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My muse storms into your muse's room, wearing nothing but their sexiest underwear. They're fuming at your muse, ignoring how little they're wearing and screaming the house down. How does yours react?
mochakeki: I love how tumblr doesn’t even tell you its updated its just like spot the difference you little fuckers
romakoto: we never talk about makoto’s face in episode 6 when haru has to tell a love story like when haru stands up to start of the story and then when he’s telling and then upon hearing it was just a waterfall boy’s relieved
firedragonprincess: People who think Eren is just an angry idiot People who think Mikasa cares about no one else but Eren People who think Armin is a useless crybaby People who think Levi is emotionless and uncaring People who think Hanji is
allkillernofiller: my mom just went outside and we heard this yell and she comes in and we were like what and shes like “i brought the tomato sauce outside instead of my phone”
circumcisionkink: just because its cold outside doesnt mean im gonna stop wanting fucking icecream okay
furfrouprincess: old TV shows with real audiences and not canned laughter are the best because when the joke is REALLY good you can hear that one person in the audience just DYING
mindmeldings: do you ever dream about something rly twisted and uncomfortable and then you wake up and just sort of
lokis-army-at-221b: MY MOTHER WAS JUST YELLING AND MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER SAID “WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON” I SHIT YOU NOT
grawly: caneton: xjq: its dumb when people say “japan is weird” because im pretty sure weve made just as many weird things tbh
marcobodtsfreckles: imagine marco being like one of those guys who you never heard swearing like ever. he says stuff like “goodness gracious” and “darn” and then one day he and jean are hanging out and he sees a spider and just lets out the most
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
crusaderrr: heavenandhellcastiel: If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that Jensen Ackles shapes napkins into penises my king
dw: do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song
hunnybunzz: throughtwohearts: karkatkitty: when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right is this really what
When your RP partner is really QUALITY and you're just like ...
theuppityzombie: I can’t believe all that candy is just a few hours from being on sale
thorhead: do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
jaclcfrost: why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
drunkfeferi: what if in the last episode of pokémon the camera spins around and the narrator/cameraman is Ash’s dad and it turns out he’s not an absent father he’s an extremely over involved father and has been just following him and his friends
buddhabrot: metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok
jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever” and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush” also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
spooky-lok-alchemist: thecrimsonalchemist: There are just some sounds that everyone loves: Shoes on gravel Crackling of a fire The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring One of these is not like the other…
buttholdtfubar: I really wanna know how Carla Jaeger reacted when Grisha brought home an extra kid and told her about how she and Eren just killed three men
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your
Reblog if you ever just feel invisible
suckmyphallus: getterbeam: imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
ruinsofxerxes: sometimes fmab is like but other times it’s just like
bangcaster: trying to start homework but you kinda just
elouphant: elouphant: my-sterious: haziea: transcriber: donest: horrorpopped: Single September Only me October No boyfriend November D-deprived December Just me January Forever alone February Me myself and I March Alone again April Maybe
locksandglasses: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
gayalpha: sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests welcome my lost children,
christraeger: I just want to cuddle all day long and eat ice cream and watch all 3 lord of the rings extended editions
edgarsbitch: alecstasy: alecstasy: my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her
babygotbackandsomechickennuggets: have u ever read a fanfic so fucking heartbreaking and full of angst that when its over u just stare at your ceiling for like 5 min and spend the whole day making up ur own ending cause i sure fucking do im still crying
deprimeettriste: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day, or even
borinq: If you’re not on your period right now just take a moment to appreciate it
kingmikewarren: that one person who whenever they come online you just i smell friend
vivalaspades: i suck at rping so when i actually get a reply down i’m just like i did the thing
australiansanta: i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’
iswearonthestyx: in case you weren’t already crying like alex louis armstrong during this scene, i just want to point out that this is the first time ed’s seen his little brother smile in over 4 years
ltcoloneldaddy: luckied replied to your post: “Hey, lover” //I’m a Jean Havoc rper. Shiiiit, I can see these two gettin’ together for a random fling or not. It’s one of my secret pairings. XD [Hee. Mine too, I’ve just never had opportunity
Send me "I didn't actually think you'd do it." for my character's mindset and reaction to having just shot yours.
Our characters have just come home from a black tie event. Describe how you character would get me out of those fancy clothes.
Sometimes my muse just looks at another muse and goes like
just-ask-ymir: asktheconnster: princessmarco: will my husband ever return from the war yes but you wont wh y
My muse just took a fatal blow for your muse. Tell me how they respond.
Just because I’m not posting doesn’t mean I’m not watching.
"Just-Whatever"
just-watching-tumble: "Puny god." All I can think of is in the second one Tom said he had a rope tied to his leg. He told the crew to pull it during his speech so it would look like he was grabbed. He didn’t know when it was happening so he wouldn’t
Send me "You're mine!" to see how my muse reacts to your muse telling them just that!
sexbastian-michaelis: Does anybody ever think about how under this suit there’s this flawless fine ass body Or is that just me?
My muse has just gotten into the bathtub when your muse barges in unannounced. Send me a § for my muse's reaction.
It’s the middle of the night, and my muse just climbed into your muse’s bedroom window.
musings-0f-a-girl: my edit ~pearl jam
Musings Of A Canadian Named Dylan...
staircasespirits: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written
likealilikoi: do you ever just wonder about the strangers you see? about the lives they lead, about the thoughts they breathe? do you ever imagine where their long days lead? how the their souls may bleed? do you hear the songs they need? do you ever
You know how ‘be like Steven’ is a thing, I think ‘Be like Peridot’ should be a thing tooand yeah I know, our little dorito chip has some hilarious ‘nerd’ moments but lets think about this:Peridot tries really, really hard to become a better
the-muse-of-animation: The Magic of Animation ~ Scenery She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ~ I ~ II
