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missmollypants: when you get a little (or a lot) fucked up and try to take a video inside your diaper but you realize after making it that it was a terrible video and it’s not like you can just pee again right away…. so it goes here instead of the
T and I should make a Twitter, JUST so we can Tweet this girl, cause apparently she’s, “welcomed into our bedroom with open arms.” - D
you can’t even believe how done with this I am
So, here’s the thing - The Engineer over at Akifu let me know that I can just kinda… detach the tube of my experimental tubed edition of Drogger. This made it a LOT easier to glow him up! Presenting what I have called “Glowdick”. Bendy,
alphadaddydom: I am not making a statement I can’t back up….but no one will kiss you like I can. Just ask her….. ;) ~Daddy молодожены
awakeningavalon: babyinthegutter: every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again” i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are This is the realest shit I ever read.
gelatins: idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know
the-adhd-society: intrepid-inattentive: thatadhdmood: I asked my friend whether she has a constant inner dialougue going on, and she said no. And I’m like?????? How can you not?? Are peoples heads silent most of the time???? Are they not constantly
moobinthighs: 10/∞ of binu: can’t keep his hands off
lgbtq-support-equality: speaknovv: WHERE IS THE LIE the pain is real Then if its the extended version the other letters are like …
the new moonchild glow kit just went live
floozys: person: girls can just be so.. urgh, you know? me, a girl who loves and believes in other girls so much that i sometimes find it difficult to breathe: i do not recall, no
fadee-intoyou: I had no idea how many photos I had of Yuri on Instagram until I just went through and tagged all of them with: #yurigram. So if you wanna look at his cute photos, go there, or you can just follow my Insta: @whiskeybrunette
nargyle:Oh oops looks like I can never quit this show.
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theruleset: The bathroom is reserved for people. Property like Ember can just use a bucket. (starring @yesemberposts, don’t remove her credit)
do you ever have a character you never cared for at first BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT STRIKES YOU LIKE A LIGHTNING BURST AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS HOW GREAT THIS CHARACTER ACTUALLY IS
slapmytitties: Kissing a boy in public feels so weird like I can just feel every straight person’s eyes on us but i don’t care I love it
I just wrote about 1700 words of jjba fic which was the most I’ve written in a few weeks, but of course it wasn’t 1) Commissions I should be working on or 2) Original work I should be working on I hope you enjoy Caesar/Joseph college au,
milesholllingsworthh: fangirl challenge [1/50 movies]: Saved! “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.
sarahseeandersen: I’m just a little jealous.
avtorsola: toastpotent: thewingedwalrus: toastpotent: “west coast represent” yeah y'all can just start saying “california represent.” ain’t no one out here bringing the rap game from oregan having grown up on the east coast and then moved
oweeeeendennis: I know that something like this can kind of be seen as a puff piece for the network, but let me just tell you, it’s not. Everything they say in this video is totally true and you should you watch it and I’m not even being a corporate
alverdewolffe replied to your post: anonymous asked:TBH I thought you…lol how long have you had this picture in your folders for just this occasionI think I made it last summer? I get this question a lot so I went and looked for a screencap of
cubist-fart: im usually very anti-picasso and anti-great modernist painters in general but i just found this painting he did of a cat check it out i like it
doesntafraid: ilovezevran: regcommathe: Adult Life Tip Did you know you can buy those cakes at the grocery store without it being your birthday or any celebratory thing? Like you can just walk in and grab a cake and buy it and nobody’s gonna say
sekushipaichi: These contact lenses make me feel invincible…! (`∇´) Like I can just stare through to someone’s soul..
spixa:why won’t people understand that i don’t need to constantly do stuff to have fun like i can just lay in bed and stare @ the ceiling for 3 hours and have the time of my life
boneytheblue: oblivionkeeper23: Guys we can finally end the debate God has confirmed Sans is the older brother REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE I JUST CHECKED AND THIS IS REAL.
