
luciferstwin: circlebutt: helpihavedementia: brogigayo: ticktaec: tyleroakley: My body is ready. I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel? …it is ice cream and caramel why would anyone
Pan seared pork chops, garlic mash potatoes, sautéed spinach in pork grease garlic sea salt n pepper
tellmeimpretty-orsomething: happy thanksgiving everyone!! gonna go eat mash potatoes and hopefully get drunk :) ps ignore my extremely girly and childish room :) haha :) WANNA MAKE ME SMILE? :)
buffystolethetardis: jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent “This is why dad left” I’ve been staring at this forever trying to figure out if those are mashed potatoes or Mac and cheese because sweetheart… YOU DO
verticalfood: Mashed Potato Cinnamon Rolls
When You Can’t get Seconds of Mashed Potatoes
awesomebuttznboobz: I love it this is how we make mash potatoes in texas.
secludedpornographer: Okay I think this one is better for the “every sperm is sacred” joke but I literally just found it and don’t think I should replace it. Got that spunk is so thick it might as well be instant mashed potatoes,
whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag
“Mexican Mashed Potatoes” are yummy….if only I had some cilantro these would have been AWESOME!!!!
tenderule34: mynnchestra: nelfears: ok shit i wanna talk about this. there is NO way you’d get a fruit cup, a cookie, mashed potatoes, AND peas. you get one of those. two if you buy the cookie separately. and the fucking nuggets??? TEN?????? show
fallen-angel-of-thursday: useyourcharm: SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland
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Real talk though why hasn’t Nasa equipped the space shuttles with mashed potato-covered heat shields? Seriously I don’t think I’ve ever seen something with higher heat absorption. Real science here boys. And I don’t even need to be high to come
motorbabiez-archive: boys… lads… if you have thick thighs and a chubby tummy… if youre soft and warm like mash potatoes……….. youre so hot
subpatell: Stuffed Chicken Marsala One of my favorites! I love the cheese stuffing and mushroom sauce. So yummy with mashed potatoes!
seriousjones: so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
Celebrated Michael’s birthday this evening. I made chicken and noodles, mashed potatoes, corn, and rolls. #happybirthday #wrinkleballs #silverfox #gbf (at Lawrence, Kansas)
soundlyawake: adulthoodisokay: 21 Ways You Can Take Mashed Potato To The Next Level aka 21 ways you can get me in bed
snapchatting: *starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes
tadotsuneto: Sooooo, someone level with me here. Why does it look like she’s eating KFC with a spoon?? Do they GIVE OUT mashed potatoes in buckets??
unpretty: has everyone seen this ask polly letter from a woman with a deadly mushroom allergy whose in-laws have started putting mushrooms into literally everything they cook to the point of buying special mushroom powder to put into the mashed potatoes
ottermatopoeia: dekutree:*anime character holds bowls of noodles* *english dub voice* these mash potatoes are great
After I ate oodles of broccoli casserole, hashbrown casserole, some green bean casserole but that didn’t impress so I only had a little bit. I ate lots of turkey, ham, and stuffing (two kinds), mashed potatoes and gravy, and dinner rolls. and
foodffs: LOADED MASHED POTATO CAKES Follow for recipes Get your FoodFfs stuff here
relishboi: List of names that id give to my kids: Serj Tankian Wario Shin megami tensei IV Original Soundtrack Medium Rare Steak with a side of mashed potatoes, gravy and asparagus Mettaton EX 2 King Crimson in the court of the Crimson King Run The jewels
the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato
butchlizbian:God I fucking love mashed potatoes
moveslikekeithrichards:in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian
a-silver-wind:catgirlforeskin:feralprinceconsort:vampkittie:everytime i scroll past this fuckin grandma w the sword it feels like a bad omen. Can u fuck off ladyNo one cares about your wall-hanger gamgam, you couldn’t cut through mashed potatoes with
brendanwtf: circlebutt: helpihavedementia: brogigayo: ticktaec: tyleroakley: My body is ready. I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel? …it is ice cream and caramel why would anyone
emilyologist: The only bad thing about mashed potatoes is absolutely nothing
petty-valentine: peniswhoreousrex: ruinedchildhood: kee-yaw-nah: I’m logging off. she thicc I’d like to mash those potatoes 😏😏 Tater thot lol XD
battlefem: you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’
fishcustardandthecumberbeast: songofages: #so much pain in his expression I know that feel. BUT WHY?! WHY CAN’T HE EAT MASHED POTATO BUT HE CAN EAT ALL OTHER POTATO?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
Turkey, sweet potato casserole, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, gravy, cherry pie, and beer. Successful Thanksgiving
thatplate: Thanksgiving turkey cake that includes: ground turkey with cranberry, layers of sweet potatoes, and mashed potato “frosting.”
omg-yumtastic: (Via: hoardingrecipes.tumblr.com) Mashed Potato Supreme - Get this recipe and more http://bit.do/dGsN I do love potatoes
ta-petite-lapine:Potato masher!! Right!!!! Huge WINK 😉😉😉Where’s mom?? Idk, she’s been mashing potatoes for an hour now!!! 🤣🤣🤣 She says they need more creamMother’s day IS coming … 🤣🤣🤣🤣
jessitheyogi: Nourish bowls are the best 😍🍃💫 Mixed greens, lentils, noodles, chickpeas, sweet potato fries & mashed potatoes. #poweredbyplants #vegan
crissle: dopegirlfresh: genderbitch: tranzient: peecharrific: missapples22: macaire: wakeupwise: bikesandbridges: a turtle eating mashed potatoes. i… i just… OMG Oh my God. look at his lil hand tho! and the potato mountain next to him
kramergate: noxtheox: kramergate: every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting
neofriend: waerlogas: the answer is potato This person prefers mashed potatoes over fries…
officialunitedstates:things to do when bored play hot potato with mashed potatoes
bellyachegirlx-deactivated20210:Another vid of my Christmas belly. Can you believe that for Christmas dinner I somehow managed to fit: gammon, beef, mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, parsnips, broccoli, carrots, stuffing, pigs in blankets, a Yorkshire
