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I had a dream about this around 2 nights ago :O headcanon that malachite uses lars’s phone to text(Submitted by honestings)
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
v1als: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: what do we do tho? like, honestly? what happens if he’s elected? what do we honest to god do? Coming from the UK after our own catastrophe: you make his life hell. You make his government’s life hell. Anything
i can honestly, and with no falsehood say, that for the first time in a very long time, I am completely and totally fucking over it. i am fed up, done, through, washing my hands of the entire mess. it is not worth the stress and anxiety. i do not need
sandersstudies:Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
darkwood-reblogs:hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i’m begging you.
prokopetz:Okay, but, like, is it good good, or is it “the main character has the same mental illness as me” good?
mjalti: mjalti: I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:my only opinion on grian killing people is that it’s fun and i want him to do it moregrian could kill every single person on the server multiple times and i’d still be like well it could have been worse. i
manywinged:i understand why people don’t like miscommunication tropes but i can’t relate. i love it when everything that happened could have easily been avoided and resolved if the people involved had just talked instead of assuming the worst.
like honestly if we follow each other i expect to be allowed to sleep on your floor whenever i’m in your city you got it followers
Honestly, I'm so worried about my future.
coolxfilesmom:*likes your personal post that i don’t fully understand or have context for just so you know i’m listening and i care about you*Honestly if I like a personal post, thats probably what it means. If you ever see me like something like
cryingtohoundsoflove:once u accept “men are trash” as a universal immutable truth u can never be let down again. there is no “he’s different” like i PROMISE you he is not.
transfagfuck: trans-sub-stantiation:people go “oh I’ve always wanted to try having sex with a trans man ;)” and like yeah ok but do you wanna eat the pussy though? do you wanna suck the dick? do you wanna reciprocate foreplay? do you care if I’m
okay but why has no written an iwadai & oinoya double date fic yet ://////////////////
futureblackpolitician: sure-alright-okay: dream-from-97: thetrippytrip: Charging men 400K for an imaginary concept created by men? Iconic. Honestly. Truly. ^^^^ okkkkkkkkk. Why didn’t I think of this? Daaaaammmnnnnnnnn Wild. Why is sex
denimcatfish‘s recent angsty comic got me like
nikoniko808: the fact that people are actually saying they want to leave America and go to Hawaii…how are people like this…I just…I have to sit down
koalatea:Can we stop this whole rudely replying to curious anons who have genuine questions?? Like who raised yall to be this nasty?? In the time it took you to type “I’m not fucking Google look it up” U could have answered the question like shit
bloodchampiontazji: bloodchampiontazji: I got up this morning, and the number of followers I have laughed at me (101) So I’m gonna do an art giveaway thing! Awh yeah!What is it? Glad you asked. 1. First two people (2) get something like this. Full
Honestly the only good thing about this episode is Paige finally leaving.
tasertricks-is-myheart: I would like to formally apologize for every bad thing I have ever said about you, Kristen.
“Abuela Lopez?” honestly why didn’t this show revolve around Brittany? She is so fucking funny,
marzipanandminutiae:defectivegembrain:words like “sin” and “guilt” need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral #oh my god yeah#also the word skinny or
Playing Undertale like
quietlyexhale: Whites: slavery was like 700 years ago. It’s not relevant anymore, stop bringing it up! Whites: Are you really ignoring that the Vikings had dreadlocks in the 11th century??
averagefairy: i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready
codeinewarrior: dogpetter420: codeinewarrior: i like to rap in the car but just in the car it’s too embarrassing anywhere else haha :) Haha same it’s the only place I can say the “N-word” because I’m alone :-) haha it’s when I sing along
heyyyci: pinkcookiedimples: Why natural hair products and weave be costin yo damn life insurance like I’m your sister we fam hook me up with that discount But really tho
alphabitches: sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something
affectioms: how do you like someone without fucking it up
holy crap. I honestly thought you guys would last all throughout High School… this is so strange… breaking up? Like honestly, it’s just like a mindfuck. I thought if anyone would last through high school, it’d
Like honestly making shit up just to go along with your story -_- ihml
like honestly if we follow each other i expect to be allowed to sleep on your floor whenever i’m in your city
Like honestly I just want some consistent dick in my life
Honestly all I want for my birthday are the cute Halloween string lights (the ghosts and pumpkins and stuff) at Walmart and a venti pumpkin spice frappucino
jimmytfallon: this takes me back to 2008 when taylor went around everywhere saying joe jonas dumped her in a 27 second phone call to earn sympathy when in reality, he later explained that the call only lasted that long because she HUNG UP on him….like…
ravishingtheroyals: If you think a blog is “popular” and are afraid to message them because of that, just remember that most likely right that moment that blogger is in sweatpants, eating mac and cheese, and marathoning an entire season of a TV show
why do I attract the weirdest situations and people who want to have sex with me??
After yesterday (and honestly this past month) I realize how annoying I must have been towards guys I liked, but who didn’t like me back. When you don’t reciprocate the same feelings someone has for you, but they continuously text you and
bout to sound hella conceited, but boys are so lucky girls exist because honestly girls are just like so pretty and look so freaking good all the time without even trying ifff a boy looks good like he needs to try really hard like they’re just
titansdaughter: …this looks like a bad dating advert (Kit Harington and sketch comedy)
like honestly i dig around and then i get upset lol why do i do this
sooooo am i the only one who wants to vomit like 99% of the time when they see these princess/daddy chat posts
Like,honestly that lord dominator twist would have been good for the finale,but now that we know she´s just a teenager…i dont know,i kinda lost hype there. It was surprising but it wasn´t funny and so…out of place to show it so early.
miss-abigail-lemonparty: When u see some teeny’s blog and it’s full of nothing but hate and bitching and anti-parents like pls go take a nap or have a bath or something bc u need to chill the fuck out kid
ladydisofdurin:the chaos we’ve created here tonight has been immaculate I forgot that tumblr used to be like this 24/7
Honestly I forgot how big my bed is. Actually it’s kind of lonely, wouldn’t mind if anyone joined…
I like scalpels
rowanred81: ac1d-burn: I hate to say it guys but, my super duper really dark secret is… I like people for who they are, I don’t give a fuck about gender, sexuality, gender identity. I do not care how they dress. I do not care how much money they
elasticitymudflap: steven and greg pausing to ‘AYYYYYYYYYY’ for like a full five minutes after a bad pun was the most relatable content i can think of
spatialheather: jen-iii: I’m at the gym right now and honestly nothing is more motivating than the mantra of ‘THIGHS LIKE GARNET. THIGHS LIKE GARNET.’ Or ‘ARMS LIKE JASPER. ARMS LIKE JASPER.’ 💪 *eats a cookie* SQUISH LIKE AME THIS IS
rathianrosa: healermum: What it feels like when you lose your mech as D.Va. [cheery k-pop playing - and is abruptly replaced by aggressive metal when D.va exits her destroyed mecha, leaving her exposed to damage - and the music transitions back to k-pop
itmustvebeenthefairies: That moment in Wonder Woman where Steve is like “That’s no-man’s-land. That means no man can cross it” and you know everyone in the theater is thinking the exact same thing
gamedot: can you believe she had the nerve to speak about garnet like that
aquilaofarkham: by this point my entire stance on being in fanbases is that it feels like i’m trying to live peacefully in a secluded cottage and do my own thing while also witnessing the fall of the roman empire right next door
fortitsngiggles: Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: strawberry-kisu: lild0ll: “”“customers”“” need to stop thinking that sex workers can be bribed into doing services they don’t offer. if you want that service just find someone who offers it. i would not go to
