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:’)…….. :’D……. X’D had to share this shit. Oh God!

ebonysexologist: thegoddamazon: bbclean: I just wanna see her face as she rides the shit outta this bike lmao cause she gotta work for it Why didn’t I think of this… No wsy

m0rphling: literally said o shit out loud LMAO shit just got real

Don’t want to talk about politicsDon’t preach or talk about politicsDon’t let me talk about politicsDon’t give a shit about politics (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5c1fWKIR0k)

I just downloaded this alarm ringtone where choi jin hyuk says cheesy ass things to wake me up. Im trash lmao

Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you strong as fuck.

queek-headtaker: duxwontobey: gudroo: tug-of-war-intestines: OI BRUV U GOT A LIOCENSE FOR THAT TEMPRACHA?? holy shit it’s fucking… astounding how so many people on this site have literally no concept of people’s bodies being acclimatised to different

I’m really fucking tired of life and living atm, this shit fucking sucks and ain’t gonna get better tbh

Sudden serious talk but anyone got any advice on how to kick a loot box addiction? I keep buying shit boxes for tf2 etc. And wasting money and its really depressing me.

…. well shit happened, yes, but I was never sweet or innocent really… I mean except when Im hitting on virgin religious zealots…. ^_^

lol… Fuck I love Tumblr, looks at this shit…. great poet of old, modern douchery… combined. You wont find shit like this anywhere else. <3

…….. like honestly. Its shit like this that makes me struggle to be an egalitarian some times… lmao

teaboot:God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he’s in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he’s got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no

isthisisla: ed-longshanks: ed-longshanks: andrew-jackedson: overlord-puffin: Rad Leftism to Dictatorship pipeline is common but I think a day might be a record hes a fuckin soundcloud rapper lmao, from anarchist commune to bonapartist strongman

dragonsroar: well-shit-hanji: youkobandit: jeankiirschteiin: I’m going to cry I cant :l WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. WAS THAT REALLY. HOYL SHIT THIS IS SO WELL DONE

i’m taking like nine years to edit this theme and make minor tweaks that no one will probably notice but fuck i don’t give a shit lmao.

school starts tomorrow and i still have an essay to type. shit.c8

i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.

thispoetspace: brandoknows: #WolfBlitzer is full of shit. #CNN lmao brandoknows your gasp made this so much better.alsowolf blitzer is full of shit. Deray is another brother who be on it always!

uglyassprettyboy: trublulotus: moonlite-suspenders: thattinycookiemonster: radicalrascality: dynastylnoire: trapcard: whitelivesdontmatter: this is why we didnt want yall to hop on this lmao yall are mad annoying lmao. We literally cannnnnnnt

biohazerd: laysiaprincess: blackstoic: making-a-lettuce: fuckthisblogshit: scheheraz-oddd: zwamboobs: They cleaned her room & put socks on her lmao, I love black twitter. Im done with ya'll😂lordt Wow lmao they removed a whole person laying

tranquillust: jaminicanbitch: sobeitjay: 05-fubu: kairo-koutureee: tinysudha: inksartist: alwaysbewoke: thingstolovefor: LMAO!!! how are you talking so much shit you don’t see a chair coming at your face?!?!?! LMAO!!!!!!! 😂😂

la-femme-noelle: critical-perspective: sexint: papaalahuancaina: rebelliousrebe: chrissongzzz: Lmao I wonder how they even got this close to be able to set up such an event lmao they were listening to “same girl” 😭 Yikes videos like this

moonlightangel: I hate men I keep remembering how in gone girl Ben affleck wiped sugar off his wife’s lips and then did the exact same thing with this hoe. Men are all the same tbh lmao they do the same shit First off, it was snow with the college

laurdlannister-kingslayer: elegguas: bruddabois: elegguas: This ho is sour She big mad the steroids didn’t make her as thick as Serena lmao ole pudge face ass Lmao if she don’t get She five inches taller than Serena and doped up and she scared?

play-the-game: yendycelocin: Wtf when was this lmao Lmao jay z is just like ” 2 groupie hoes fucking. Ain’t shit “

adulthoodisokay: nocturan: uglynxggavibes: gahdamnpunk: “That’s cold. Hmu tho” asgsghASJHasjsdhaJSKjash Effective Marketing lmao The red flags post has s e n t me LMAO HE’S FROM WINSTON SALEM

niqabisinparis: we praise men for the most trivial shit like “omg he buys you pads and chocolate!!!! hubby material!!!” chill

drdawg: me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit in the future*

h0odrich: I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

aliciaclarker: i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods

babyferaligator: ditto u lil shit quit fuckin around

lotusflowerbombxo: goldenpoc: I luv when I take a shit and I lose my stomach but not fully bc a bitch still type phat 😂😂😂

kyoufuu: When everyone wants a good time When shit gets personal

tsunamiwavesurfing:when you think you gettin abs but really ya shit only lookin right cause you ain’t eat all day

givedeanwinchesterhispie: tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshsux: nicki in the background oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you” does anyone else see the guy

whenpumpkin: moby dick why not moby vagina you sexist sack of shit

blowjcb: sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

imsoshive: y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol

pardonmewhileipanic: meowtian: malekbrosinc: when ur dad steps in to stop the fight and u start talking shit anyway The height difference is hilarious omg he’s so little (⊙ヮ⊙)

Forever making fun of my brother cause he has shit stains on his underwear.

staff: we warned you about that anime shit

amazing-jase: johnfreesiins: ryanccole: I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious. Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits. Scar

puddle:My goal is to be so hot that people follow my blog regardless of how shit it is

rbertdowneyjr: me: *thinks nasty shit* in the tags: he is so pretty :)

katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21 fuck u lil bitch you’re not invited lmao why you wanna fuck me so bad tho? ;) Ew, you wish HOE Haven’t reached that level of masochism just yet LMAO tbh

kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE

vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love

friddle-fries: @jen-iii your name sounds awfully similar to Jamie,,, and you both love Garnet Hmmm… [X-Files theme plays] SHIT IVE BEEN FOUND OUT

shit-bin: ALRIGHT EVERYONE I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO FUCKIN INVOICES SO HERE YOU GO HERE’S THE TUTORIAL invoices are an easier / safer way to request money from commissioners. all the commissioner has to do is accept to pay the money, so you don’t

lmao its back 5tacks

sonypraystation: mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit

i remember reciting that gucci n oj freestyle word for word younger lmao

colorfulrussianfireworks: HOLY SHIT THERE IS A BOOK ABOUT ME ROSE ARE YOU SEEING THIS I….DAVE ARE YOU SEEING THIS? WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO SEE IF SENPAI WILL NOTICE THIS GIRL

hyrude: why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in

rwby-rose: dogtit: rwby grimm eclipse is a fun totally not stressful game BASED ON A TRUE STORY

astrodogs: we love our boss sparky, he’s the sparkman based on this

dc9spot: How can you identify her but not Masked Royal. HAU. *I stick with the name MC (Main Character) because in my mind Moon is the sweet girl who emote a lot more than this perpetual smiler.

maburito: Okay so I know I already used this meme here to make it a rwde thingy but I just had this idea and I’m mono trash so here take it ( also this is totally canon )

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