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stealth211: A bit of crazy model here, figuratively and literally. Commissioned by the one and only @callistoinsanity. A bit of work put into this one as no model existed before and every piece of clothing is from somewhere else. Please enjoy Callisto

storyofagayboy: 5 days after collapsing and getting a concussion, I biked 15 miles and finally got to see downtown Philly. I was figuratively and literally breathless. Philadelphia, you are a fabulous city. Who knows, maybe I will go to Pride this weeken

in-trance-we-trust: So literally me and Shannen (Dirtylowfrequencies) just walked in and this photo was taken of us. We were figuring out whether to go to the cloak room or not. Haha IQON 2013 <3

The Chairor of Terror in action: Phase 5…with video of cumshot, ruined orgasm, and post orgasm torment!So my German sub is now fucked in just about every way possible, figuratively, and literally! He’s strapped in at 14 points. His hole

What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t

iwillmakeyouwaddle:She’s gorging on actual Lard. It’s literally a figurative Tub of Lard eating an actual Tub of Lard. What a sexy and determined Piggy! 🐷🐷🐷

adhd-induced-happiness:A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can’t Seem To Figure It Out:did not eatnew hyperfixation and no time for ithave not done a creative in 24 hrsBad Soundsclothes are touching my bodycoldpeopleone

…. so… woke up to all this and learned my blog is probably gonna be deleted….. tbh I’m actually pretty sad since I worked so hard on all my shit here and literally my only omo place……. I.. don’t know what I’m gonna

ghostwunk: ghostwunk: That post where it’s like “new meme: draw your oc like rcdart” and it’s a drawing a man with an hourglass figure is… so bad. Like you’re literally just putting out more fetish art and gross caricatures of trans men

odnson: Abandoned and forgotten. Figuratively and literally, buried from consciousness. He might as well be dead. (Hiddleston)

ten-and-donna: tyrannosaurus-trainwreck: syrensongbird: Then stop fucking cancelling your best shows and renewing your shitty ones i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out Major Corporation Wants To Know

rupsidaisy: literallysokka: patrickdehahn: Teen schools the United States government, boom. The Federal and State Governments switching to Garamond from Times would save 踰 million of taxpayer money annually And a fourteen year old figured this

hellothomasdear: 2012 November 14A Hundred YearsI work in the elements and every Winter my hands get cracked and wrinkled and bloody, they literally look like they’re a Hundred Years old. I figured I’d take advantage of it and photograph a series

tockthewatchdog: felixferne: it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers” #honestly without that caption i might never have figured it out

bavarii: Threesome commission for @spirithope112 of Snow, Noel and Hope from Final Fantasy XIII-2!This one was a lot of fun, figuring out the composition af this (quite literal) clusterfuck and drawing Snow being really into it. And Mog in the background

dividerbyzero: Story Time #4 Story by me Lizanda was designed, literally from the ground up, to have the best of everything; the best biotic abilities you’ll find on a human, top-tier marksmanship, and of course, her amazing figure that can and has

asleepylioness: Hey Lioness, I may be taking the “self love” theme a little bit too literally, but this is the kind of self love I need and want right now. I hope no one minds. IYOC I figured we would have a few literal interpretations and i’m

I know I live with a trans person and I really shouldn’t complain, but sometimes I wish I could spend more time with trans people to offset the boring cis adults I interact with on a daily basis…

diononychus: abdul trying to figure out what polnareff’s spice threshold is. makes #food with less and less spice each time in hopes to find something that won’t literally make polnareff yell and cry. finally one day polnareff tentatively eats a

when it rain it pours!!!!!!! figuratively and literally!!!!!!! 1) my department has been just told (halfway through the year) that we’re expected to perform a pretest, teach, and have a project focused on persuasive essays. so I basically have

fefeknobson replied to your post “when it rain it pours!!!!!!! figuratively and literally!!!!!!! 1) my…” You’ll figure it all out re: school duties. And make plans to stay away from your parents house while not being too far away (like

ten-and-donna: tyrannosaurus-trainwreck: syrensongbird: Then stop fucking cancelling your best shows and renewing your shitty ones i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out Major Corporation Wants To Know

crewnex: snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

tockthewatchdog: felixferne: it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers” #honestly without that caption i might never have figured it out

soufflegirlwithafrozenheart:fantaybulous:i-laugh-cuz-its-so-damn-funny:Media: “Taylor rolls eyes and is pissed to be seated next to Sarah Palin”HOWEVER in actuality, everyone is just looking at a screen.A reminder to figuratively and literally LOOK

seewhich: My internet loads a five+ minute video of a monkey getting a bath 10x faster than a one minute porn clip. Throw me a bone here, sucker. (Literally and/or figuratively at this point.)

i am literally hurting myself right now trying to figure out a ship name for mizuki and kou because like koumizu and mizukou are used for mizuki and koujaku and it’s like no thAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT.

bellygangstaboo: This is my America! Diverse. Talented. Progressive.

