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Commission for the ever awesome QuantumNukaCola!New babe Novi, a chinchilla ninja! Or as I like to refer to her, a ninchilla

spacestepmom: purpleneenee: : Aang: Wow, camping. It really feels just like old times again, doesn’t it? Zuko: If you really want it to feel like old times, I could uhh… chase you around for a while and try to capture you. Zuko, I think that came

botharetrue: But if he wore a red scarf and waxed his eyebrows, he could look like me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re at a probending match with the man your man could look like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a bag

sasucakes2-0: sasuek-pls: embracesarcasm: You’ll shit bricks if you see it! is it the lamp? that looks like a frog omg I thought it was the fact that the frog lamp looked like a penis askfhkasf

kitteninspaghetti: Tenten’s got her priorities in order.

Yeah, so, I may not be gorgeous or stunning or anything like that, but I like these a little bit. I took them a couple of weeks ago, but I wasn’t that confident about them. But people who love me tell me I should be. So…I will.

Welp, Google wins again. Shame on you, Bing. it’s like obama is google and romney is bing It’s like obama is google and romney is bing

dorkstrider: have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too it’s like buy one, get one free

I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment

Raise your hand if your OTP has literally made you cry, like real tears, not like you just said it on Tumblr but actually cried tears of real unexplainable to your family tears.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: chillwhore: sylvanburningcenter: i just puked because of how funny this was SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

waltdisneyconfessions: “I liked the first Bambi well enough, but Bambi 2 actually made me cry with all the adorable father/son bonding. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever liked a sequel more than the original.”

waltdisneyconfessions: “I loved the Hunchback of Notre Dame as a movie, but I never really liked how it ended. it seemed like it was trying to say “looks don’t matter,” but in the end the hot girl still picked the hot guy over Quasimodo. Poor

wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.” Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes

espressobean: beingnerdtastic: i wish people courted like birds do like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.

spyroshy: if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you I’m really sorry That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like you anymore or I don’t think

lolsofunny: Like Cinderella, girls. Do you read that? Like Cinderella. LOL here!!

ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha

doctormagnuseverdeen: musiclove4life: philsmismatchedsocks: andsoheismyjohn: fancifullauren: lonelywhiteasian: nippush: once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko once

twloha: These might look like real aquatic creatures in captivity, but Singapore-based artist Keng Lye actually used layers of paint and resin to create a life-like, 3D affect.

suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace

sethymiles: I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

lonestargreat: bluestalking-fox: #mutants are a metaphor People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this.

collegehumor: 20 Deliciously Realistic Food Tattoos [Click for more mistakes] These people love food. No, like, REALLY love their food. So much so they got their favorite munchies permanently inked into their bodies like monuments to the food gods.

fwips: “Yes hello Police I’d like to report a missing person” “When was the individual last seen?” “Like 20 chapters ago”

andrewhussiesbosom: I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

arijandro: yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are

fanartfromnaruto: NARUTO - TOP5 by *yui-22 like Naruto? like fan art? follow: [x]

fanartfromnaruto: Dare not speak its name by ~NEIMANA like Naruto? like fan art? follow: [x]

yesings: what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is

fifty-shades-of-panda: Ed looks like Hohenheim whether he likes it or not…

castielsteenwolf: castielsteenwolf: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD

rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER

hsym: Masterchef Web Exclusive: SONday FUNday: Like Father, Like Son. [x]

emomoonpie: g13e4r: emomoonpie: Am I the only one who doesn’t want Hinata to learn the rasengan? Isn’t it like, some kind of special jutsu? I don’t know. I’d like to keep it between Naruto, Minato and Kakashi (Kakashi being a special case).

bemusedlybespectacled: bokunohime: maniclaughter: illhavenumberthinplease: yoga-body: 00eyecandy: UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do. ^you my friend have just opened

i hate the fact that i am always the person who likes others more, like if someone just leaves me, it really fucking destroys me, and i dont really know what to do. i feel confused about everything for weeks, years even, and i dont really know what i

nixxies: sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen

audiencezombie: verysweetpeach: beautyofhijabs: Hijab Tutorial for Eid by Nabiilabee more like “how to style your hijab and look like a majestic queen” oh goodness There’s a lady down my street that does this and every time I see her I tell

falloutphanic: I am constantly conflicted between wanting to have my hair like rapunzel and wanting to have my hair like rapunzel

momlonde: righteouskungfu: dersely: momlonde: do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

ay-dougie: voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

saltandplaid: it makes me laugh when 9yr olds are like ‘i love haters’ or ‘haters are my motivation’ like???who are your haters?? your mom when she doesn’t let you eat a extra cookie??

driving-in-the-sampala: penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized

punishandenslavesuckers: odairaremysugarcubes: this broke my heart like he looks at her like she’s his little sister and they’re playing some game Can I have the AU where the two that survived were Rue and Thresh? Imagine Rue finds Thresh right

celestial-sexhair: sararye: justarandomturtle: we’re here to fuck shit up. ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

lifeofkj: bluandorange: I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like (x) perfect person award That last gif is priceless.

jaclcfrost: it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may

First cover with my new mic!!! I like how it turned out… my voice started to get tired after a few takes, but I did my best so I’m happy. :) PLEASE rate, comment, and if you like, subscribe!!

punkrockluna: i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

bakashinji-deactivated20130515: Like father, like son

barakatgotskunk: tr1angl3: naturepunk: It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. OTTERCAT he’s having so much fun aw

everythingmasseffect: eat-sleep-etc: ineedsomemoneey: sizvideos: What Guys should do to Drunk Girls - Video Her neck is gonna hurt like hell in that position doe. He put her head like that so in case she throws up she won’t drown in her own puke,

slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”

philwallart: Happy 15 Year anniversary to Futurama!If you like my work please like, share and follow. I’m over on facebook too;www.facebook.com/dreamsandmonsters

foxinu: nsfwjynx: the-pink-mist: There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts

buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little

garnetquyen: This movie is so fun and colorful! I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would, the music is spot on. And I really like the relationship between Groot and Rocket, he’s like a proud papa raccoon ahahaha 8’))))))

stealingyourman: blu3chan: Some days I’m like ♂.. Then some days I’m like ♀ i thought these were twins for a moment but no its just somebody who is better than me in both genders

positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and

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