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knitmeapony: 28weekslaterhater: knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head. And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN
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knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head. And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSME
knitmeapony: samwilson: nyoom
knitmeapony: gastonsantlers: “No, I will not stop! For every minute for the rest of my life, I will fight.” Never forget that 80% of Disney princesses will fuck you up with the right provocation.
knitmeapony: knightmaregrey: superiorsarcasm: thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime: professorspork:boxoftheskyking:orchidbeam:liamdryden:texasuberalles: First time I’ve ever asked anyone to reblog something. Reblog the hell out of this. WOAH
knitmeapony: #well we know which one is the protagonist…
knitmeapony: nehirose: voidbat: mizkit: werpiper: aghostforafriend: Bullshit BRILLIANT oh, how beautiful! ::makes series of angry sounds:: what. what. what are you doi— whaaaaaaaaaaaat.oh my god. You are RIDICULOUSLY talented
knitmeapony: i-will-not-be-caged: I’m tricking my students into writing a research paper by having them write an open letter and then strengthen their argument by adding evidence. They were allowed to write about anything they wanted for the first
knitmeapony: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: before I do that tag thing can I just comment on something really quick because wow so my mom got into doing watercolors very, very recently because she’s gotten bored around the house as an empty nester and
knitmeapony: dduane: atlinmerrick: You do not want mouth herpes from Story Jesus so you just, you know, look at this carefully. “And now I have a flashlight.” (wanders off snickering) Caption: “A story should look more like: Hey look a problem
knitmeapony: ripopentheuniverse: ”..But a real Black Nerd Problem is not knowing if your cosplay will get you killed. Or if a phaser equals wallet equals 41 empty shell casings later.” -William Evans, ( williamevanswrites here on tumblr), writer
knitmeapony: emilyafter: iheartcate: Cate Blanchett photographed by Will Davidson | Vogue Australia December 2015 all I can see is Cate Blanchett as Han Solo Same.
knitmeapony: turpentinehoneybee: yeahokwhatevsloser: Do these just show up out of nowhere because I’ve never seen them come out of a package Old people materialise them from thin air. I can’t wait to turn 60 and learn this spell.
knitmeapony: Me: Huh, what are those bottles doing? Swinging? Are they going to hit or something? Ooho, that one was close… Person in background: *does the thing!* Me: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AMAZE
knitmeapony: black-brat: notoriousadd: rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs
knitmeapony: dramatical-fangirl: celticshenanigans: aconnormanning: maneth985: fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun: dajo42: if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao I went
knitmeapony:This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen
knitmeapony: cipheramnesia: knitmeapony: stumong: Hayley Atwell Listen I try to be a decent adult grown human, and be respectful to women because they deserve it as fellow humans, but sometimes I reblog a tumblr post because another decent adult
knitmeapony:Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com
knitmeapony: assassinationtipsforladies: This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it “In a very serious and real ceremony”
knitmeapony: black-brat: notoriousadd: rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back
knitmeapony: gahdamnpunk: ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾 This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
knitmeapony: “I see where you were going here, Elizabeth, but you’re completely ignoring the effect semiotics had on the entire genre.”
knitmeapony: micdotcom: After Darsh’s photo was used in an Islamophobic joke, the internet rallied around him in love and respect. His response on MSNBC is the definition of poise and rising above the hate. Silence in the face of prejudice is an
knitmeapony: sexxxpensive: the accuracy though Police crime = justified, proportional response
knitmeapony:1970s Cosplay from Star Trek Conventions
knitmeapony: 1970s Cosplay from Star Trek Conventions
knitmeapony: 3liza: a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist. "so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?“ said the man at the parking lot rendezvous. but we just wanted a vacuum. since then, the
knitmeapony: Luxury model and sports model.
knitmeapony: Me: Huh, what are those bottles doing? Swinging? Are they going to hit or something? Ooho, that one was close… Person in background: *does the thing!* Me: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AMAZE Whoa!
knitmeapony: rogermackenzie: ♥ words of wisdom from Janet ♥ File under: reasons this show is the beeeeeeeeeeeeeest
knitmeapony: apaullo95: continue-5-4-3-2-1: thethroneofbooks: “ In August, 1968, the country was still reeling from the assassination of Martin Luther King four months earlier, and the race riots that followed on its heels. Nightly news showed burning
knitmeapony: knitmeapony: Kids. Teenagers. As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing. You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now. And you are going to wish with all your might you’d
knitmeapony: briskeboys: vikingpoteto: not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. “would you kill me my love?”
knitmeapony: ushas42: I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character,
knitmeapony: knitmeapony: Some excellent content for several fandoms. And just history nerds. https://twitter.com/calluna_/status/1020031158455848960?s=19 Captions (finally): Fourteen tweets from Jenny Bann @calluna_ I transcribed a collection of 18thC
knitmeapony: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
knitmeapony: mimejuice: dduane: spodiddly: tinuelena: Whose intervention ensured Star Trek saw the light of day? Answer: Lucille Ball Most people recognize and remember Lucille Ball as the lovable and silly star of one of America’s earliest
knitmeapony: enjolrastic: Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want No, that looks right to me.
knitmeapony: dispatchrabbi: knitmeapony: knitmeapony: Communication preferences badges. More details when I get home. So, these were not my idea; the first time I learned about them was this post, which has a lot of great information about them.
knitmeapony: knitmeapony: Oh my god did I try. Actually, wait…
knitmeapony: grabstein69: spidermartini: wildandwild: Gpoy knitmeapony, weshareaname lololololol One week left, hehe
knitmeapony: rebelliousjez: knitmeapony: knitmeapony: Sudden mental image of a well-meaning but immensely powerful necromancer who refuses to raise people from the dead, but is constantly resurrecting long dead fashion trends. No seriously, I’m
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alexandertheboygoddess:misheltheshell:alexithymiaart:gender? 😍😍😍😍I HAVE NEVER LOVED SOMETHING SO MUCH EVER
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chemicallysleeping:wehatefeminism:Feminists say that if they walk around naked and get raped, it’s not their fault. Let me ask you this, if you owned a bank and left the doors wide open with no security and you got robbed in the middle of the night,
witchlingfumbles: bandgeeeek01: whatwouldcapdo: xenopandora: the-grand-storyteller: goodimaginationandbadgrades: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: witchlingfumbles: boazpriestly: thezulla: leadingtone: On the importance of a teddy bear… (by Begemott)
ghostofcommunism: capnsubnuki:boesed:laughinghieroglyphic:Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet. wint.
sugarbooty: superheroesincolor:“Been on tumblr for two hours soaking in awesome melanin-filled posts. So I’ll share mine. My Dad was a black superhero…. TWICE. As a kid, I thought it was silly & goofy to see my Dad in a cape. He left his mark
