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daddys-helper: He may be a few years younger than me, but my kid brother sure fucks like a man. I have heard of this, but I havenâ€™t read any stories, that I can remember, where the older brother was the uke. So Iâ€™m not sure where I heard it, but

z0nesama: hatbotx: @z0nesama posted a design for kid Zone-tan recently and I love it. Tried to doodle kid-Zone myself but not super happy with the result. I’ll try again later, Zone-kid seems like a fun idea to mess around with. Cute! Very rare that

perfect-together:spanknspreadher: mrmrswoodman: mrmrswoodman.tumblr.com - SUBMIT - ASK - ARCHIVE Just accidentally AirPlayed this clip to the kids’ TV. Immediately shut it off - fast but not fast enough. Freaked out kids (who thought THEY’D

ask-heichouu: bribryontour: This should be a book for kids. Not for kids, but for the adults that don’t understand gender is between ears and not your legs.

noonesaidwhy: Another character from Soul Eater. I’m not sure what to make of Death the Kid. Certainly he has comical moments due to his obsession, but his serious moments demand respect. Hm, guess I’ll just have to wait.

ratherembarrassing: We think it’s fun for our kids to have cameos and join us on set, but not to be actors. That’s not our goal for Brad and me at all. I think we would both prefer that they didn’t become actors. But she was 4 at the time and other

onlyblackgirl: luminarai: listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay. Nah some ya kids are demons

sleemo: disneystudios: “ON SALE NOW! Kelly’s ‘How to Survive a Premiere’ Kit!! 😂😂😂 JUST KIDDING. Hahha. I’m having too much fun with this. Okay, but really. I’m NOT kidding about bringing those snacks. I actually 100% DO NOT KNOW

I of course don’t speak for everyone butA lot of people don’t want kids not because they’d be a bad parent, it’s because they know couldn’t be anything less than a good parent and being a good parent takes more than many

gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

minnymoon1360: citizen-zero: scarlet00rose: luminarai: listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted

unrelated, but still kind of related, not only do my kids get a day off for columbus day, but I have to sit through professional development about a standardized test that my subject doesn’t even get tested on that day!!!!!!!!!!!

I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh

shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.

*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how

citizen-zero: scarlet00rose: luminarai: listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay. But the world is

axenight: snarkiwi: New tag game Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire

nerdy-whovian: bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is

sunlethscape: Information from the Twitch Dragon Age: Inquisition segment! Most romance options out of any Bioware game ever. They did not touch on the details of which characters, but expect that. You can not only ride horses, but lizards and other

when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,

y’know, that whole “kids lose interest in memes as soon as adults use them” is generally really only true for teenagers (and older tweens). For the most part, younger kids straight up do not care who is using a meme, the meme is always funny/cool

luminarai:listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

MGMT “Kids” Video (via jsalmon) This video was shown to me by my brother and I absolutely love it. It’s not the official video from MGMT, but it helped me discover them :D

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck

luminarai:listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

Scoot. Go on. I get that you wanna “be cool” and hang with the big kids, but no. No no no. Not THIS big kid. Move along. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

Now that we’ve seen Shiro and keiths backstory relationship, I really hope they don’t go with sheith as romantic and just keep it brotherly. My reasoning it’s a kids show. Making Sheith cannon now looks too much like grooming. Guy picks out loner

dickprintbandit: it’s always terrifying when ppl say they want 4+ more kids. i just can’t help but to think abt all the $ you gotta invest in these lil things. Childcare for three kids is killing me. I could afford a whole other house if I wasn’t

lucyhaele: literallyrad: selfiequeenxo: I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to

gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck

hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.

gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck

runa-adair: selfiequeenxo: I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to hear derogatory

grawly: versacemon: selfiequeenxo: I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to hear

gendercake: imperfekct: gendercake: i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? fuck

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

lucyhaele:literallyrad: selfiequeenxo: I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to hear

i always tell my boyfriend i want to be a stripper but i don’t think he’ll let me. he always laughs it off but like…. i’m not kidding, i wanna strip and make money as a side hobby cuz it looks fun and why not get paid for a hobby??? right????

selfiequeenxo: I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to hear derogatory terms for women

autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand

songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

egberts:not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn’t have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can’t let wifi raise your kid

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand

j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

lucyhaele: literallyrad: selfiequeenxo: I was watching mean girls on nick jr and they censored the words gay and homosexual but not bitch and slut because it’s not okay to expose kids to the existence of homosexuality but it’s okay for them to

stay-weird-af: jmarietee: lilith-not-eve: Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at

heedra:not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv

dashingicecream: hello its me, tumblr user dashingicecream, finally opening commissions. these are the examples i am willing to do, but if there’s extra things you’d like to add let me know and we can discuss it! (disclaimer - yang not as large

im not near my tablet atm but this was too silly not to scribble up ♥

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