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ask-heichouu: bribryontour: This should be a book for kids. Not for kids, but for the adults that don’t understand gender is between ears and not your legs.
cumragdoll: not kidding.
fireandshellamari: vvankinq: bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding. They’re really not kidding I’ve never been more happy to press play.
sleemo: disneystudios: “ON SALE NOW! Kelly’s ‘How to Survive a Premiere’ Kit!! 😂😂😂 JUST KIDDING. Hahha. I’m having too much fun with this. Okay, but really. I’m NOT kidding about bringing those snacks. I actually 100% DO NOT KNOW
mysharona1987:lolotehe:Make the anti-vaxxers pay, literally, for the care of children they affect. If you are a woman whose infant catches measles because another parent made the “personal choice” not to vaccinate their kid you should absolutely
ambris-waifu-hoard: dalehan: I wasn’t sure if you were kidding or not when you asked for Salazzle lewds, I probably should have asked before drawing this… I was not kidding. Thank you for your contribution! more pls she’s on my team~ <3
vincentvangodot replied to your post “soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and…”Holy fuck, that’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. Of all things!yeah like… this kid is bad news, so I’m not horribly
jadenvargen: if your first reaction as an adult in fandom when called out is to cry about how “these kids are so whiny” “in MY day people didn’t care” or “I’M not responsible for a safe space”, then i’m honestly just dissapointed
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
faggghaggg: Note that a man who claims not to know the significance of the eggplant emoji is quite familiar with the concept of sexting. 😎
legs-are-just-for-show: what’s with nerds who watch cartoons going “YEAH YOU SEE DEFINITELY NOT A KIDS SHOW” whenever anything serious happens in them like why they gotta try and justify they even like cartoons by yellin that nonsense how about
nepura: ur rickz0r: anthonyblaze: I never realized how obviously in love they were when I was a kid. Look at you Cartoon Network, subconsciously teaching children about equality… Courage the Cowardly Dog was nothing but subconscious lessons
yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a societyim not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom
ekuns:while i was in cracker barrel i heard a lady tell her kid not to touch any of their biscuits until they got home and the kid just went “not even god could keep me from eating these biscuits” and took one out of the container and stuffed the
00incognegro: aaliyah-appollonia: shessofleeky:What’s wrong wth saying you don’t like kids tho? It sounds so weird for adults to boast about hating or disliking kids when all kids do is exist. Not wanting kids/not wanting to raise kids is one thing.
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
harleyhendrix: sapphrikah: doggiesintensify:Finally, some hope for our generation.Oh my god another post about me. (Not kidding, I’m not having kids, only dogs.) I will be typical and have a cat ^^multiple cats for me
the-rogue-of-imagination: bibliophilefiles: bibliophilefiles: Please watch this. Please. It’s important. I am not kidding. They’re not kidding
alisonshendrixs: an important piece of advice for future parents: don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight don’t insult your kid’s weight just don’t even comment on it your kid is well aware of their weight just don’t
unfauxgettable:things that are fine: not liking kids not wanting kids things that are not fine: being rude to kids because they are kids joking about child abuse because you dont like kids
naturalistamisslyn: princessfailureee: not everyone should be a parent. not everyone deserves kids. not everyone is in a position to properly emotionally care for their kids. a lot of people need to work on themselves and get their mental state right
not going to forget about this amazing day :)
not-youu-fat-jesus: One of the best movies on the planet.
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
princessfailureee: not everyone should be a parent. not everyone deserves kids. not everyone is in a position to properly emotionally care for their kids. a lot of people need to work on themselves and get their mental state right before they can care
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
Not Tigress
I called it, I knew that as a trade for bigger boobs for a short time I would have killer cramps and I actually think I’m dying
reminder: every body type is hot, girls and guys
NOT KIDDING IF I SEE ONE MORE WALKING DEAD THING I WILL JUMP OFF THE TALLEST BRIDGE
nemfrog: A seven-year old boy was “ told to communicate with a foreigner, who did not know their language, inviting him for a visit, giving news of the family, and expressing good wishes.” Psychological Atlas. 1948. Internet Archive
asteroidesmuertos: not woman not men not kid not lesbian not bi not gay not white not you not no just person, just human
migscast: if this wasn’t your reaction while watching the vma performance then you’re a fake monster I’m the guy who’s eating his food & drinking his beverage in the far back.
xxx
sweetn0thing92: alohaorsomething: Touch my girl and i will throw you into hell Lmao I will though
tankasaurus: 5dollarshake: Hazel’s favorite character. #zarya #overwatch I’m not allowed to play anything else when she’s watching! THIS IS ADORABLE
game over, kids
stephadoodle replied to your post: so…………………….. we ended up not watching OUAT… school work comes second (kidding) but not kidding (kidding) no I’m not. ;;;;;’)))))))))))))))))
I… I think I just designed my own strawbana kid ._.
00incognegro: aaliyah-appollonia: shessofleeky: What’s wrong wth saying you don’t like kids tho? It sounds so weird for adults to boast about hating or disliking kids when all kids do is exist. Not wanting kids/not wanting to raise kids is one
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