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today is my birthday, and I just turned 18. I literally couldn’t wait to submit to ur blog. you make me feel sexy
literally me today
Today boys are going submission happy. More from my previous anon, He literally has the PERFECT set of balls. I could lick, suck, tug, and fondle his sack all day long.
sexysexandsuch: fusterclucked:So today was fun. Climbed atop this huge building. Right after this photo, home boy literally FALLS through the roof. I had to snatch his ass back up from falling 60 FEET TO HARD ASS CONCRETE. But yeah, today was fun. -J
screamingindefeat: so i had to read aloud my english essay in class today, and i was talking quietly, mumbling, stuttering, etc. some kid in the front row literally, they literally yelled “kill yourself, you fucking loser. you can’t even
Today is the day im literally going to sit down on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and my computer watching episode 31 Eddie learns the truth
Today is literally the best day of my life <3
Today I learned that nightmares are called that because there’s a legend of literal night mares who come steal your nice dreams. And apparently the german word for nightmares is also the name for those horses in german. Somehow I think that’s
Today 8 years ago, this new generation of a silly show about silly ponies first aired. And look where we are now!This show changed my life, quite literally. I met very close friends because of it, I deepened my bond with my best friend over it, I met
littlewildfyre: werenotadulting: Daddy took me to Build-A-Bear today. This bear is literally me 😙 *shakes hand* Hi there, Literally me! My name is Van! 😂 omg I love you
internetexplorers: bimuslimheaux:worldwidewoman:one direction fans are so wild he literally left today and this is already on googlewtf is this shit im so tired of these nasty racist islamophobic whites ew this literally is not funny in any way shape
werewolfmomota: werewolfmomota: i got really mad at red today this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you
literal-garbage-person: totallyamoderator: today is the only day you can reblog this ever Nice
I met someone mean today /: So first off I’m a sophomore and today I had P.E. and I literally do not know anyone in there and today a freshmen girl came up to me and she said she was alone too so she randomly started talking to me and I felt
It literally doesn’t matter what I do–no, I mean it *literally doesn’t matter*–I could END ALL WARS AND POVERTY today and I would STILL THINK I AM WORTHLESS AND UNWORTHY. I would still think that the choices I make don’t
Literally been up for two hours and I already can’t today. I kinda don’t even wanna touch my Xbox AT ALL. Like I don’t even wanna think about all of Destiny’s weekly resets I have to fucking do.
Today I learned that something I had always thought of as “wrong with me”… has a legitimate reason to exist… and it’s easily fixable. Like… literally the only thing in my life I was REALLY insecure about… today is
Literally had one of the best sex sessions ever today
he's lying to u girl
Literally my whole plan for before work today is going down the tubes because my jackass roommate has to fap on the toilet amazing
jheartscomix: Hey guys, so I was going to cam today but I’ve had nothing but bad luck! my camera wouldn’t work on chaturbate and literally no one on MFC would even speak to me a room full of people and literally no conversation, its such a pet peeve,
literal-ghost: Today’s sketch turned into a tiny comic about crows. I think I’m going to try making small comics every day just to get accustomed to the process of making them. I really enjoyed this entire drawing, and I want to do more comics ANYWAY,
todays–proverb: literally everyone in the Avatar universe ships kainora except for Tenzin
Today was shit af 1. Full day ‘team building’ seminar 2. It was in the city! I hate the city 3. Menu was shit at catering for dietary needs (literally ate spinach and potatoes) 4. Only 2 people out of 7 of my team were there 5. “Pick someone
Literally all we’ve done today is watch LOTR and have sex and that is A-okay with me
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hanari502: beyondplotshitthunderdome: hanari502: cheripi: Ppl always freak out over the word moist when the real villain is the word sopping Okay but “Sopping Moist” Hanari I have literally seen tide laundry pod oviposition today and this is literally
kaijuno:kaijuno:kaijuno:So I drive this old Ford Fiesta which by today’s standards is nothing but top tier garbage. I mean like. I literally have MOTORCYCLES with bigger engines than the Ford. It’s literally a 1.6L. But I have always been
matticus-nightshade: Searching for Yo-Kai! Thank you Byron from @bunnyandblack for getting these shots today! We tried to go to Magfest today but there was literally no parking at all in national harbor today - so we drove to our friends place and
SpongeBob SquarePants
Reblog if you're over 10 and you still have stuffed animals on your bed or in your room
literally my life today
sixthgunforlife: the-devils-beast: nicodoublele: when you have so many ideas, but no talent When you have so much talent, but no ideas When you have no ideas and no talent.
Today/yesterday/Sunday have literally been perfect and on our way home tonight, stopped to get gas and it stopped exactly even. It was totes a photo taking moment. Lol
Literally what I woke up to today. Lol, oops.
Literally had nothing to do at work today so I was like mhmmm let me change my Tumblr layout. Well I think it came out well ;D http://vintageedgey.tumblr.com
Literally had a dead baby forced upon me today. But the con was great for zombie & horror lovers. 😈 Glad I have my fellow goth princess @patronbarbie for such events. 💀👑
Today is literally such a terrible day.
Today was both literally and figuratively pretty cool. It feels good to feel good.
literally don’t have any time to vote for Wendy Davis today :’(((((
Enigma.
Literally had one of the worst experiences of my life today. I was walking to my vehicle & crossing a little crosswalk area & this fucking guy speeds up in his big ass truck & turns into the shopping center, right where I am walking, almost
Today/tonight was literally ridiculous, random & mostly fun. Got my ass handed to me from leg day at the gym, went to the mall & shortly after arriving a bomb threat was made so we were all loosing our shit to get out & home, then went to
another lost angel👼
cummbunny: I’m a little cry baby
TODAY WAS SO GOOD. I GOT ALONG WITH DARFINS FAMILY SO WELL. I talked to his mom and went to his brothers lacrosse game and then we played fibbage (me and his brothers) and hung out and it was so fun and hilarious. I literally just got home at two in the
novice86er:ctron164: bridgemountain: canipayyoutopopit: canipayyoutopopit: WHITE PEOPLE REALLY BE LIKE ive probably seen this video 100 times in 5 minutes I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😭😭😭 stop 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Today was so fucking horrible and I am struggling so much to control my emotions. I literally had to get my car off the road so that I could pull myself together to stop sobbing and pulling my hair I was so distressed. I use past tense, but I’m
vittyyluvscookies: Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
louise-loren: youcantescapeyouself: reqrets: i feel like this gif represents my life Literally me all day today Literally me everyday
georgiapeachesandpearls: larrycoincidences: do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing Literally me today.
ahhhhhhaliens: naked-yogi: wellllllp I drink about 5-6 liters of water a day now That’s over twice what’s recommend. Defiantly not saying your going to kill yourself but you should probably talk to a doctor or registered health professional, drinking
today my boyfriend and I were hiking and he started peeing aaaaand literally got hard just from looking at me while he was doing it (and I wasn’t even doing anything, only standing there fully covered in clothing) so after he was finished I licked up
I love when people (mostly men let’s be honest but sometimes women, too) bring up this “argument” of preferences on the topic of women with body hair. Literally no one is telling you that you have to or even should like women with body hair. Just