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A “little†something out of my big tit archive… This busty chick was on Jenny Jones years ago, it seems like she had just turned 18 here. I still remember her bouncing those big ass tits all over the stage ;)
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
