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chrishotrod2000: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!! I was not expecting him to whip out that big fucking uncut snake! I want to drop to my knees and worship it!
silver-tongues-blog: ohcanadada: positive-memes: The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus Praise Jesus reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog
erodreamus: *cough* Inspired by Dusty and Wuffen . So this is dedicated for you both~ Oh hey…look I colored porn..\O/ yooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS I LIKE YES THIS IS GOOD YES PERFECTION HNNNNNNGHHHHHH <3
calico-goddess: ohheyitsshanaj: datsweetberrypunch: slagarthefox: taquitobox: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… okay but like??? Jesus was born Judea, Israel.both of those depictions of Jesus are inaccurate??? because he’s
bubblebuttland:bubblebuttland: Reblog if you want to get COMPLETELY DESTROYED like that 6.853 guys that want to get destroyed? Wow, you all need Jesus
xmother-monster: “This is Michael, Michaels from Germany. I like Michael because Michael likes ‘American girls’. I also like Michael because Michael likes American Boys. Just like Jesus, Michael loves everybody.”
n0p-e: halllleybabbbby: what a keeper looks like Jesus I wish people liked me…
vagina-thumper: what’s even more messed up than this picture is the fact that i thought you would like it when I DON’T KNOW YOU AT ALL. (which is actually pretty sweet… just like this picture.)
We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is what Jesus and his hot dong would look like. What do you think? Has your faith informed your image of Christ’s dong?
boltouttheblue: silver-tongues-blog: ohcanadada: positive-memes: The guy in Thor who looked like Jesus Praise Jesus reblog if youre not afraid to have jesus on your blog my lord and savior
galacticponycafe: Halley holy fucking goddamn jesus christ
IM JUST NOW SEEING THAT KENS FULL NAME IS KENTIN AND LIKE WHY DO I STILL BOTHER WITH THIS GAME JESUS
i-moon-shine: I’m a lot like Jesus. I like wine and I tell people what to do.
ptsdven: rainsuggestion: geebiez: rainsuggestion: dont forgive people who arent sorry for what they did jesus did….im just saying do i look like jesus to u religion person here! jesus didn’t forgive people who weren’t sorry either! OvO his
librabutch:doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a pelican
alphacrone:alphacrone:every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)
rainsuggestion: geebiez: rainsuggestion: dont forgive people who arent sorry for what they did jesus did….im just saying do i look like jesus to u
slagarthefox: taquitobox: alwaysbewoke: This Christmas let’s remember this fact… okay but like??? Jesus was born Judea, Israel.both of those depictions of Jesus are inaccurate??? because he’s Israeli. He’s neither White or Black????? P L E
iamtonysexual: justiceguy: londonbones: robo-turner: paying—in-naivety: daruncic: AMERICA: Where people honestly believe that you should be able to hurt others for not thinking the same way as you. Just like Jesus preached. And Jesus said to
askthefieldtactician: “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. “—C.S.Lewis
jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
beesmygod: like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave
bluegrasshole: twentysevenbees: bluegrasshole: twentysevenbees: bluegrasshole: HE DOESN’T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS but he TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN LIKE YOU IMAGINED WHEN you were young
poakiee: megnolia-harrison: The creators of Dark trying to keep up with their own story Literally. Like I’m still trying to connect pieces y’all
theprincessladiesxinc: fuckyesfangirl: HOLY SHIT. Scale in kilometres.
The Jesus And Mary Chain ,Just Like Honey
princekarkat: kissmyrask: now that is an ass, mr. jensen omfg i didnt see the comment at first but i did have a screenful of ass and i was like, “is that jensen ackles?” I KNOW WHAT JENSEN ACKLES’ ASS LOOKS LIKE JESUS CHRIST
Just like honey
pananner: aprilfoolromance: tokyo-fashion: uncannyvalleyofthedolls: Jesus Cosplayer in the 2012 Tokyo Marathon OMG! LOL. I don’t even. Carrying the weight of all our sins whilst he runs a marathon.
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing
jmoriartycriminalconsultant: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD
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kenziexdallas: Brian with a Beardokay ngl he looks pretty good with a beard but he actually looks like Jesus so it makes me pretty uncomfortable that im calling Jesus attractive?
swaywithb: imjustjason: 4167: Vintage portraits taken of people in Eritrea in the 1930′s, the photographer is unknown Mary and Jesus? Lookin like Jesus
selly-whatever: “ You sit there in your heartache Waitin’ on some beautiful boy to, to save you from your old ways. You play forgiveness, watch it now, here he comes. He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman. Like you imagined
pink-blouses: MY ELECTRICITY WAS OFF FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND EVERYONE ON MY STREET CAME OUT LIKE RETARDS AND THIS DRUNK GUY WAS LIKE “JESUS, IS THIS IT?” I’M SCREAMING OMFG
vandominia: iou-a-pancake: paging-doctorfaggot: 314eater: what the fuck happened to shia labeouf he started eating people he looks like jesus. maybe he ATE jesus oh my fucking god
i-drugged-your-coffee-jawn: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing We’ve reached a new
a-girl-with-insomnia: lordleto: crazedoriginality: zigzag0on: fagmander: nintendoggystyle: is there holy bible fanfiction jesus fucking christ looks more like jesus fucking noah i’m going to hell for laughing show it to Jesus, I’m sure
HOW HAVE I NEVER HIT POST LIMIT LIKE WHAT
mastersw0rd: okrzynskiinmypantswhat: vvasabi: my math teacher just posted a picture of his dog’s butthole saying it looks like Jesus OMG IT DOES WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS. WHY. I CAN’T BREATHEE omg how. I SPY JESUS
talkstostrangers: He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined… when you were young.
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
kirbyartstuff: this is for Jack, who made me gift art twice (I think), and I’m still very greatful so I made him a gift too :> hope you like it! Sweet Jesus! She looks fantastic and those thighs are on another level! Thank you :D
godtierwallflower:“I really like you, Mirai!”
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- meowcchi: really proud of my costume like JESUS I’M GOOD OH… http://animepics.hentaiporn4u.com/uncategorized/meowcchireally-proud-of-my-costume-like-jesus-im-good-oh/meowcchi: really proud of my costume like JESUS I’M
jeSUS,, someone should make a comic of the vocaloids arguing/talking using their song titles in their sentences if that’s a thing that can be done
Some monochrome cats of mine I thought you would like. The white one is named Jesus since his birthday is Cinco De Mayo while the other one is just named Mr.Perkinsomg ;;;;o;;; i love them i kiss both of them thank u <333
disgruntledturtle: And if you know about the physics of explosions, it gets worse. The metal shell over her head would focus the force of the blast into a tiny area, while the opening around her neck would direct the force down like a shaped charge.
forever-makorra: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT WHY YOU DON’T LIKE KORRASAMI USING THE PHRASE “WHY CAN’T TWO GIRLS JUST BE FRIENDS” AND VARIANTS THEREOF like jesus christ you can talk about why you don’t like the ship and why it doesn’t do anything
thyrell:captain-price-officially:Have y’all tried marrying people you like?imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you
