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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of John Watson’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Sherlock Holmes’s facial expressions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
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