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bring your wife make it to the office party could result in raises.
I’ll take two orders to go too. I bet if you collected enough loads and froze them in a condom with a stick in it, you could make a pretty good Cum Pop.
I can almost hear the slurping sound it’ll make when I inhale that
mydrippingcock: Heavy precum makes a great salad dressing I bet it does. I know from experience that cum can be used to make a great vinaigrette salad dressing. multiple loads are needed though, so your guests may have to contribute for your next dinner
I went to a bachelorette party last night with my sister. It was for her sister-in-law who is 29 and getting married over the Christmas holiday. I stayed overnight at my sister’s and didn’t quite make it to my bed when we got home last night. I
danny-cee-: Made a special Topless Tuesday GIF for the party-pooper back on the 4th who found my tumblr and was passing it around like hot topic local gossip news. I don’t care what you think. Does this make it clear enough? I hope your still paying
Asses and jerking off, great! And having a 3rd party to witness it makes it all the hotter.Really fine-art quality image, too.
sparkling-lime: Dressing up to go to the Neighbours party. They are new and eager to make friends in the community they’ve moved into… Trying not to make it too obvious she dresses reasonably conservatively, although the obligatory hold-ups are ready
19. Wearing a funny hat
katiecrutchfield: some amazing and v glam photos by jesse riggins of the warhol-themed birthday party of our dreams. allison and i thank everyone who helped make it happen. it was truly amazing.
Donna arriving for the first time at the Sin Bragas club (Spanish for ‘no panties’). She’s very excited about wearing no panties (it makes her feel ‘pleasantly slutty’, as she worded it), but she’s also a bit nervous. When she steps out
She was always trouble in college - a party girl, almost never making it to classes, several accusations of plagiarism, and her GPA was dropping like a rock. After she attacked a security guard while drunk, she was forced to sleep it off in the medical
sissyslutwannabe420: sweet-sissy-natalie: *giggle* At the party weekend I told about I was in a similar position and I’m still caged what makes it hard to see such pics even if “hard” isn’t the wrong word *giggle* Please someone make me
weight-a-second: mimundotumblahh: el-chapo-lin: fetching-paradise: She loved him so much, what the fuck the way she looks at him …. This makes me feel so sad for some reason.. It makes me sad because he’s always looking at the cameras when
feministfuckdolltrainer: rubberdollowner: http://rubberdollowner.tumblr.com Anna Rose HW Designs Pussy mouth piece = GORGEOUS This is a perfect fetish look for any party! You already know it’s just a cunt. Why not make it look like one? Devotional
tinyredbird: femhype: prettycakemachine: I’ve completed all the recipes for my Undertale Tea Party, or as I call it, my Undertea! I hope you guys enjoy them! 1. Blueberry Spider Cider with edible sugar webs! All proceeds go to real spiders. RECIPE
“Guilt-free sex with beautiful strangers may not be everyone’s cups of tea, but it is under my roof.”-Behind the Mask: Enter a World Where Women Make - and Break - the Rules by Emma Sayle. We recommend it—it’s pure porn—though you’ll have
karpetshark:my niece absolutely loves minecraft so i tried to make a little minecraft cake for her birthday!! it’s a little sloppy since it was my first time using fondant but for an 8 year old’s party i suppose it’ll do that’s really good!
ltr300: The After Party.I had to make it smaller because the water doesn’t want to work with me.I am so happy about this map I will be using it a lot more.Full Size
To clarify so I don’t just sound like a cunt, Powerstone makes a GREAT party game, and it’s tons of fun, but playing it by yourself is like tilting at windmills. It gets really boring really fast.
sule-skerry:guerrillatech:OK the only people I have known who have a garage fridge are Korean and use it for kimchi because they make enough of it they need a Designated Kimchi Fridge, so I get that.But can my fellow white Americans please explain what
theruleset: Doe famously despises mouthsoaping. She makes it quite clear how much she hates it! That made it an absolutely appropriate punishment for her lying to me at a party. Dishonesty cannot be tolerated. (starring @floatycrownythingz, don’t remove
thepolomonkey:My fave fic typo is ‘defiantly’ for definitely because it makes it sound like all the characters have a massive attitude problem. As in “He’s defiantly coming to the party”… like wow ok, dude’s coming to start some shit
thepolomonkey: My fave fic typo is ‘defiantly’ for definitely because it makes it sound like all the characters have a massive attitude problem. As in “He’s defiantly coming to the party”… like wow ok, dude’s coming to start some shit
ianjq: starheartshooter: there no doubt in my mind that the pizza family isn’t Ghanaian and that makes me so happy Yeah!!!! You got it! The Pizza family are from Ghana. (It’s personally fulfilling to me cuz thats where my family is from, hehe.)
Unfortunately a gif can’t really convey the sheer amount of “I don’t care” in Garnet’s tone of voice. Mere text cannot contain it, it must be heard.
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
awed-frog: If anyone needs to hear it: you don’t need to have a great time tonight. You don’t need to go to some cool party, you don’t need to drink if you don’t want to, you don’t need to have sex to make it special, you don’t need to wear
thaman2016: Here’s a commission I’m posting late from @purple-yoshi-draws. As you can tell, Peg decided to go to a Halloween party as Tinkerbell. To her surprise, the outfit doesn’t cover much. Needless to say, she didn’t make it to the party.
