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darklittlefaun: huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE.I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked
cephalotodd: cephalotodd: villain origin stories are so fucking funny. like oh i accidentally got lizard genes in my me guess i should get a sick hoverboard and fly around throwing bombs at people and screeching. my name is green goblin now. it’s the
partychance: partychance: *walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?
imnotthatfunnyipromise:dangergays:list of things for nb people to say when asked if they are a “boy or a girl”noprobably “I HAVE NO GENDER, ONLY RAGE” yes i am 60000 lizards in a trenchcoat *pterodactyl noises* 45 kittens learning to
kinkshamer69:h8 when people tell me i had a bad childhood bc i didn’t enjoy many cartoons. i had a wonderful childhood. i forced the lizards outside to marry one another. i didn’t know it wasn’t legally binding.
yeahponcho: just imagine: there are people that don’t think lizards are cute. can you even believe that. I refuse to believe that
calibrashuns: I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT
crrocs: imagine if all people you hate turned into angry lizards …… that might create an apocalypse… lets not do that.
be-blackstar: the-cimmerians: lesbian-lizards: badkittyradkitty: commongayboy: Amber Heard has all of these receipts and people still question her. Johnny isn’t innocent. #IStandWithAmber ‘He’s so sad’. ‘He was crying when he realised
radfem-lysistrata: lesbian-lizards: muffininspiration: candiikismet: thespacegoat: the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world Horrifying really Looking through the notes, and people seem to
rainsong777: There aren’t many people who get away with… ruffling his feathers :> Wynne belongs to the wonderful @orokay <3 And the grumpy lizard is mine xD And this kind of sweetness is very overdue uwu
marlynnofmany:serpents-fr:people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that? What’s better is when the little guy starts doing
grettir-dun: it-tastes-like-a-lizard: luninosity: ninasnon-sense: mastermind-madd: benenhaley: dlrk-gently: Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me Oh my loooord The Reviews™
When people call Leon a lizard.
genderlost: “stop blaming cis people for transphobia.” ok. ur right. instead i’ll blame those darn space lizards, u can never really trust those guys
crrocs: imagine if all people you hate turned into angry lizards
the-lizard-king-lover: “I think people resist freedom because they’re afraid of the unknown. But it’s ironic….That unknown was once very well known. It’s where our souls belong….The only solution is to confront them - confront yourself -
lalunafae: huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE. I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked
shuttersmiley: its-hard-to-be-a-lizard:sariae:why do so many people romanticize the 1950′s? like calm down we still have milkshakes and racism but you could buy amphetamines over the counter and working a part-time minimum wage job was enough to put
tokyx-ghxul: huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE. I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked
huntershouse:nevthefool:huntershouse:At first I was like “holy shit it’s a person!”Then I looked again - HOLY SHIT IT’S TWO PEOPLE.I saw this earlier, and thought you were completely crazy, and it was just a lizard. Then I looked closely for
rappsrats: Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not
sofaafterdark: When people say drain the lizard, this is what they mean
I don’t want to be one of those people who don’t know how to love,who grew cynical from never seeingeyes soft with understanding,who got used up, emptied out,a girl with no gentleness left to give& so like a lizard who lost their tailI grew a
that-one-lesbian-lizard: Platonic m/f relationships need to be portrayed more in media. People (and especially children!!) need to see that there can be such a thing as men and women being friends without it having to end with them falling in love and
