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thewintersupersoldier: This is Cristano Ronaldo, Real Madrid and Portuguese footballer, and all round decent guy who came from humble beginnings in Madeira and has never forgotten them. tumblr, meet your pink flower-wearing, gender-stereotype-defying,
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#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends
Okay so random question, why the fuck does this video have almost 150k views? You literally only see Arlie’s ass crack, like I don’t understand……….
crtter:Until like, a few months ago, I thought that coffee waking people up and making them jittery and nervous if they have too much of it was just a funny cartoon trope because no matter how much caffeine I had, it always only had a very mild effect
IM YELLING AND LAUGHING, so so @synnesai got a head start on xmas presents this year and literally sent mine in October (i love her) so the pokemon japanese candy was like a side gift, SHE GOT ME A BILLY THE KITTEN PLUSH IMMMMM cowboy nya, she knows
you know i love your mcgenji, synneand god its true !!! like why would anyone do that? honestly its another reason why mc*anzo puts me off is cause a lot of the shippers literally get shocked when you ship another mccree ship
im literal garbage
raqquo: perkachow: foxymaple: videohall: For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting. > Literal translation Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.” Bird: “What’s wrong?” Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little
AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT…… here is literally the first thing i drew when i got SAI like in june or something Fun Trivia: I don’t think I’ve ever drawn Terezi with a shirt on????
ze-pie: ze-pie: Headcanon that white diamond is a bad bitch who skipped pink diamond’s trial cause her nails weren’t 1000% on point and she’s voiced by beyoncé I DREW THIS LIKE 12 HOURS BEFORE WHITE DIAMONDS EYES WERE REVEALED I LITERALLY FUCKING
homoelitism: the “hating your abuser makes you just as bad as them” idea needs to die, immediately and forever.
Uhuhu i fixed my binder^^ and if anyone bothers me about it at school tomorrow im gonna hit them in the face with it ๑^▽^๑
The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving
thechamberofsecrets: earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally
incorrect-infinite-quotes: Sungyeol: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad.Sunggyu: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.Woohyun: Smad.
warmandsteady: them: you need to let it gome: *staples it to skin*
ineedarealboyfriend: Tbh I’m not a fan of free otome games, I always end up spending too much money on them and then I regret it as I delete my email receipt(s). Like with the money you spend on these games you can buy multiple full routes in other
spockcoded:thepleasuregoblin:spockcoded:some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to meyou are all sick in the headsorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as
pondwitch: yamahog: dirtbagleft: good for these folks. stand up to your representatives. let them know they wont be getting away with this Remember kids - violence is okay if you don’t like your victim. yea this is about personal distate you
It really grinds my gears when I have to justify why I enjoy some things that have problematic elements in them. For example, Detroit Become Human I think is a really really good game, it has really shitty flaws that come from david cage being a shitty
transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous
knightposting: furbearingbrick: cultural-mothwomanism: cultural-mothwomanism: imagine thinking its possible to vore away fascism WAIT SHIT I MEANT VOTE eat the fascists just fucking EAT THEM Finally A form of ethical consumption under capitalism
pervocracy: Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right? You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because
yiddishanarchy: I Need Food and Heat Desperately Hello, I’m R. I’m trans, gay, disabled, and broke but trying to find employment. I’m in desperate need for food and heat for me and my roommate. Please help us, I have literally 1 dollar after paying
nate2247: all-hail-the-kazoo: thyrell: deceased: gumball snaps and kills james charles god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal A video of Gumball’s voice actor killing
what the signs do when you piss them off
feminishblog: whydontihatemarrymyself: vajoochie: how do boys look good without makeup #you’re socialized to accept faults in our skin thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though One of the realest things i’ve ever read. I think
ladyhistory: THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT BEING A TEACHER FEELS LIKE
singingtowers: My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally
