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ocarlna: I’M LITERALLY SO TERRIFIED AT THE THOUGH OF DRIVING ONE DAY LIKE YOU’RE LITERALLY CONTROLLING A THOUSAND POUND DEATH MACHINE AND YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LIVES OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU AND??
okaymia:lindsayolohan:17yr:is this.. truly a freestyle? like its unrealhe like literally casually had a conversation with him and just jumped back in like nothing he is literally so fucking talented, ksljdkalsjdklajdlsj
spoorks: pym-maximoff: So does good omens have like, a plot and shit or, like are michael sheen and hot david tennant just the main characters. I was under the impression they were like background to an actual plot but it seems it’s literally just
freefitty: if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure like literally you could kiss me and I still wouldn’t fucking know
thalamtnafsee: heroincest: my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy
like i get it or whatever, no one can stop mr. domino, but why is there a fist in the tv? Interesting fact, the company that made this absolutely awful game, would years later make Dragonball Z: Battle Of Z. So that’s something to consider.
masterlovehurts: The Holy Sisters of The Church of the Godcock render comfort unto men of all ages. Even the youngest, Like Sister Mollie Mary who is only eighteen, feel honored to take even t0he eldest cocks into their mouths. “For to worship any cock
initiala: demonicae: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: racethewind10: emma-regina4ever: beckpoppins: adiwriting: fandomlife-universe: So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story. Like, I
aboutstark: Alec “Tired AF” Hardy Why does everyone use first names so much, like they all work in marketing? Why do people insist on doing that? I mean, if you look at a person, I look at you, you know I’m talking to you. I don’t need to say
#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand
msjewbooty: when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re
jesuschristvevo: laughing-alone-with-johnvris: being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school
myfriendscallmekazzy: lovers-of-girls: garguillian: fuckyesdamejulieandrews: ‘Turkeys are bisexual!’ Julie Andrews is literally without flaws. My most favourite. She is one of my all time favourite people
senilesnake: pipamir: decided to add some text to this gif because I can’t get over it literally me during a bad game of league
adore-de-gaga:Walkin in church like
caramelcrow:explaining fire emblem awakening to someone like
morticiaprincess: people glorify men so much in society even if they look like toenails like literally martin freeman looks like a literal hobbit and called lucy liu ugly and a dog and y’all wanna lick his asshole yet people pay people with cameras
apolloette: Do you ever think about the height difference between yourself and a fictional character and what it would look like if you stood next to them
setheverman:music genre: video game 2 I’m Greg, lord of all elements
sephezade: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: asongofmeandstuff: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tami-taylors-hair: Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence?
if nicki minaj ever danced on me the way she did at the end of the anaconda video i would literally just blow right then and there.
taylor-tut: n-yks: balenciaguhh: cobaltdays: why they gotta do luigia like this :( “Luigia” Mario’s lost sister luigia. this post is a fucking disaster
womaninthewoods: cutie-candy-gory-ghost: Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard. my favorite thing.
oportunitas:It’s like i want to know, but i don’t want to ask you
*fingers you in public places like its nothing*
Troubles of a girl who likes girls...
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
Literally all my blocked posts on here are dicks.
Am I the only person who looks at all the really amazing stuff people I know have done/can do and get really really depressed because I literally have nothing to show for my 19 years on this planet?
antoinetripletts: man i wish ‘no’ was a more socially acceptable answer like ‘wanna come with us’ ‘no’ no hard feelings end of story instead you either feel guilty for saying no or you have to give a detailed explanation/excuse why
Like literally try to be nice and just basically get told to fuck off, tar hun
bittersuggestion: Don’t let your mom make you feel like shit
literalizing: A moment of silence for all the hot drinks forgotten until they’re cold.
mercerizedd:I can’t wait to marry the love of my life, like that shit excites me.
cptsdofficial: cptsdofficial: me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me me isolating myself instead of talking to the people i care about because i’m afraid they hate me
gertyorkess: izzy told ed about this pathetic weird guy that took back one of his hostages and was like. hm. weird. follow this mf around and tell him i wanna meet. and then izzy came back and told him that stede didn’t want to meet him so then he
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
treat me like shit
darnni: I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework
kittenmichael: before the show tonight (05.08.15) I dress like Michael
I feel like absolute death today, have a cyst, some sickness and my body has turned against me for not being pregnant so im out for the day
theruleset:lol i forgot this one you conflict my brain because this makes me want you to teach me a literal lesson, to teach me a lesson and also to pinch your face because THE CUTE
hyperbolequeen: group projects more like you’re all stupid don’t say anything I’ll do all the work
literally all the comments and tags on my nepeta psa are making me so happy rn nepeta mistreatment has been going on for far too long and i seriously don’t know where it came from, maybe if i was in the fandom right when she was shown then i could
i can’t believe i just got followed by a blog that steals artlike a literal blog that steals art from tumblr artists and crops off the watermarks to add their own to promo themselves to be followed what the fuck
hamhammyham: Boy im interested in who is interested in me: *likes another girls selfie* Me: oh u want to play games? *fucks someone else*
literal talking trashcan
Date a girl who says things like:
qxeervamp:Are you ever just horny but like……to make someone else cum???? Cause Mood™
inthetags:Reblog and put in the tags something you like about winter
biscuitpotato: trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like
starrycove: Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite
tumblino: hotblooded-and-sassy: talented person becomes your friend: said talented person likes your art: FUCK
deerstroyer: me trying to make friends like
adhdheather: honestly ships that like……start out w a guy and girl when the guy constantly harasses and tries to ‘win’ the girl’s heart and the girl is uncomfortable w this and not interested in the guy and then through the course of the plot
Like literally I’m never gonna feel broken and helpless again. Ever. Mark my words.
If my eyelashes would stay motherfucking curled I’d stop looking like a boy
I have a lot of feelings about people who are completely and entirely able to constantly stay hydrated with clean, fresh drinking water, but choose not to. There are SO many people in the world who have literally no access to clean drinking water and