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So my boyfriend took myself, my brother and my brother’s girlfriend to see star wars yesterday. Rather appropriately, this hoodie turned up the same day! I’d totally forgotten I’d bought it. Heh.
The Paradox Survivor: There is a castle on a cloud,I like to go there in my sleep,Aren’t...
I don’t know much about Evangelion. All I know is the theme song is rad, the robots are alive, everyone turns into Kool-Aid at the end, and the main character jerks off to his unconscious friend. Sounds like my kinda show.
Yo I’m 100% okay with furry porn, but can someone please explain to me why there is ACTUAL LIVE BEASTIALITY PORN ON MY DASH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
All the morning i’ve been reading that “Suicide Squad” is a copy of Guardians of the Galaxy and i’m likeReally man? in what universe the effing SQ is something like GOTG, Harley Quinn is the DC version of Gamora? dude… What?I’m always
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING KNEW IT. Is a fact, that you always have to screw Spider-Man in a Civil War event, is a golden rule.(Although, my first guess was Peter, but i mean, it’s not like Marvel is gonna rehash the entire event right? i mean scewing
hairandbrokenglasses: hairandbrokenglasses: what a sick president legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
hankhillest: americanapparel: Kyunghwan Kwon, Concept Drawing, 2010 at first i was like “what the fuck what is the supposed to say this is some weird hipster shit” and then i realized
lastmimzy: The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
scottthepilgrim: it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
whatisitcalledagain: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok no
taulle:adramofpoison:amemait:zerothespook:geistygeist:mrozna:weirdrussians: Construction crew commuting to work #it’s like a clown car but#with more Slav It’s Slav TARDISThe most Slavic thing everwhat the fuck. what the fuck. I lost it at 1117?
mrnathandrake: Nathan Drake in Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End goddamnit facially he looks like liam neeson in darkman im not comfortable with this. why is nate covered in muscle. why does he look like a space marine now. what is this shit.
why does that dude look so beefed up at the end of the gif? Like his proportions go from skinny bishounen to muscleman.
this dude traded me an event pokemon for a ditto with a destiny knot, what the fuck man? you can catch a ditto pretty easily, and destiny knots are in-game items. like am I just out of touch with pokemon cause i really havent been into it?
Don't you understand that this story never really ends? We'll love like it's the last moment on earth and we'll scream, because we want to know that we were heard, but every story gets a sequel and every word will have another and every hero will die,
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES”
feastevil: last night at like 1 am i was like ??? i haven’t drawn these boyfriends in like two whole days what the fuck (but i didn’t end up remedying this til now oops)
I just had this wave of “I want to be a little bit normal goddammit!!!!!!!” today and oof I haven’t felt like that since high school.
shishiduck: Happy Late day 5!!! Comforting hug~~ @maizawaweek ended but I will make the rest of the days too~*Sorry sorry for the late submissionIt took me a lot of time sorryyyyy I hope you like itIt’s 3:26 in the morning an my hand hurts a lot!THANKS
newtgeiszler: behesloth: ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck kee did not like this noise
lifewhatisthat:Honestly my favs
inthetags:reblog and put in the tags what accent you have.
sonic-screw: 2014-with-castiel: lychgate: gentlemanbones: yungthoracicsurgeon: indikos: My boyfriend got me this hat :3 What? Why? You’re so pretty like….what the fuck? What. What. nobody is reblogging this for your hat im sorry its for your
bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their
i’m getting really emotional and i feel like i’m about to cry all because i really want some garlic bread.
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
harukami: Wow I’ve seen this pic like a dozen times but until I happened to open it and full size it and a certain part was in the centre of my screen I never noticed that Sei is in it.
human: beurselfhavefun: tibets: sscheibe: I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip what the fuck did i just watch did that all happen because of a kiss on the cheek telemundo is amazing HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i like how the moment my mother gets home she gets angry over god knows what and is quick to blame me for it.
kid-thor:the only otp question the matters is which one would put googly eyes on their nipples and which one would come into the bedroom and immediately walk out again
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
theblacksocial: glitteryhappyaspiration: ahndaodiu: cleophatracominatya: afreaux: dramatichoe: why he post this like we were gonna feel bad lmao me sitting in the stall listening to him get his ass beat Reblogging for the pettiness of the last
essentialcas: irensupernatural:for ksenianovak (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) i know i JUST reblogged this but i mean… what the fuck. who the fuck does that. who the fuck looks at their friend like that. nOBODY THAT’S WHO. THIS IS ONE OF THE GAYEST THINGS
fakemarxist: fakemarxist: fakemarxist: they made a horror movie about the suicide forest in japan and gave the two main parts to Natalie Dormer and another white woman. are you fucking kidding me 1) disrespectful and inappropriate to make a horror
southernshot: girl-in-nike: This commercial is amazing. I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would
qlockjaw: i-love-my-name-so-much: nerd-misfit-mentality: stayblck: bigdaddydarrin:Muggin on your dash What the fuck He’s so fine, it’s honestly disrespectful I’m upset I’m offended
saturnineaqua: colachampagnedad: brotoro: f4lseteeth: 997: ive never felt this uncomfortable before i found a video of my funeral 1) you can see the body 2) there’s like 6 cops there 3) audible sobbing in the background what the fuck i dont care
lychgate: gentlemanbones: yungthoracicsurgeon: indikos: My boyfriend got me this hat :3 What? Why? You’re so pretty like….what the fuck? What. What. nobody is reblogging this for your hat im sorry its for your incredibly perfect and beautiful
literary-potat0:So we’re all just ignoring Tumblr Live right? Like not make eye contact and hold very still until it goes away?
kaersimys: agoraphobic-ecologist: Y'all know what they did… yo what the fuck did they DO
behesloth:ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
lost-in-the-candleverse: trying to understand everymanHYBRID like
Yooooo what the fuck is the point of bleeding out of my vagina for a few days, ruining all my cute undies, having my uterus/ovaries feeling like they are being stabbed repeatedly for several hours, having severe headaches, breaking out all over the place,
cipollakate: American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please? Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are
Fuck this whole situation. Fuck myself for letting this happen. And fuck you for letting it happen too. Fuck your attitude and twofaced-ness. What the fuck was I even thinking…?! I CAN’T DEAL WITH MALE SPECIMENS LIKE YOU.
WOW OK never thought I would have to say this but DONT FUCKING SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU NAKED IN BED SHOOTING UP??? like what the fuck is that? thats honestly messed up
someone bring me a dog so I can force them to sleep and cuddle with me because my cat is being a huge prick and stepping directly on my nipple like what the hell of all the places to walk on me like right on the nip you piece of shit asshole cat
before you use a gendered slur (99% of which are degrading to females) ask yourself what you find so offensive and abhorrent about being a girl or girl-like like what is it about the idea of behaving or looking or acting like a girl (what does that even
dragonflyonbreak96: Alex Hirsch said that Bill Cipher is not the cause of the weirdness in Gravity Falls and that it would be the way it is with or without him. However, it’s weirdness is what attracts Bill to the town and why he likes it so much.
lumos5001: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)
kassasaurus-rex: i literally cannot comprehend how someone could look at a buff lady and think “ew”. like what the fuck is wrong with you, how can you think a lady with muscles she’s worked for is anything other than utterly stunning and blessing
meowmeowmeow83: beat-bro: FAKE Potential Homestuck ending #2: soul-bustin’ makes me feel good. what the fuck
This commercial is amazing. I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial?