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Check out what I found while skinning a bag of potatoes at the Fry Shop! Does this studly spud remind you of anyone? Maybe a certain blogger?It’s me! It looks just like me! I’m sure the boys in the White House Science Lab would have you believe
The other day my little bro, Peedee, was being all serious about life and our jobs at the fry shop. I think he’s tired of wearing that fry costume. Pretty sure he wants to work the deep fryer like me. I’m like, bro, if you want this job
Steven’s Fingers!!!! What!!
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I TAKE IT BACK, WRESTLING IS VERY REAL. Purple Puma totally buried me tonight! I didn’t even get to use my signature move, the Head Loch! Let’s face it, I’m just going to be a mid-card jobber for the rest of my life. At least
I was FOOLED yesterday. FOOLED into thinking Steven had an invisible pet lion. So stupid. I like to think of myself as a skeptical free-thinker, so I’m surprised I believed such a silly idea. In other news, Steven might be pregnant! Haven&rsquo
SOMEONE BROKE TEENS OF RAGE!!! ask;ldfjas! Teens of Rage was my favorite game! I’m just so full of some kind of emotion. ANGER! No anger isn’t the right word. But something like anger! Funland had the only Teens of Rage cabinet in
I saw Dogcopter 3 in 3D tonight and all I have to say is WOOF! First of all, it’s a huge mistake to turn the last Dogcopter book into THREE movies. Yes, the last book is over 900 pages, but there’s not enough story! And the 3D was complete
The pizza shop where I steal wi-fi was ATTACKED FROM THE SKY! And on the very afternoon I was going to upload my exposé on DRONES… PTERODACTYL DRONES! Coincidence? I think NEVER! It’s too bad I couldn’t upload the 2TB PDF - it’s
Update FROM MY PHONE. UGH! Moments after my photo shoot, some CRAZY THING came out of the ocean and SHOOK THE EARTH! I dropped my laptop and it broke… AGAIN. I have no idea what that thing was, but I can only assume fracking is to blame. Probably
At any given moment, if you asked me what I was thinking about, the answer would be one of two things: katana swords, or THE POSSIBILITY OF ALTERNATE TIMELINES RUNNING PARALLEL TO OUR OWN! Proving the existence of these timelines can be pretty tricky,
So thanks, everyone, for getting the word out on not reblogging my post. Unfortunately, by getting the word out on not reblogging my post, EVERYONE WAS REBLOGGING MY POST. I was up all night trying to contact Tumblr and get them to take down all the
HOLY MOLY THE OCEAN IS BACK!!!! Steven and his friends got the ocean back! Not that I was personally worried. I don’t particularly enjoy swimming or boating or the outdoors in general, but the ocean was the backbone of our small town economy.
I SAW A UFO!!! An Ultimate Fighting Optometrist? No! An Unidentified Flying Object!!! I was out bat watching, it being Dracula season and all, when I saw something shooting through the night sky! The speed and trajectory could only mean it was
Time for another RONALDO RANT! Fish Stew Pizza’s VIP(izza) coupons are bogus! Kofi told me that you gotta buy a whole pizza if you want it to count towards a free pizza - INDIVIDUAL SLICES DON’T COUNT! That’s ridiculous! I
HOLY SMOKES! You Weirdos have a lot of questions! Granted, about 300 of those are just pointing out I misspelled undergriund in my blogger description, but still! I sincerely hope this is not some kind of Improv Everywhere-esque prank. I have temporari
I’m posting from my phone tonight because something horrible happened. Dad! Peedee! If you’re reading this - I’M STUCK UNDERNEATH THE FRIDGE! I came downstairs to get a snack and it fell on me! Ug! Who could’ve predicted
Why aren’t you reading my blog?!?! I’m stuck underneath the fridge!!!!The worst part is, I can’t even reach the sandwich I was gonna eat! Maybe I can improvise some sort of sandwich reaching device to reach it. If I could just get that sandwich,
I’ve built a sandwich reaching device using some straws and a banana. You might be thinking, Ronaldo, why don’t you just eat the banana if you’re so hungry. Well, I don’t FEEL like eating a banana right now. I want a sandwich! And I want
My dad found me, I’m ok. See you next week weirdos!
Sometimes I think about all the bad decisions I’ve made and how they’ve affected my life, and I wish I could go back in time and change them. But unless I can find a way to break into the Pentagon and steal a time bike, I’m just stuck
This my view right now. In case I get shot down by an alien, there’s a folder on my desktop that says DO NOT DELETE. Please delete that folder!
