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boss-hard: You heard me right. This is literally the only reason I would hire a pretty, but grossly under qualified, girl like you to be my assistant.Now, I’m going balls deep in you one way or the other. You can either swallow it whole this time,
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Like, I literally only have five art posts here. You guys are crazy. But hey, you make me happy to the dickens. I’ll probably do something nice further down the line, like a… idk… Malachite Twins double blowjob or something. Yeah, maybe
fistinginferno: jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his
the-jeixxi: Monthly Animation Poll 004 - Liara x Wrex (SOUND WARNING) This time I tried to add sound as I wanted for Ciri x Kieran animation, I do not have a lot of free time and a lot of ongoing projects so I spared like only about 40 minutes on
tacogrande: TBH tho moana’s design is very similar. she may not be an exact copy of elsa/anna/rapunzel but she does not fall too far from their design at allmeanwhile guy on the right looks like a completely new character…js it would be really damn
hafael-archive:not to sound like an idiot on this idiot website but literally since the tag system doesn’t work and staff clearly doesn’t care to fix it,,,literally reblogging stuff is the only real way posts are gonna get around and be seen like
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
omodeath: This is literally the only one I like, out of all the ones I’ve written.
sleepysamurai: ok listen… you r literally the only person i’m telling this. just.. don’t tell anybody bud, but i couldn’t sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc. and I found
I went to Snow Day LA and it was the dumbest trash garbage event ever. Literally the only cool thing you could do there was stand under this soap machine and take a selfie like this.
colonelcluster: alexinspankingland: colonelcluster: alexinspankingland: I went to Snow Day LA and it was the dumbest trash garbage event ever. Literally the only cool thing you could do there was stand under this soap machine and take a selfie like
oestrogencookies: iheartshoelaces: couthor: bra-llelujah: O These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit I own four horses and I can confirm that three are like the
sadfries: are you fucking kidding me Sometimes… art…. just seems like someone with WAYYYYY too much time on their hands to me. Like literally… the only thing impressive about this is the amount of time that went into it….
Today I learned that something I had always thought of as “wrong with me”… has a legitimate reason to exist… and it’s easily fixable. Like… literally the only thing in my life I was REALLY insecure about… today is
ontreason: kidkendoll: wheresmywig: Twins shouldn’t be THAT close. Oh…I was like white gay men really want to date their brother. This…is a lot. literally the only thing that is noticeably different about them are their tattoos tf
why does garfield hate mondays? he doesnt have a fucking job. he has literally no responsibility aside from living with his milquetoast, weak, pathetic and desperately lonely owner(?) like reading the comics literally every day could be monday, we only
wishywashymermaid: Seriously though show me one trans person who has said “die cis scum” within the last year Oh man looks like you cant do it because literally the only time anyone says “die cis scum” is when cis ppl are complaining and use
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
fabulousworkinprogress: lilystarlace: homojabi: Seriously though, the easiest way to piss off a rich person is to own something expensive as a poor person—they literally think that they’re the only people who deserve nice things and will argue
natural–blues: who-lligan: Doctor/Rose thigh grabs (x x) I’d just like to note, I have been only friends with literally every single man ever, and 0 of them have gone to protect me and gripped my thigh, fingers right on ass (or in Tennant’s
zamaron:women like viola davis, serena and venus williams are really the perfect example of working not only twice but four times as hard and perfecting their craft to the point where they literally can not be called anything but the best. like yes,
qinni: chromehearts: I’m so sick of artists in my department and artists in general saying “I hate anime” or “I don’t and never will like anime” because guess what, literally the ONLY thing the term “anime” refers to is animation originating
thiefnessman:anti-kalvin-club:literally the only celebrity allowed to speak i like how he dressed up as god for this joke
zanimez: please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself
cosmic-noir: caliphorniaqueen: be-blackstar: look at GOD in all her black, beautiful, and brilliant glory. it’s like she’s literally the only person in the picture No one else in it matters, she is radiant af
poopypwincess: So question.. Am I the only girl who likes being cursed at.. Well I preferably like the terms “fuck/fucking/fucked” Example: “naughty little fucking girl” Like it’s literally such a turn on is that bad ? Lol Should I not get
literally i want to end my life like right now but the only thing keeping me alive right now is my love for marijuana.