2pacalypse: I’m a mad chill person like I can just sit back and give little to no fucks but there are some things that will just piss me off real quick and it’ll take me a week minimum to stop thinking about it.
jacking-off-in-the-library: deadlyflashesofgreen: flacarica: unfaggy: sheslikeliquor: me its rare that Britney can get away with shading someones live vocals LMNATYUIMJIJM9 Owch I’m the guy in the back cringing
doodlejinx: simonbitdiddle: doodlejinx: stopping rp in the middle of some steamy shenanigans always amuses me bc like I can just picture the poor things stuck there, waiting for hours, days, weeks, bored, they were having fun now they’re just sat
disowns: i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
mordenkainenofficial: when jay z asks “whats 50 grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?” i think to myself “…no more student debt… moved out… dream car…” jay z if 50 grand is nothing to a motherfucker like you feel free
sixpenceee: GIANT SHRIMP FOUND OFF THE COAST OF FLORIDA An enormous shrimp that measured 18 inches was found off the coast of Florida. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, it is likely to be a mantis shrimp. It’s hammer like claw can lash out at
reinedecatastrophe: tripdistrans:girrafarrig:sepheid:I can’t believe angel haze is agender like…..I can’t believe there is a mainstream celebrity who publicly identified themself as agender and used that word…..what a time to be alivesource“better
voroxpete: a-strong-female-character: regcommathe: Adult Life TipDid you know you can buy those cakes at the grocery store without it being your birthday or any celebratory thing? Like you can just walk in and grab a cake and buy it and nobody’s
thebarricadebabe: I think a pocket size Chekov is necessary. You could take him out at school And he would just say really cute encouarging things Or you could get him to do stuff And he would be all like “I can do zat!” Yes Pocket size Chekov. I
soyeahso: must-be-mythtaken: Accidentally typed “indistinct buttering” instead of muttering and that is somehow super creepy. Like, you can just barely hear…in the other room…the scrape of a knife against toast. That’s just how it is in England.
agaygod: why people who don’t even follow me act like they can just message me askin me questions like u obviously a fan lay a click on that follow button and u shall recieve
eleveninchpaynetrain: Just remember that dating Luke would involve getting three giant man-children to look after. And it’s not like you can just ignore them or not meet them, no no honey. This is a package deal.
bikenesmith: like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit
2pacalypse:I’m a mad chill person like I can just sit back and give little to no fucks but there are some things that will just piss me off real quick and it’ll take me a week minimum to stop thinking about it.
though disclaimer, im the kind of person who actually really loves /almost/ every hs character, they all bring something to the table, i’m just not afraid make fun of them from time to time take karkat for example, he’s very special to me
unicorn-skin replied to your post: While all those bath bomb things look … Take a shower and then a bath lol or i can just shower and be done with it? what is even the point of this comment, newsflash everyone has different likes and dislikes
shiny breeding pokemon with 5k and less hatch steps are soooo much easier, like the sentret i did the other day only took like 2 hours which is making me want to try for a shiny swirlix hmm hmm
haha amazon is so shitty, like you buy something with prime/2day shipping and then it takes like 4 days instead
i thought i had enough saved up for this month’s bills and stuff but i wasn’t even close and there’s still a lot more to pay off so im like hhhhhh cause that means i have to take in more work and i have a lot on my plate already so im just kinda
princessamericachavez:I’m a huge sucker for characters that chose to be heroic. Like, no big prophecy, no great chosen one moment, just someone who consciously decided to do the right thing because someone fucking had to.
so…i don’t usually like to post things like this on my blog cause i want to keep it as light-hearted as possible, but i felt like i should just talk about it a little to ease my mind a few days ago one of my grandmothers passed away, and
How do ppl caption things?!?I have so many great photos in my drafts but I can never think of good captions so they just sit there forever
li3bestod: wuh2k: flimsyatbest: sischel25: creepsinsingapore: Legend 👏👏👏👏👏 I love this. Can’t stop laughing in this pub. Seriously who gets mad at free pizza please tell me that other people don’t find this funny and