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utabay: nazeem38: exxpensiveslang: shroomyloomyland: That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ I will reblog this forever. Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince. THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
When someone insults you and says "just kidding," but you know they really meant it...
squeezemetillipop: cobaltdays: mother2: IM JAKALKCCKNSKAJSHJXHJ Wh??? Mcscuse me?????? Isn’t this a kid’s show dear lord have mercy I’m ahsksjdjsjdjdj
trehugger: today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and
dailybreakingbad: Breaking Baby… Babying Bad? Breaking Bottles… Look, I can’t come up with a clever title. Here’s some little kids dressed up as Walt and Jesse.http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/
zagreus-taking-time-apart: steampoweredsass: zagreus-taking-time-apart: We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS
nokiabae: my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
lesbolution: reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick
the-velveteen-buneary:greatest-adventurer:are you fucking kidding metorch-dick
sleeepynatural: NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.
deliveryxiao: jncos: doritello: are u fucking kidding me i’ve changed my mind. sonic is good. Okay. I have to watch this show now. The show is good but the games will always be terrible
leanort: who needs kids when u can make ocs
melonfolly: Soon kids won’t be able to. I pity those that can’t.
cruisingthesites: leopardized: The first Transformer Shia ever dealt with. You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing Even Stevens was one of my favorite shows as a kid, it was boss.
poopflow: Current Mood: this kid being excited about bread
alrights: sexhaver: stunningpicture: I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously. dont smoke weed kids omg
ps4official: hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
I love showing tricks to little kids.
sparklingsodacans: trollingchannel: http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/ “Nap Time” oh dear lord. I want this for “Kids Eat Free Tuesdays”
abbygubler: ohrobbybaby: The Sound of Music (1965) tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh
scyna: orchidpoison: owyn-sama: seefeeleat: WWII Facebook style… Awesome! MUST BRING BACK salutes ‘you know you’re a kid from the 1890’s when…’ x__X
aiden-nash: Hey, Anna! Need a hand with that? Hahaha. I’m going to assume you’re kidding.
this kids deserves his own infomercial
shittier: niggaimdeadass: Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them She became the monster!
cool kids never die
curiousillusions: stuckinamini-van: sixpathsofbased: College is a fucked up place Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals. Plant
sizvideos: What’s the Most Shocking Thing Your Kids Don’t Know About - Video
miraguey:I LOVE THIS KID
salma: yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize You know they’re too young if they haven’t seen The Andy Milonakis Show
lxxxve: It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.
achievement-hunter: whodattbooty: omfg you suave little shit that kid’s got more game than I do wtf 🐳💩 that was too smooth
marzuku: titytwochainz: shout out to the project kids that follow me Real. Nigga. Shit.
vinebox: This is exactly why kids come up missing
whitegirlsaintshit: queefdollaz: i spent 3 months in baltimore as a kid came back home with permed straightbacks a fitted cap n a velour sweatsuit my mom cussed my aunt out i’m pretty certain that’s still the look there Shit, my neighbor went
killbenedictcumberbatch: beemovieruinedmylife: ohm YGOD jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
lehgetit: Why they sell horses wit lil dick n nuts in kids at target
proteinpills: thegirlwithcaramelskin: coconutoil97: thepoeticlovechild: When You Tryna Get Some Pussy And She Playing… omg WHO IS THIS KID? I ugly laughed. This deadass be me with my weedman. Idc
fuckyeavanity: team-joebama: fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice
500daysofbased: end 2k14 meme strong Why I got three kids now….
adoxographist:acclassiguy:acclassiguy:aRE U KIDDING MEbtw i just looked at the playlist they linked and i am so fucking madThe resurgence of rick rolling has brought about a new form of rick rolling. A rick rolling where you trick someone into thinking
jonesydaking: prettyboyshyflizzy:theafrocentrics:eurotrottest: silentpurplenights: tsunamiwavesurfing: baetology:n0pu55y4u: are u kidding me “I’m not racist, I have a black bf.” Whoo shit😳 LMFAO FUCK LMFAO LMFAOOO lmaooo
prolificflizzy: ikesh: pinkcookiedimples:prolificflizzy: I was in the barber shop earlier dude in the chair was like he going through a divorce my barber was like, if the judge said you can either have your Mercedes or your kids what would u pickhe
Letters from Kids to God
theasterkid: kid–haze: calm-your-titss: eurotrottest: brokebitchantics: onyourtongue: When you dance with a Jamaican man ☺️☺️ tubesock what is this THIS NIGGA CLIMBED ON HA LEG LIKE A DAMN TREE BRANCH I LOVE DANCEHALL I had to learn
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: presentreign: He hopped out the whip and hit the Omarion glide. I am deceased. You crazy kids.
i remember i jacked off like 8 times one day and i was like damn i'm glad i got these out i felt like they was coming out weak and they woulda made bald kids like caillou caillou dad had to be on his 7th or 8th nut
kingpo-the-young-poet: theonlyvee: msj3nn: husssel: wounds-2-wisdom: beyoncesson: husssel: LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!! But seriously…. She had AIDS on Girlfriends too She got her kids thrown out of the window on “For Colored Girls”, she got shot
iamstellificent: maxvista: onlyblackgirl: kerriellewashere: mountainshigh-valleylow: #RELATABLE!!! Who remembers waking up on Saturday as a kid to loud ass music & your parents cleaning the house? That means, don’t make no plans, yo ass cleaning
thedailyshow: comedycentral: Trevor takes issue with calling President Obama–or anyone for that matter–a pussy. Click here to watch. Trevor last night I watched a pussy pop out three of my big head kids and snap back like it was nothing. Being
stunningpicture: This kid is going places Laziness is a derogatory term for efficiency
etahad: sphallolaila: darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment
thesnobbyartsyblog: ohnoitsjones: thesnobbyartsyblog: Nah, I gotta pop a bottle next week. 23 years, no kids, didn’t get shot yet, my record clean, dick clean like these are minor accomplishments in the hood that is worth celebrating. “My physical
bustyspice: curvesncurls: bustyspice: bustyspice: My baby fever has been too damn real since this year started idk why but anyway I’m going to buy me some fish soon so I can take care of them for now instead. I would like to have my first kid(I
anomaly1: imsoshive: This shit is so savage. Thank God I’m not in middle school anymore. Damn kids ain’t shit 😖 “Ratings on cuteness” 😂😂😂😂😂 shit is wild savage
weloveshortvideos: he crossed a lil kid at recess
gang0fwolves: bumbarbie: when ??? tell me he didn’t get his ass beat again recently ??? girl he punched a 7th grader in the face then the 7th grader beat his ass and once the kid got pulled off him Katt was still talkin shit, the whole thing was
meche-williams: dmc-dmc: clarknokent: te-amo-corazon: samurai-flocka: cantaffordbape: Dont talk shit when a person is sitting down Part 1 Lmfaooo he changed his whole approach mid sentence 😂😂 i love this kid 😂😂😂 He SMAWT! 😂
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thatickything: seasonoftowers: equalistmako: disgruntledturtle: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat “Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS
