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jodiefoster: jodiefoster: jodiefoster: if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it if you had a bad may like i did, well, we are almost to the end of june and folks let me tell you ..
I had a sex dream about my neighbour and now I’m confused
normanbates: normanbates: as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from
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cyberscully:as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
the-sunshine-cult: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackness-by-your-side: this 👆🏾 Do these straight people just like Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them heteronormativity is a hell of a drug FATHER AND SON
kanariiya: “I’ve never not liked it.”
ivyandsilver:i hate those posts that are like “we lived in murder house, we escaped the asylum, we fuckin did shit in the coven, etc” like u did nothing sarah paulson did it all
officialprincewilliam: are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a
tonicnebula: Q has come to. ♚ - ♚ i vaguely remember reading somewhere that quiets outfit was designed to discourage cosplay. clearly that did not work out as intended.
gallifreyburning: “Again, I know in the telling it sounds like I was on top of this situation but really, I was still just thinking, Oh shit oh shit oh shit.” — Murderbot, Rogue Protocol: The Murderbot Diaries, Martha Wells (via mcbangle)
so, like, how did it come about for Pearl to tie him up in her ribbon to scale the cliff? Did they try climbing up normally and he kept falling? Did he originally cling to her back like a baby opossum but she was afraid he’d fall off? How did they figure
whowantstoseeheartbreak: artemispanthar: so, like, how did it come about for Pearl to tie him up in her ribbon to scale the cliff? Did they try climbing up normally and he kept falling? Did he originally cling to her back like a baby opossum but she
Did Pearl write this page?
cyberscully: as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
did-you-kno: Source
There are so many people I wanna talk to, but I'm afraid I'll look like a freak, so I'll just sit here and watch you be cool and reblog you.
icanbarelyspeak: not-thefunniestblog: if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
treeyonce: did you know crystal meth is also called chicken feed i think thats strange because i dont think youre supposed to feed chickens meth
fasterfood: did u kno that every church has a bell because that was the instrument jesus played in 7th grade band
phlepsdad: phlepsmom: phleps: “sarah go to bed” stfu mom i’ll do what i want What did you say? i’ll whoop your ass
seerofsarcasm: bitterempress: 1800’s French Military Uniform Today’s Military Uniforms where did all the style go where was the time when you could just out-fab your opponents In current military uniform’s defense that’s just the field uniform.
rnedia: a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right
jawnpalace: did u guys know that the way a giraffe sleeps is fucking adorable now u kno
Like for fma, reblog for fmab
onesky-onedestiny: Snow: It’s not really like GAME OVER, you can always restart it.. -Final Fantasy XIII Voice Actors Sketch
perpetually12: feat: i hate it when music videos have those really long intros like i just want to listen to music i ain’t got time to watch a two minute long intro that doesn’t make sense when the skies…
arachnescurse: I know we’re all giddy over Pumpkin King Reyes but I feel like we’re missing the Important thing Jack really did own that Daredevil outfit He canonically wore that Daredevil outfit Where did he get it did Gabe get it for him
if nicki minaj ever danced on me the way she did at the end of the anaconda video i would literally just blow right then and there.
chongthenomad: i just wanna know what korra’s motive was for disappearing for 6 months and if she made like any friends or something like where did she sleep did she write letters to anyone else than her dad wht did she think about at night dID SHE
captainsnoop:its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a
did-you-kno:Incompetent people are often so incompetent, they don’t even realize their own incompetence. According to the Dunning-Kruger effect, people who are ignorant or unskilled in any area are too inept to notice, so they end up thinking
jodiefoster: jodiefoster: jodiefoster: jodiefoster: if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it if you had a bad may like i did, well, we are almost to the end of june and folks let me
danisnotorfire: thunderboltsandlightnin: analzingphil: do u ever wonder like where did we all come from how did we all find tumblr how did i get here where did we come from where did we go?? where did we come from cotton eyed joe
Honestly, every female on Glee deserved so much better than Glee.
How Did You Find My Blog
I feel like when I went to the modern art section of the museum on field trips and would look at a piece and laugh. The teacher came over to try to tell me to quiet down because other people were trying to enjoy the exhibits. I argued that I was enjoying
did my hair :)
allie-nicole: aubreytruthfully: decisivelychallenged: [x] Never has more truth been spoken. I’m too far into this fandom to ever leave. It ate my soul…I’m not even kidding. Sam didn’t get his soul back, they just put my soul in there instead.
bossymarmalade: everythingsallright: Grace Jones rejecting patriarchy I feel like this needs to be reblogged regularly to remind us all how it’s done
nanotechbiologist: safety-officer-barto: why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people
jodiefoster: jodiefoster: if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it if you had a bad may like i did,
so how interested would you guys be if i did a Crystal Cats tshirt :> ?
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
iflovingyouwerewrong: courtneyindepth: after every relationship i’m always like who will love me like they did, who will hold me like they did, who will make me smile like they did.. but after time passes, someone always comes into my life who loves
childmagazine:How do we forgive ourselves for all the things we did not become?
did i mention i have awful taste in men
wishingformemoria: someone: why do you like muscular female characters? me:
fuocogo: destinytomoon: destinytomoon: Im totally here for love buff women and tall women cause is a MOOD but if you dont also love fat women then whats the point? You are just a coward It’s mass. We like girl. More girl per unit.
Did somebody say Creepy 8XA???[Link if gif doesn’t work: http://gph.is/2BezlKq(theundyingdelta) FUCK@segarliah !!!!!!!
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![allie-nicole: aubreytruthfully: decisivelychallenged: [x] Never has more truth been spoken. I’m too far into this fandom to ever leave. It ate my soul…I’m not even kidding. Sam didn’t get his soul back, they just put my soul in there instead.](https://69.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9mvrTRs1qjxl1no1_250.gif)