bisexual-hamilton: spending บ bills is so hard nowadays because alexander hamilton is so hot it’s literally like dumping your hot boyfriend for a bunch of cheaper ones
stimmyabby:funny how a mentally ill person is manipulative because they tell someone they are in pain but the people around them aren’t manipulative for setting up a giant complex system of rewards and punishments designed to get the mentally ill person
floatserver: cringe-attacks: i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass Imagine
redmetz: this ask made my week THANK YOU ANON I tried drawing it out as best as I could and it just ended up with them blushing A LOT
asutori: relistening to some eps and i needed to draw them in their footie pjs and snuggies
osheets:true erasermic dynamic is both of them accepting theyre dead inside
meglm: so much about Magnus makes more sense when you remember one of his first bffs was literally a giant bear
seaps:don’t ever put them in a situation
thefantasticdieci: #do you guys ever wonder if the doctor told rory the story about him and rose #he told him that story because he didn’t want rory to be jealous of amy and himself #so one day while amy was out getting breakfast for them the doctor
fabulousworkinprogress: lilystarlace: homojabi: Seriously though, the easiest way to piss off a rich person is to own something expensive as a poor person—they literally think that they’re the only people who deserve nice things and will argue
tauro-la-sol: astrorealm: libracharm:You could literally show a Taurus hundreds of evidence that you’re right with it on paper or recorded and they will still refuse and think you’re wrong This is just Earth signs in general tbh because you’re
nostalgia-tblr: lesbiantwelve: charamei: I have so many questions about the Gallifreyan need to decorate literally everything with circular the most advanced species in the multiverse and their aesthetic is basically this [Image: A kid’s pillow with
anthonycrowley: good omens (western) massachusetts aus that i’ve come up with, an inventory sorted based on how much they make sense if you’re not from literally my hometown:dunkin donuts coffee shop au where crowley just started working there and
Maz and I have been watching The Office lately
onyeplaysdrums: kateybugg: the most overused adjective on tumblr is “hauntingly” this is literally the first time I’ve seen the word “hauntingly” on my dashboard.
soggystyrofoam: everyone insists they don’t want a perfect character but as soon as a character has a huge flaw, everyone suddenly hates them. I guess folks just want superficial flaws that have no bearing on the apparent morality of the character
pearlarchives: everyone is literally in garnets lap garnet can hold three people in her lap I’m screaming Garnet hugs save lives
underthecroaktree: Pearl can LITERALLY pull anything off!!!
modmad:nathalia-sod:commodorez:hamvendor:jesuisloupseul:woefully-undercaffeinated:sandmandaddy69:This does not even begin to cover the weirdness of cathode ray televisions.They are literally particle accelerators that you point at your face.And for eighty
sodii: beka-van-alen: tauriice: Little Loki was recently spotted at the Grand Canyon. A small contingent force of Avengers was dispatched and apprehended him without incident. He is currently on his way back to Asgard…again. Um. Can I have them
bellamysbelle: shipping is literally so weird like we are in love with their love? i don’t fucking know man but it keeps me up at night
cyanideandsunshine replied to your photo: “ what do i even do with this. i mean yeah he cute but literally what…”: They are folders? Put paper in em. that’s what i thought but they’re so small so i was like ???
i am literally hurting myself right now trying to figure out a ship name for mizuki and kou because like koumizu and mizukou are used for mizuki and koujaku and it’s like no thAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT.
otpdisaster:Person B of your OTP not letting Person A get out of bed by aggressively cuddling them.
monoscribbles: monoscribbles: monoscribbles: SEND PETER TO SHADOW REALM AND DATE ME INSTEAD…. please………. (I can’t portray her beauty accurately, she was literally a goddess, I am sorry)
on the topic of bras, pro tip: don’t fucking work at victoria’s secret u will end up spending ur entire paycheck and giving them back their money anyway
i’m fucking laughing the e liters in thsi match were at5 fucking war with each other while me and this other nozzlenose were battling it out and everyone was just dying everywhere.
@gurotrip rai is literally the sole reason i wanted to even play tbqh honestly but i wanted to save him for last but i couldn’t do it o(-(
bedpartymakeover: nickimlnaj: I literally screamed.
eyan-j: whiskeyandcupcakes: biggie-wrath-wnt-b-sml-4-diddy: I literally cannot. Mo is my favorite cop NIGGA. i would PAY to see Mo chase someone. “HEY MOTHAFU…oh well.” This is what a good officer looks like. Need more like him.