skinnymeme: the whole culture that has grown around making fun of girls for literally everything never fails to amaze me….oh you like to paint? you’re a pretentious art hoe. you like reading? god, i bet the only thing you’ve read is cheesy romance
cop-disliker69:thoodleoo:LOVE reading pliny the elder and coming across a passage where he says shit like “so some people say that if a horse steps in a wolf’s tracks it will fucking EXPLODE”This was literally the only biology textbook
sophisticantsophia: melaninlona: profound-entity: colormeadult: Wtf Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bye Why can’t white people accept that they’re literally the only racial group in the world that isn’t treated like shit by everyone else?Makes
spiroandthelacktones: fistinginferno: jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting
cringeydyke:cringeydyke:I fucking love f1nn5ter so much you literally don’t understand no one is doing it like himBehold the only funny tags on this post
theatomicboom: the purge is such a goddamn weird concept, like they honestly expect me to believe once theres no rules for 24 hours all yall go fucking insane and pillage and murder everyone in sight? is having that stuff illegal LITERALLY the only
caliphorniaqueen: be-blackstar: look at GOD in all her black, beautiful, and brilliant glory. it’s like she’s literally the only person in the picture
warrentrinh: yanchamon:VATS MX41マークIIロンシャンXR4広島県平成25 it seems like im literally the only guy with silver xr4 longchamp caps
roxysfloorbutt: thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
make-you-beg-for-it: Literally the only thing I have in my stomach is the cum I swallowed like 20 mins ago 😕
sobeitjay: My mom always taking things literal and making it into something religious like the other today i was listening to that Coldplay song that be like “When i ruled the world” she gone say “I like that song but the only person that’s
hexgirl96: Why do dirty hippies act like John Lennon was a saint He physically abused both his wives, emotionally abused his son, was openly homophobic and antisemetic, was controlling and misogynist, he literally made yoko ono write a list of all the
Started my period this morning so my body felt like it was frying from the inside out and was at least 200° and my whole body ached Literally the only thing that sounded edible and appealing was ice cream so I ate an entire pint I am not a good adult
cottontailed: literally the only reason i wear skirts is so my holes are easy access :( why does nobody ever take advantage of me like they should :(
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
angelsamericana:tumblr is literally the only good place to read pointless celebrity news because all of it’s so anti-celebrity. like i found out james corden singing held up traffic via several consecutive posts about wanting to run him over
Am I the only person who gets this like, uncontrollable craving to eat Ramen whenever I watch Naruto?
peachmilky: Literally the only pre-surgery photos that I like.The rest can burrrrrrrn XD
bunny-in-heat: need someone to fuck me like they’re literally obsessed with me. like they just can’t get enough. like they literally can’t stop themself even if they tried. i want the only thing on their mind to be how good this feels and how sexy
prokopetz:“I wish I could make a game but get other people to do all the art and writing and programming and” you literally can. It’s called being the project manager, and all you have to do to get this job is be willing to write all
It really irks me when people here tell me to not let the negativity bother me. You’re trying to help but it’s not your place to. The negativity I encounter here literally only affects me while I am responding to it. Then it’s gone.
Someone please tell me why I can see posts by a user I have blocked. Like god damn this is literally the only reason why I blocked you, I don’t care if you can’t see my posts I NEED TO NOT BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR POSTS BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS/HURTS
when your class average (of 3 classes about 100 students total) for your first exam is a 55/100 because literally no one had time to finish the exam (it was like 20 pages long and we had an hour lmao) and your professor says he only takes “partial blame”