Today I made contact with an aliens WITH MY FACE! This t-shirt came flying down from space and hit me in the head!It bears the image of an alien being known as Guitar Dad. He appears to have the power to turn sonic energy into electricity. And he
I GOT A LETTER TODAY!!! But for some reason it was all wet and I can’t even tell what it says. Is it a love letter? Is it a death threat? Please tell me! I need to know if I should lock my doors or open my heart!
TubeTube took down my video because copyright violations?!?! What?! That was MOSTLY ORIGINAL MATERIAL!!! I used that background music for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES! IT’S FAIR USE! FAIR USE!!! Clearly, somebody doesn’t want the TRUTH
I’ve noticed that snake people, or sneeple, have become a highly debated topic on the internet. I made this handy GIF to educate people on the subject, or snubject.
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?!?!? I was just in the middle of watching Mighty Monster Card Traders: Shuffle Quest and then there was a bunch of static and then THIS was on my TV!!!!!Judging by her greenish hue, I’d say she must be part of some eco-terroris
Hey weirdos! For the past few months, I’ve done something unprecedented - I’ve stayed off the internet.It was hard but I had to do because I’ve been trying to stay SPOILER FREE for the movie event of the new millennium! This December
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I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but we’ve never actually seen Ronaldo and Peedee’s mom despite the Fryman family appearing together frequently in numerous shots.The family as a whole is pretty dysfunctional as well, with Peedee being perpetually
keepbeachcityweird: For months, Keep Beach City Weird has been silent. Silent but not dead. For I have been toiling away on a super top secret project that will blow the lid off of your perception jar of reality! Tomorrow, at 6pm, I unleash my masterpi
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fakesuepisodes: Too Hot For Television A local TV station airs a documentary about the Crystal Gems, including a scene where Garnet and Pearl demonstrate Fusion by forming Sardonyx. But when an outraged parents group declares Fusion to be too vulgar
krudman:krudman:If Dipper had a tumblr account think about how much he’d be into Keep Beach City Weird. Alex Hirsch please hire me.
krudman: krudman: If Dipper had a tumblr account think about how much he’d be into Keep Beach City Weird. Alex Hirsch please hire me.
krudman: krudman:If Dipper had a tumblr account think about how much he’d be into Keep Beach City Weird. Alex Hirsch please hire me.
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ben-levin: keepbeachcityweird: Update FROM MY PHONE. UGH! Moments after my photo shoot, some CRAZY THING came out of the ocean and SHOOK THE EARTH! I dropped my laptop and it broke… AGAIN. I have no idea what that thing was, but I can only
“Keep Beach City Weird!” is now on the drop-down schedule on CN.com for October 30th
I saw another promo for “Keep Beach City Weird!”, its not the one with the Garnet-and-Amethyst-Stevens, though. Give me a minute and I’ll upload it
voiceactresskurutta replied to your post: sailor-spoopysoup replied to your pos… I definitely think you’re right about Steven trying to help Ronaldo - he looks a bit forlorn when he turns around right before they freakout. Yea, I’m
lilmisscheekbones: Guys I don’t think the sneak preview is the climax I think the real climax of this episode revolves around his dumb magic girdle The sneak peeks have always been within the first 5 minutes (most often either the first or second
I don’t really have a guess for who boarded “Keep Beach City Weird!”, it looks like someone I’m not familiar with. Maybe not a new team per se, just one I’m not practiced at spotting yet. Plus, Ronaldo has never been the
adventuretitan: artemispanthar: I don’t really have a guess for who boarded “Keep Beach City Weird!”, it looks like someone I’m not familiar with. Maybe not a new team per se, just one I’m not practiced at spotting yet. Plus, Ronaldo has never
greenwithenby: ouch
The most recent Keep Beach City Weird entry was probably set up for “Keep Beach City Weird!”. Which I already kinda figured but yea
hmm, is this a flashback or are the moss flowers still lying around everywhere…I could see Ronaldo maybe going over the ‘evidence’ via brief flashback clips, maybe
csnyde: I also got to work on another really fun episode of Steven Universe “Keep Beach City Weird” where I lucked out & was assigned the crazy fun location of Ronaldo’s office in that lighthouse that overlooks Beach City. I tried to put a
Ronaldo catches Steven (requested by copperpossem)
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qbertp: there you are, Ronaldo’s theories about the temple fusion.from the upcoming book “Keep Beach City weird” https://www.amazon.com/Keep-Beach-City-Weird-Universe/dp/1101995157?ref_=nav_signin& Keep in mind Ben Levin’s design is based
keepbeachcityweird: My life’s work is finally here! Keep Beach City Weird - THE BOOK!!! I’ve collected all of my findings into a single, very legitimate looking book, so that everyone can know the truth about my hometown of Beach City! Finally,
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