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alexamindslave:perverseroyalty:“You don’t care if they’re real anymore. You just want to jerk off.” you might even like it better if they are full of plastic. it is a sign of how much PORN has seeped inside you. nnnnggggggg porn has

After you found an used pair of your wife’s panties in the living room, you installed hidden cameras. Now you know how she responds to a a real man’s cock, that you’ll never fuck her like he does, and why you are a cuckold.

jaynelovesdick: this is what a real man looks likeyou are not a real manif you ever want to be happyyou must admit you need a real man to bee happydo you want to be happy? It is amazing how hard it is to find a real man sized cock like the one picture

nintendowiimote: shogas: gottfriedvonleibniz: how the fuck is this even real it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named

orgasmic-humor: I think it’s so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don’t pretend to be something you’re not

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

nintendowiimote: shogas: gottfriedvonleibniz: how the fuck is this even real it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named

lyrium: how have i never heard of archive.org until today.. it’s an internet library that functions just like a real one, as in you borrow the books for 2 weeks and then they are returned to the archive. you can dl pdfs as well, but you’ll lose access

crownroyal89: filthychampagne: nevosorandom: aw Go Michigan! AWWWW hope its real lol. this is so nice…straight guys act like they can’t show love for one another..it’s okay, you can show compassion to one another (it shows how human you are)..and

clannyphantom: How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you

I love how most girls' Formsprings have things like "Your a filthy whore!" and "Show me ur tits" and the like.. But you give real advice and help people. It shows what a good and genuine person you are :-)

You know how there are things you just… can’t unsee even though you haven’t even like… seen seen them…? Let me recap all of my feelings about this… REAL QUICK. And just… so I can wrap all this

vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY, YOU

vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY, YOU

rikolopezz: dubxrockyx07: Drake….. let’s be real for like 2 seconds babe…..what are you doing That’s how he seduces all the Queers lol

ichthyologee: pearswhy: i don’t like dinosaurs and am happy they are not real How can you date someone and not talk about dinosaurs at least once?

spacesharq: vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY,

monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the

gottachasepigeons: Hot classmates. The struggle is real.

hypnomister: You wanted to see what REAL tits looked like? Here they are boy! Yes, look closely at them. Don’t look away! Look at how my nipples grow hard at the thought of you looking, how big, round, and soft they are… Very good boy, now

hypnomister: You wanted to see what REAL tits looked like? Here they are boy! Yes, look closely at them. Don’t look away! Look at how my nipples grow hard at the thought of you looking, how big, round, and soft they are… Very good boy, now

holybolognajabronies: kornbreadfedhippie: khiravaggio: Sarah from Long Island: How come black girls are still throwing shade at white girls for dating black guys? Franchesca: I’m gonna keep it real with you like, don’t gas yourself up; most of

thestarlesswanderer: How was Looney Tunes Back In Action even a real movie like what even THERE ARE DALEKS IN THIS LEGIT DALEKS AND THEN YOU HAVE SCOOBY DOO THREATENING LIVE ACTION SHAGGY YOU HAVE BRENDAN FRASER PLAYING BRENDAN FRASER PLAYED BY

redgart: The hottie of this week is THE IRON BULL. YEAH. He won, I mean how the fuck not? I love this big guy. I know the tattoos are no even accurate, but let’s be real, is pretty hard to get references of the design, LIKE HELLA HARDS.You know that YOU

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

grawly: kootiepie: saki-hyuuga: gangbanglerfish: WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!???? did some of you guys really think they were older than 18 what the FUCK

daddysnaughtythings: How many times do I have to tell you, sweetheart: Just because you look like a big girl, it doesn’t mean you are a big girl. Those are mommy’s big girl clothes. Now take them off before you get daddy in real trouble.

letgrandpajoin: sarahscookie: pinkhoagiebananaknight: I know you’re horny but we are going to watch for your daughters to get home. They need to see how a real man treats a woman. They need to learn how to be a pathetic cum dump like you. Me as

shuckl: vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY,

rngay: i like how a lot of people on tumblr are flaming gays and yet when i go out into the real word there is no gay. the gay is nonexistent. you dont talk about the gay

kittensandkinks: amour-luxure: kittensandkinks: I really like this picture because of how real it is, you can clearly see where my skirt was sitting all day and my stretch marks are very visible and it makes me feel very human ❤️ Don’t forget

