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techtonicactivity: techtonicactivity: Bischu literally dodges Boxbox’s entire combo, taking 0 damage I just want to remind people that this actually happened
thatoneomoguy: How come when I actually want to do a hold and I down a liter of water nothing happens but when I drink a small cup of water with a burger at Burger King I get so desperate I almost piss myself driving home? 😂
aiffe-deactivated98987435987: platoapproved: partybasilisk: platypusinplaid:These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever I mean…generosity actually makes a ton of sense for Slytherins? Most of the time when I give gifts
rider-waite: pastel-hutt: tally-art: Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr. This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this it literally took me
howdoitagmyself: ohfugecannada: gallusrostromegalus: greyannis: A gif for Mermay! This gif actually, literally made me laugh out loud and send it to every group chat I’m in just to get yelled at. Thank you. I checked the notes looking for these
I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.
bisexual-hamilton: spending บ bills is so hard nowadays because alexander hamilton is so hot it’s literally like dumping your hot boyfriend for a bunch of cheaper ones
mardyart:actual deleted footage of stranger things season 4 trust me guys
cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t
I literally spent 30 minutes doing my makeup and I’m not even leaving the house. Oh well, Happy Valentine’s Day everyone 😘
cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
hopec0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
sphynx-prince: ldris: DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT?!! *kisses your eyelids softly* DO YOU WANNA TUSSLE?!!?! *nuzzles your neck* literally me Yes. Actually me.
sadgalriri: beautifail: boldpapaya: sweetashoney98: patpatonthekittycat: I’m crying he’s so in love literally wtf this is so cute Oh my god my heart My actual heart I want someone to look at me like that 😔💕😍
pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair smooches
theslayprint: adirtylilsecretsstuff: chiefsimba: bolinsbiceps: prettyboyshyflizzy: lol women are crazy This is actually me 😭 Lmao yo This is literally me like I know I’m 25% crazy but I tell them upfront 😬 edgecontrolking You.
adirtylilsecretsstuff: chiefsimba: bolinsbiceps: prettyboyshyflizzy: lol women are crazy This is actually me 😭 Lmao yo This is literally me like I know I’m 25% crazy but I tell them upfront 😬
missjia: flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have
libertadde-expresion: haveitjoeway: therisingearlgrey: kanowest: Right like tf #growingupgay This was the one for me. OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY ME It’s like everyone could literally smell the gayness in you, except yourself.
nayx: cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have
carefulwhatyousing: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have
These texts are from yesterday but I’ve been so busy today! The use of emojis is ridiculous but it’s literally all we’ve known for over a year, anyway, he makes me smile so hard, my heart actually skipped a beat! I really can’t wait to see him
doelita: yesterday was actually nice. i read in the backyard for four hours
mothbug: mothbug: every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
time-traveling-unicorns: aradiampregido: commentwolves: Submitted by Sharkapalooza literally me pretty much me
prokopetz:“I wish I could make a game but get other people to do all the art and writing and programming and” you literally can. It’s called being the project manager, and all you have to do to get this job is be willing to write all