Oh man tomorrow’s Red’s birthday and I don’t have anything planned I totally spaced it ughjdg now I need to make a cake and everything but I HAVE NO MONEYY… maybe I should just celebrate it the old fashion way and just be happy
ourfamilyfun: Young man you are NOT going to that party till you finish your chores. Now get in that bedroom and fuck me I will be late for the party Mom!! then make it a quickie
exposedunitedhoes: trinifock: The only way to fuck a face…well…the best…this angle makes it easier for both parties because the throat is straight. Plus it’s dominating as fuck!!! Win Win.
irisfuckdoll: oh-those-pigtails: Pigtails are hot ‘If you’re not here within 15 minutes, I’m going to take the public transport, and there’s no way I’m going to make it to your company party. I get gangraped anyway but it’s going to cost
melissasdirtydiary: It’s my anniversary and we are having a huge party with our friends and family attending and yet, here I am in the upstairs closet, enjoying my dolled-up daughter’s talented tongue. I hope I make it back for the toasts.
allrecipes: As easy as filling your slow cooker with apples and turning it on. Send jars home for a great party favor. Yeah, you made that! See how to make All-Day Apple Butter: http://bit.ly/1upFCbc
msexplorer: ms-witchywebweaver: the-disorder-of-chaos: ms-witchywebweaver: fatboyracer: Yeah….. Save me a seat! better make it three You can sit between me and either msexplorer or 1redsolopup. Cool! now it’s a party. Woo hoo!! What a
My mom is mad at me because she threw me a party yesterday but I didn’t make it home in time. The best part is she didn’t have an ounce of vegan food at MY party. What the fuck was I supposed to eat?
coredumpproject: erwin-und-panzer: whattheendoftheworldlookedlike: Fascist Party Headquarters, Rome, Italy, 1934. “How can we make it obvious we’re the bad guys?” If this were in a Cyberpunk movie, I would have called it ‘Heavy handed and
meanttobreed:painequalspleasure: Use me. Fuck me. Make me an addict for your cock. Our families were still downstairs at the pool party. Thank goodness I was ovulating on a day when we were only wearing bathing suits, making it easy to sneak off.
perfectstroke: thesexy-bbw: I guess I need to make it to one of their parties. Looks like fun! 😈Who would like to be my special date to one of these parties? I volunteer
clockworkpipedreams:I’m torn between disgust and disappointment at the SU/UG crossover, and wondering how much choice the SU crew had, either in making it, trying to stop awful crap from being in it, or in playing the party line and admitting no fault
Very late to the party but i just watched Frances Ha and i can’t remember feeling so obsessed with a film since i was like fifteen or something. If i wasn’t so sleepy i’d watch it again. This has been a post, i tried to make it witty
parisiangayperv: yourtrophyhead: lovelymasterger: Follow LovelyMasterGER for pics of twinks and BDSM. Hanging the fag so that it’s mouth is at the Man’s cock level makes it convenient for party goers to grab it by the hair and relieve themselves.
pencandy: weepingdildo: Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th Let’s all go party on Mars August 5th and make it feel appreciated
boundisbeautiful2: goozler: Felony … She is phenomenal !! She’s all dressed up for the New Year’s Eve party. But she’s not gonna make it to the New Year’s Eve party. Getting dressed for bondage. How sweet!
littlehobbit13: Boy had all of movie history to support taking that failed proposal and making it an awkward pity party about him, and instead he first was like “It’s okay, we’re just not at the same place yet, we still love each other” and then
sacs4men: After my boys called it a night, it was just my brother Todd and me in my hotel room. We had just gotten back from barhopping for my bachelor party and we were just too shit-faced to make it the strip club, per the original plan. So Todd and
o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
daughterassailant: imbringinglexiback: am i on drugs what is happening blink just before it hits the ground and it makes your brain feel as if you actually fell over
anounces:never, ever, tell me that “it doesn’t matter.”because if it was enough to make you cryif it hurt you that much then it does matter never think that you are insignifcant or that your problems aren’t important because you matter
positivityandpaperstars: positivityandpaperstars: My friend sent me this last time I had a panic attack. “Try to breathe with this.” And it worked. So, sharing this. This is the second time this had made it back to me, and it makes me happy people
zivity: Manchester in No One is Invited to My Party by Noise Nest Check out this awesome and fun full set on Zivity! Then roll around in some glitter, because lets face it, Manchester makes it look really fun. Happy Birthday, Zivity!
A little drawing i made for the pizza party podcast and all its awesomness If you dont understand the text,dont worry, this is what they´re saying rebeltaxi: hey guys,on the next podcast do you want me to bring pizza so it actually makes sense? Nolan:
incestualangels: My sister showed me her outfit for the costume party, she was going as “The Prom Queen Slut”, and well… Let’s just say we never did make it to the party.
I wore this to a work holiday party - too much? (ok I pulled it down to make it longer)
fastestslothalive: The party favor “care package” our awesome friends made for us when we were too sick to make it to the Halloween party ♥ http://nixie-nocturne.tumblr.com/
