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undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
iwillburntheh34rtoutofyou: daggypie: I want to lol but I can’t because my mom will know I’m not doing hw Loosing all my shit. I would purchase and frame every last one of these and plaster them all over my room.
drinkmewhileimcold15: er-se: lol my mom exactly omfg
10 Weird Texts From My Mom
the-absolute-best-posts: ludwiglovesthebottom so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
so i really wanna start watching Last Cinderella because ..yknow ..Haruma lol but since my laptop doesnt work i have to use my moms ipad and i cant find a mobile website to watch it on /:
alohomorashlie: you guys have no idea how much that stupid l’oreal no tears shampoo post was fucking annoying me lmao LIKE EVERY TIME I SAW IT I WAS SHOUTING IN MY HEAD ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WRONG’ also i always wanted that in watermelon scent
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
Lolol Lowkey ironic how I’m the one always doing holds and holding my pee for admittedly unhealthy amonts of time daily…Yet my mom, that pees all the time, comes into my room and miserably tells me she has a UTI LMAO sorry mom!
So my dad will be leaving for a business trip at like… 5 in the morning to Singapore. Until… Next week? Anyways, apparently my mom is so paranoid that she cannot sleep in her own room by herself, so she is now moving into my room (on the
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
Lol you know that post that goes “Mom: when are you getting a job? Me: idk its a surprise” ? Lol well its a surprise for me too 😓😂
thedoctorpokemonx: butchthefurry: yukithewuff: randomrazl: crrocs: What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook Lol my mom has one… and follows me… and my blog is a gay furry blog…sooooooooooooo…….
morphinginthepuhsea: quixon: trvsh: my mom and I have been watching this and laughing for like five minutes Me coming to steal yo bitch “a nigga had a bag of these the other day…they was FIYAH…they have now been copped….yup…peace niggas”
I just accidentally texted my mom the lyrics to “sugar daddy” lol…
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
I share my Spotify with my mom and little sister so my Spotify Wrapped is completely inaccurate and kinda pointless to look at lol
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:moms are like Btw want to hear about this local news story that will make you fear for your life before you go out true crime podcasters have NOTHING on paranoid moms
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
loueeh: today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this i just don’t get it
lax-hnl: melissathebattlingblogger: My mom is savage My mom would do this shit to me Relatable
earthshaker1217: im-a-deceptikhan: zzzz-m: goldensweetcheeks: This tweet is really S E N D I N G me 💀 This tweet so ugly 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Y'all have no idea how much I wanna send this to my mom 😂💀💀💀💀 🤣🤣😂😂😂I
monster-staxxx: thissbrowngrl: rubyvroom: fileundermiscellany: garurumvn: mutisija: studiousmedic: mcride: slaygnstonhughes: gabrielleamaris: the-prophet18: universaldelusion: cutecurvycoffeebrat: Lol savage I no longer believe in the human
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
My mothers prioritys and what not are clearly in order lol. #mom #okwellgowiththat
I believe my mother watches the real housewives of (fill in the city) because her life is drama less. And this is how she fulfills the desire to call another bitch out. By watching caty 45 year old women with money.
minaluvsyou84: joichang: i literally just showed this to every mother at my work. AMAZING. Lol ^_^ My mom was the same way!
angelbaby143: itsrachelxo: bluntess: stoner-in-disguise: Can’t wait to do this OEWOIGHIHV WHAAAAAAAAATTTTT im going to be drunk or high when i do this Lol my mom just brought me a glow stick today …ima go get some bubbles and DO IT!
Just had a pleasant conversation with mama about tax refunds, tax forms, the IRS and being audited. So fun actually ahaha I was like I feel so adult and having such a cool (lmao) conversation with my mom since she used to work at a bank and does all out
tkdgirl307: Lol @ my mom screaming when I won 😂 #Taekwondo
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with “nothing” written in chocolate syrup on it Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
nasty-nympho: chellzaintshit: labias: unfaithfl: chasingthathigh: cyberb1ack: I am beyond dead 😭 This nigga is not taking any shit this week lol My mom tbh I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LFMAPDHSHB Geezis Lmfao
asdfghjkllove: psych2go: nopenopenopetf: retrowombat: psych2go: 10 Types of Emotional Manipulators | NEW VIDEO (Nov 20) I feel like I could totally be the multiple offender lol my mom uses like 7 of these techniques Reblog to save a life. Please
tvwhitley: aboveignorance:vsvpnahmeen: glittergwapo: Here’s the full video 😊😊🔥🔥🔥 WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS BITCH ⁉ I actually am never tagged in any of these videos lol could yall help me out and tag my name? Lol my mom
babefield: rahm-bow: lol my mom is gonna kill me . 💣💣💣
Lol my mom with kim kardashian face by amyanderssen5
LOL my mom…
edsbabe: unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
zackisontumblr: 9:30 AM conversation with my mom
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cummbunny: today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I
so I was taking off my bra after work a couple of days agoand it really hurt like hell on my side so I stopped and asked my mom to take a lookapparently there were like 6-7 tiny cactus thorns she had to take outta meI’ll tell ya, getting that shit
imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"
licensetootrill: imperfection-starts-with-i: sacurrent: This video is hilarious! I love how actors can collaborate and do stupid stuff together! what the hell did i just watch?? lol My mom won’t stop stinging this? Hahahaha
lol my mom got jokes
I have the worst luck ever! I’m just sitting here laughing at myself because I’m tired of getting upset at myself. lol
fileformat: meta-xylene: scatmancrothers: Oh my god why did I just realize that it’s tiger balm and not tiger bomb. When my mom rubbed it in my chest when it was a kid she told me what it was and all these years I just thought it was tiger bomb because
iamhannalashay: Lol my mom hates this shirt.
My mom was like : He’s not winning. And I was like : Mom, you don’t know the power of social media, Leo’s my baby. I’m all in, its happening. And then the Oscars was like: LOL no fuck you. ps. die.
I’m also blogging hella late because I just got home and I’m making up for time lol
Photo booth with my mom and aunt!
MY MOMS MAKING ME MAC N CHEESE HELL YEAH
Doing the hand thing might be because I actually have tiny hands for being so big lol
square-enix: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
douchebagsgonnadouche: corgay: my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter and their faces jesus
mom: for ur birthday we’re gonna see a movie me: *gasps* ghostbusters? mom: secret life of pets me: ……………….k
giiivemetruth: cokeflow: but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch Lol my mom from the 40s
psych2go: nopenopenopetf: retrowombat: psych2go: 10 Types of Emotional Manipulators | NEW VIDEO (Nov 20) I feel like I could totally be the multiple offender lol my mom uses like 7 of these techniques Reblog to save a life. Don’t be this
