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Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Jack Nicholson, as effervescent as he is, once had a job answering Tom and Jerry’s fan mail. Am I the only one who can picture him replying with “Dear Ndugu, my name is Warren R. Schmidt.”?
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Adolf Hitler and Charlie Chaplin had more in common than their mustaches. They were born during the same week; Hitler was 4 days younger than Chaplin. Pretty funny, considering he had a leading role in The Great Dictator
Hey filmfuckers, did you know?American Beauty pays homage to Vladimir Nabokov’s book Lolita (or Stanley Kubrick’s/Adrian Lyne’s films if you’re not familiar with the novel) most notably through thinly disguised wordplay. And
Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire have a long off-screen history. They met as teen actors while auditioning for the same roles and helped each other land parts on TV shows while they were just starting out. The Great Gatsby
Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Con-artist-turned-security-consultant Frank Abagnale, Jr. made a cameo in the biographical film about his life and crimes, Catch Me If You Can. He played a cop arresting… well, himself. He’s pictured above with
I know how badly you want to feel this in your cunt, and you know that you’re not allowed. So you’re going to take my cock, feel it in your hand, and even as your hungry lower lips drool for it you’re going to set aside your wants and obey me
(set 2.5 of 3 BONUS ROUND! GIFS!)Please know that I’m not a fan of cock-shots. So my last upload I had to do while my lesbian friend was right besides me, and for some reason I felt that was a bit odd. As a result, I don’t feel I uploaded
We interupt our daily memes to actually present: a n g s tA bit more information into the story, Terra being from the Worm kingdom knows that there is alot of strain from other kingdoms (food chain hierarchy basically) Meaning that they have to adapt
Everyone knows that the first step to getting good grades is symmetrically storing your weapons
you know that meme of the lady watching something gay and she’s like “they seem to be very good friends”? that’s how i feel whenever people reblog my obviously shippy mcreyes stuff and are cooing like “yay father and son! content” LMAO
sixpenceee: It really gave me the creeps, and to know that someone has to go through this EVERY DAY is horrifying. Just to a note: this story isn’t meant for entertainment, this is a real event, that happened to a real person. I hope that through
stable86: 3 bread seaweed mous this is adorableand also i just want everyone to know that when i said i use three slices of bread for a sandwich i dont mean that i just get three slices of bread and eat them like that im not a fucking animal i just
(This is so self-indulgent that I fully expect to be embarrassed about posting it once a straightforward record of history comes out, but what are blogs for if not for baseless fretting?)I figured out why I hate the idea of the Fritz line being the true
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story… “Let’s beat that Scott Summers kid”(If you don’t know that reference, you’re just too young)Seriously tho, i hope that issue #2 to be better than the first one, the
Sent by a friend.If your gf tells you that she is going over a friends house, and you know that “this” friend is like… Her forever crush. Well things can get pretty wild… Too wild indeed.
slitheringink: aristoteliancomplacency: redshoesnblueskies: thebestpersonherelovesbucky: prince-vegeta-universe: schrodingersowen: no but really, like i know that some folks love telling creative people that “you should be doing it for fun because
I’m so happy that everyone now knows that Running up that hill is a great song.
enjolradz: friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask
softbipolarity: knowing that that thing you’ve been putting off forever is never as difficult or time consuming as you think it’s going to be and that you will feel so much better when you’ve done it and still not being able to make yourself do
strikerofdeath0:Danny phantom accidentally kills the Joker and his defense is “okay how was I supposed to know that the dude who looked like that and attacked me was human? It’s not my fault you humans are so squishy! A ghost would have taken
just-shower-thoughts: You know that girl you’re madly in love with but she’s already got a boyfriend? She’s definitely getting banged tonight. Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
margiepm: itsladykit: theangriestlittleunicorn: the-real-seebs: the-rain-monster: shrineart: vampireapologist: Honestly something that bothers me more than most things is having my compassion mistaken for naivety. I know that another fish might
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looksgoodinsuits: time-lord-ramnikul: gingerten: I just…wow. I literally cannot believe it. I can’t. So many of you may know that I’m trans, and that my parents aren’t very accepting. They struggle constantly with my transition, and I’ve
whoamonalisa: endless list of female artists: Laura Jane Grace “You know that worry over whether or not people are going to love you and accept you, once you do show that part of yourself - the worry over whether or not a god would even love you.
lovelysuggestion: sometimes we dont talk but I want you to know that I love you. I just need a little space sometimes, and that doesnt mean that I love you any less.
dungeonmaster11 said: HMMM. How about….Amethyst trying to show Peridot the joys of stuff like food, sleep, or any other Earthling thing that Gems don’t need to do (this scenario based on the assumption that Peridot will switch the the Crystal Gems
richarcl: one time this girl in my art class was telling the table that her eyes change color depending on her mood and i told her that that is scientifically impossible and explained to her the facts on how it is impossible and she started crying
badwolfrun: All that is, all that was, all that ever could be.
wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:ursulaklegun:This went from kinda weird to completely deranged like nothing else I’ve ever seenAnytime I’m on this website and I see a video of a white person standing in a kitchen I just know that I am about to
I feel like its only a matter of time before they announce a SU video game (not an app game, even though that was excellent). I dunno, I just kind of feel it in my gut that that’s in the near future. But I dunno, might just be wishful thinking on my
I want a toxic relationship. I want someone that has the upper hand over my muse, because god knows that’s a rarity in its own. I want possessiveness. And control issues. Intensity.