thestarlesswanderer: How was Looney Tunes Back In Action even a real movie like what even THERE ARE DALEKS IN THIS LEGIT DALEKS AND THEN YOU HAVE SCOOBY DOO THREATENING LIVE ACTION SHAGGY YOU HAVE BRENDAN FRASER PLAYING BRENDAN FRASER PLAYED BY

o-eheu: vergess: HOLY SHIT HOW IS IT THAT THERE’S NOT SOME LIKE LINKS OR SOMETHING HERE OKAY SIT BACK KIDS LET’S TALK ABOUT THESE REAL LIVE FUCKING DRAGONS THEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED FLYING DRAGONS, THAT IS THEIR NAME. OR, IF YOU’RE MORE SCIENCEY,

proteinpills: ladytatyana: sonoanthony: prettyboyshyflizzy: av-real: juicycouturesweatsuit: Literally how you niggas sound to us lmaooo @ me Facts just @ me That’s how I sound :/ I’m horrible People like this usually are extremely manipulative

thestarlesswanderer: How was Looney Tunes Back In Action even a real movie like what even THERE ARE DALEKS IN THIS LEGIT DALEKS AND THEN YOU HAVE SCOOBY DOO THREATENING LIVE ACTION SHAGGY YOU HAVE BRENDAN FRASER PLAYING BRENDAN FRASER PLAYED BY

nintendowiimote: shogas: gottfriedvonleibniz: how the fuck is this even real it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were

teaboot: I noticed when I was a kid that adults seem to forget that everything is real, no matter how young you are. A seven year old doesn’t feel like a helpless infant, they feel the oldest and most mature they’ve ever felt. And they will when they

slimetony: mojav: I love how non-spontaneous all your jokes are… You’re as insincere as a fucking dildo at times, cause you’re funny as fuck, like a real goddamn dick. But every joke is just some phoney fucking dildo. Plastic, insincere as a

pamoonblackbird: i love when new words like “genderfluid” or “pansexual” are added to the dictionary, ignorant people complain that they’re not real, actual words because they’re “made up” i don’t know how to tell you this but all words

jaynelovesdick: be the girl you were meant to be shrink your clitty grow your boobies until they are cock magnets so you can attract real men to make you feel like a real girl Cum to the chat room where we can show you how to be a sexy, horny and orgasmic

teaboot: I noticed when I was a kid that adults seem to forget that everything is real, no matter how young you are. A seven year old doesn’t feel like a helpless infant, they feel the oldest and most mature they’ve ever felt. And they will when they

clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

gunrunnerhell: Wood trim… Well not real wood. Custom painted Bulgarian clear magazines that have a wood like grain/pattern added by the owner. It still allows you to visually inspect how many rounds are left from the spine of the magazine. Pretty neat

suitedsubmissive: smalltopbig: Ride it. Ride that man dick. This is what it feels like have a real man inside you, a feeling your pathetic little dick can never give anyone no matter how big your muscles are. I think it is time you concentrate more

princessjullianna: the thing about people on Catfish is that how is it that you can be in an online relationship for years and never have seen this person not only in real life…but on a fucking webcam. like are you serious?

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

penutbutterqueen: neoncat666: until-noel: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING

lyrium: how have i never heard of archive.org until today.. it’s an internet library that functions just like a real one, as in you borrow the books for 2 weeks and then they are returned to the archive. you can dl pdfs as well, but you’ll lose access

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

for real how is my dash so fucking dead right now it’s a friday night…NONE OF YOU BASTARDS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LIVES UNLIKE MY OWN. WHY AREN’T THE REST OF YOU ON HERE BLOGGING LIKE FIENDS, DAMN IT?!

Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job

clannyphantom: How the fuck is slut shaming even a real thing like y’all are hating on someone because they have more game than you

theironbullshit: neoncat666: until-noel: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN

khiravaggio: Sarah from Long Island: How come black girls are still throwing shade at white girls for dating black guys? Franchesca: I’m gonna keep it real with you like, don’t gas yourself up; most of us don’t care.

I always laugh when you guys send me messages telling me how beautiful I am because there are like maybe 4 guys in real life who agree with you Nobody my age ever calls me pretty and I rarely get seriously hit on (versus just harassed) by cute boys or

bimbosuperiority: Happy 4th of July to all you flat chested, boring, plain Jane, fat assed, wimps out there It doesn’t matter how smart, rich, or successful you are. ALL of your husbands want a real woman like this Deal with it bitches

mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would

spoopyvegan: clannyphantom: lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white”

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

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