Softcore and hardcore porn from Tumblr
search make me a sandwich on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search
submit your pics
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: oh yes.
I laugh at boys who work at subway because THEY have to make ME a sandwich.
“If I could just date your boobs I would. … Oh wait but your boobs can’t make me a sandwich.”
whoneedsfeminism: “I need feminism because guys in my school can still wear “Cool Story Babe, now make me a sandwich” shirts, but I’m still PUNISHED for wearing SPAGHETTI STRAPS.
adrians: “shut up woman! get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich xD” the 21 year old meme blogger added to a teen girls text post for the 23rd time today. He leaned back in his chair, proud of his work, and took a break to wonder why he had
destispell: men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha! women: those aren’t funny. men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol women: i drink the
9gag: Make me a sandwich
hypno-sandwich: Not sure if redhead. Not sure if I care. @alice-doe, @ashcatred, @bannableoffense, @breakitdownnat, @convoluted-moonscape, @dreamdropdazing, @enscenic, @foxfire-midori, @hypno-tease-her, @listlesslywandering, @loreleirivers Some of these
destispell: men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha! women: those aren’t funny. men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol women: i drink the tears
pazdelahuertafanclub2005: pazdelahuertafanclub2005: pazdelahuertafanclub2005: men: i love offensive jokes, if you get offended you are a politically correct pussy women: hehe small pee pee men: men: make me a sandwich women: women: i want a boyfriend
bleedshark:@professor-maple-art Make me a sandwich…… with extra mayonnaise >:y xD Pffft
xxx
I like it when guys work at subway, cause then they have to make me a sandwich
chalkos: In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt let that sink in.
hotelmanosuke: “cool story babe, make me a sandwich” is actually an ancient mayan prophecy that, when translated, reads “i am going to be single for the rest of my pathetic life”
hallelujah-youngandloaded: ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.” Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor?
sevenfivetwo: SHANCE ♥ feat the “boyfriend shirt” thing…shiro is so beefy and lance is a noodle (also, keith make me a sandwich!) from twitter!
stephenthebuttbandit: imagine if you got asked out by the hottest dudes ever and he showed up to your date wearing a pair of crocs, a fedora, mom jeans, and a “cool story babe, go make me a sandwich” t-shirt.
falloutuniverse: Make ME a sandwich, bitch.
niplove: eats-pussy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is pretty much what I do every time. Naw, you got it backwards, make me a sandwich first, then I’ll eat the box..
tfpaddict: theparanoiddirector: because Warp-mun is ebil and making me post this Yes good~ hehe I would say ‘poor Red’ but he is totally enjoying that (who wouldn’t enjoy the sole attention of two Seekers~?)
facesofdethklok: BY THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL, I COMMAND YOU TO AWAKEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
thomasbromas: ztd1982: I don’t just wash my hands after I pee. You better wash them so you can get in there and make me a sandwich.
boygeorgemichaelbluth: afro-dominicano: dudes be posting and cosigning shit like this and have the nerve to ask why they single lmao and they’re so basic. they still doing that “make me a sandwich” shit? of all the things you can ask for?
snapchatting: itsmydarkesthour: snapchatting: mango? why not womango? end sexism now womango make me a sandwich :P
leatherjock: No need to make me a sandwich, I know what I want to eat. Random Eroticism
go in the kitchen , get a knife , and make me a sandwich bitch!
tim-breezy: winnerscircleclothing: Cool Story Babe, Make Me A Sandwich! Want! NEED!
papaya-war: whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: mmmmm
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: Yes please!
I met a stud with a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt"and I was like UH UH NOPE BYE BITCH LIKE DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE WEARING YOUR SNAPBACK AND MEN’S JEANS YOU ARE STILL A WOMAN AND YOU
chalkos: In America you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a “Cool story babe now make me a sandwich" shirt let that sink in.
ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.“ Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh it’s humor duh
miss-melancholy-usa: ridge: sister-misery: ridge: IT’S SAD THAT WE’VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THOUSANDS OF SHIRTS ARE BEING SOLD SAYING “COOL STORY BABE, NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.” Lol, I don’t get offended by it. It’s humor? Duh
hastobeseen: Taking a break. Watching her make me a sandwich while she’s wearing these.
surfandwrite: surfandwrite: the-fault-in-our-youtubers: surfandwrite: surfandwrite: So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason
pr1nceshawn: Go make me a sandwich.
sugarbone: sugarbone: ♥ he said make me a sandwich, so i made him a sub ♥ patch available here ♥ back in stock~!
sir2u-boy: I’m so fucking drained…I couldn’t cum again if I had to…now go make me a sandwich.
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: unf!
ghostparties: fromsecondstory: I’m so hungry and there are no women here to make me a sandwich. omg mike i can’t believe you just said that lmao! Careful, i’ll bring out my feminist placards.
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: this looks like fun. who’d want a taste? ;)
luckydogsam: Damn girl. There’s no need to wash that bacon, just fry it up and make me a sandwich
an alarming amount of people in my school have ‘cool story bro’ or 'make me a sandwich’ or god forbid, fucking ’#swag’ shirts. h e l p
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: This too.
no-you-make-me-a-sandwich-bitch: Yep. So I’ll be waiting for you to come and eat.