I just realized Trip’s birthday is next week, so I’ll probably try finishing that pic and post it then.
amatsukiss: “I don’t know!!! I don’t know these characters!!!!”
valeriemperez: I’ve been sober for a year. And I know that doesn’t erase the things that I did.
gaylor-moon:you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying It come close tho. Plus I sleep hard af after that strong nut #tmi
petty-labelle: moisemorancy: The energy I’m on. The energy I need There’s not a bitch alive that would feel comfortable calling my wife “my lil gf” to my face who they dealing with that would make that mistake and why they
lucyofthesky: robotsandramblings: WAIT OH GOD NO Drift has no idea that they found the Knights of Cybertron Drift doesn’t know that Dai Atlas is dead that’s it i’m getting the fuckin spray bottle
icouldnotstopfordeath: I’m not crazy to think that the last Sentry that Ultron took over might be the one Steve Rogers tossed off Sokovia yelling, “What?! You didn’t finish!”
Honestly I wanna tell you I can’t go on like this anymore. Tell you that I want more out of this. And I want you to tell me that you want the same.
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
The best part? I can look at my tiger and know that you have one with you right now too :) It makes me smile a little wider, sleep a little better:)
tahtahtahtia: today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful: “you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one
missbassweight: temporal-eternity: videohall: A video that has made me rethink things. Fuck. I knew there had to be a twist, but not that. Powerful. wow that was one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen
cosplaymutt:So as I mentioned I’ve been bing watching Steve Universe, and now that I’ve watched it all twice I’ve been thinking about Lion. I know that there are a lot of theories that Lion is Rose, but I don’t think it’s that simple. Yes Lion
sheepieo: this is a queued post telling you that i am gay. please queue this to let your friends know that you are also gay.
heavenandhellcastiel: destiny-chicken-burgers-and-pies: Castiel’s introduction appreciation post. I can’t get over the artistry in that shot. <3 I mean from the first time we “hear” Castiel, we know that he is not some black smoke, not a
itsstuckyinmyhead: lesbiansinouterspace: I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.
thebuddhistescort: bustnuttington: i never realized how fucked up myself, as a young girl, being with significantly older men was until I reached the age those men were at and saw girls/boys in that younger age range and to me all i saw were children
blaidddrewg: So everyone who reblogs Grumpy Cat knows that the owners have embraced ‘Tard’ as his name, right? Like yes the cat’s face is amusing but I’m really fucking disgusted at how much goddamned publicity people are giving that cat’s
i will never understand the logic of people who reblog art of characters or ships they hate just to comment on how much they hate it, despite knowing that the artist is going to see it, they’re literally telling to your face that what you drew is
watching old cartoons and like, i never noticed how inconsiderate dog was to cat in catdog, like yeah cat did mean things to him sometimes but dog would always be selfish and do things he liked even knowing that they were hurtful to cat im just, how
adorkydork: butmuhgains: ryo-maybe: cloudstrifefursona: pokemoncristallo: florencedrunk: kaleidoscopekiller: I know we make fun of american politics a lot but I thought y’all should know that this Italian leader of a Conservative party is doing
Wanna finger and eat some pussy and give orgasms just wanna know what’s that’s like Like is it really to much to ask for? :/
Awww thanks! That’s really cool to know~
sonofcarnelian:Daily reminder that Yang just shoved both her hands into rotisserie chickens and used them as boxing gloves because she is a wild, dangerous person who knows no laws or gods.
Wip of a new ATLA print I’m doin! all the elements and their sub-bending (i know that Bloodbending is the sub-class of water bending but I decided that I WON’T be drawing blood on this piece, so I substituted it for Ice bending lmao. OH! and the sub-class
that-gay-horse replied to your post: awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! I feel really bad now senpai!!!! what about the catnip I don’t think as many people know about that one Or the fishstab story
thirst122: I know that some people in the fandom were concerned with the wording in the twins bio concerning Bolin and Eska’s relationship. Second Photo: (if you watch the clip you can see her hair bands and if you look closely you can see the makeup
You know that person that takes the joke too far?That’s me