Gay culture is going out to the gay bar with your friends and then spilling both figurative and literal tea the next morning over brunch

My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of

ileftmyheartinwesteros: My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they

legally-bitchtastic: freakphilosophyaccident: it’s literally considered inhumane to deny our worst criminals food and shelter but y’all wanna figure out if our homeless and impoverished population “deserves” it like child molesters are gettin’

i posted nudes cuz i didn’t feel that good about myself… but my body was incredible. it was the only thing i had going for me, i thought. so i figured “shit, i ain’t cute, but my body is… and that’s desirable.”

tockthewatchdog: felixferne: it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers” #honestly without that caption i might never have figured it out

girlgrowingsmall: Life lesson: celebrate when you’re done, not when you can see the finish line. Figurative and literal. A lot of us get close to our goals, then we start to relax and slow down because just seeing the light at the end of the tunnel

silencewillfall: OK THIS IS THE BEST OUT OF ALL I asked Misha to wear the hat and then he’s like, “Yeah sure, I have no idea how the hell you put this on” TRYING tO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT AND THEN I PUT THE HAT ON FOR HIM, LIKE I LITERALLY TOUCHED

fantaybulous:i-laugh-cuz-its-so-damn-funny:Media: “Taylor rolls eyes and is pissed to be seated next to Sarah Palin”HOWEVER in actuality, everyone is just looking at a screen.A reminder to figuratively and literally LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE This

seashellronan:stop making fun of girls for just like trying to like themselves and figure themselves out “ugh vsco girls” “ugh edgy girls” “ugh art hoe” like they’re literally just teenagers who like a certain style get a fuckin hobby babe

virgoassbitch: no matter how many times i warn you bitches about Pisces men licking feet, wanting to be breastfed figuratively AND literally, and being downright delusional, this is still all of you:

rafeadllers: Overwatch maps - Dorado ↳ It is Festival de la Luz in Dorado, an annual celebration of the end of the Omnic Crisis and the period of darkness - both figurative and literal - that engulfed Mexico when the omnics destroyed much of the

frogparty: frogparty: nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?

Your 20s suck because you’re being stupid, figuring out your life and literally making mistakes every other second. You’ll get over it. I promise it get better you just gotta stick around to make the life you want it’s so hard.

anexperimentallife: tockthewatchdog: felixferne: it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers” #honestly without that caption i might never have figured it out

Hey someone should totally help me figure out my gender cause that shit is a huge mystery to me and I literally feel like I can’t figure it out on my own

i-laugh-cuz-its-so-damn-funny:Media: “Taylor rolls eyes and is pissed to be seated next to Sarah Palin”HOWEVER in actuality, everyone is just looking at a screen.A reminder to figuratively and literally LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE

pomegranatescented: literally all tv shows should be limited series. figure out what ur doing and where ur going and pitch that i dont ever want to see a 5+ season show ever again

ms-bad-behavior: up—-your—-ass: Follow us for more action Mmmm. My kind of ass. Literally and figuratively.

thatshamelessyaoishipper: Friendly reminder that Yuuri is the top skater of the Japanese Skating Federation and he is literally the face of figure skating on their website. And in case you want close-ups: They’re pretty good shots, too. So yeah, in

sickpage: dillan4c We all find ourselves on bridges at one point or another. A place between here and there. Sometimes literal, sometimes figurative… but that part isn’t so important. It’s more important to recognize where you were, and where you

sickpage: dillan4c We all find ourselves on bridges at one point or another. A place between here and there. Sometimes literal, sometimes figurative… but that part isn’t so important. It’s more important to recognize where you were, and where you

sickpage: dillan4c We all find ourselves on bridges at one point or another. A place between here and there. Sometimes literal, sometimes figurative… but that part isn’t so important. It’s more important to recognize where you were, and where you

mithryl-ninja: allthingslinguistic: psychrophile: grizzlyhills: flightcub: interretialia: life-of-a-latin-student: ratwithoutwings: i’m so upset I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb they’re literally

newpope: fuck skinny boys both literally and figuratively why do i never get this?

lambpunk: jen-iii was talking about the thigh game on a Garnet/Rose fusion and I had to draw it! I’m figuring she’s either Morganite or Rhodochrosite - either way, since Rose Quartz is the stone of love and Garnet is literally made of love, until

delrefugio: He loves my ass, literally and figuratively.

alicentsgf:fandombros:alicentsgf:literally cannot figure a better metaphor for me trying to clean up my shit and be an adult than that scene in derry girls where they’re forced to clean the local chippy and theres a montage with inspirational music

dailykeahu: keahukahuanui: I wear a ton of hats. Literally and figuratively. This week was so crazy, I almost became a scruffy looking, nerf herder. TGIF right?#timetoshave #selfie #neverstopcreating [Source: Instagram]

soyrwoo: there’s this idea that cisgender white males aren’t appreciated by tumblr but people here literally call david karp “daddy” and john green is considered one of the site’s authority figures and one of the most popular blogs is the frogman

cassianandfenrysaremyboyos:Men being brought to their knees literally and figuratively by the women in their lives is a top tier trope. It doesn’t get any better then that @ihavedaddyissuestoo us AF ❤️❤️❤️

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