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This one has nothing to do with stretching or yoga. I just liked it.
Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
beesmygod: megasonger: stagqueen: maddyhasanartblog: Ladies and Gentleman, The Lisa Frank honestly she looks just like id imagined i had no idea she was a real person she looks like she drew herself
Just feelin’ a bit down, in a funk or something, nothing I’m drawing lately seems to be coming out the way I want it to. I dunno, I guess I feel like I’m not getting anywhere. Feelin’ like I’m stuck or something. I’m
paigescribe: @mcsweezy I’m sorry I just had to
yiffmaster: i think we all have that one follower we’re always subconsciously trying to get the approval of and whenever they like or reblog a post you’re just like good i have pleased you
widdle: i feel weird being a multishipper sometimes???? like everyone else is arguing and bashing each other and crying and i’m just like
I really dig the sort of sleepy, mundane and vaguely threatening vibe you get while exploring the town at the end of Delta Rune. I could legit play a whole game just like that
truedjsosonut:Took me way too long to notice that the opening credits of Better Call Saul get more and more worn down with each passing season…..just like Jimmy. Made this edit so it’s easier to compare the changes across season 1-5.
erotic-nonfiction: Are you ever just like, so completely full of scathing things you want to say that it feels like you’re on fire but it’s 2am and you want to be eloquent so people take you seriously?
cryptid-sighting: cryptid-sighting:When I was 12 years old me and my friends discovered Monty Python and so much of the stuff we found funny was just “LOL, random!” to us, but then I got older and found out that the British are Just.. Like. That.
i drew my weird hannigram dreampost s3 murder husbands buying and running a gourmet grocery store togetherthey keep arguing about how high end their produce should be (because hannibal wants to stock shit like squid ink and will is just like wtf don’t
My haircut is making me more vain. Oh no. Also, this is the face I made whenever people like my shippy stuff, then they don’t talk to me about their headcanons/feelings/etc about them. EDIT: WHOA I LOOK LIKE. ACTUALLY MASCULINE HERE. WHAT
I got a comment on my most recent fic and I’m SO UPSET it’s just crit without the con part. They were like “ARMIN IS BLAND AND YOU SHOULD ADD MORE CANON TO THIS” and I’m just like “But how? Why? I want to make this
coelasquid: exorin: “Five by five,” came Tendo’s voice. A lover of outdated slang, was Tendo Choi. Just like outdated haircuts and way retro clothing. p.134 The world is crumbling around you why not dress like a Suda 51 character?
sheikahstone: when cosplayers run out of ideas for poses they just stand there like
halflingkima: What’s the chance of us meeting among that seven billion by the chance of the – the twenty-nine million? Well – that’s just not really a thing, but the calculation would be just like – a very, very, very small number.
edating:a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%
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I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:
kasukasukasumisty: Garnet is silent and seems serious all the time Yet she cracks jokes and acts egoistically from time to time What is there not to like her
asieyonce: STILL FUNNY Greg’s face when Garnet throws herself out of the van kills me, he’s just like :0 you’d think he’d be used to Gem eccentricities by now but he’s not
shitfacedanon: instead of redemption arcs, how about vegeta arcs. like how a character is now living perhaps with the heroes and interacting with them casually and is sorta part of the group.They’re still a asshole, they haven’t changed in the slightest
glassraptor: good thing: when pearl tries to give steven a reassuring momtherly touch™ but she doesn’t really know how and just ends up barreling a hand into his face
jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like,Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’Amethyst,
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m
ssleepyy: when people draw mink and mizuki with light skin im just like. bruh why u playin
that one person in the fandom everyone likes and you’re just like
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
does anyone else have that one nsfw artist where you absolutely love the way they draw dicks. like not in a creepy or sexual way or anything but just like damn this dick has a nice aesthetic.
danisnotorfire:danisnotorfire: NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING
girls are so cute tbh…………… like…. fuck……. girls tho
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aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
flowerserupting: sasscameron: bycrookedcornell: anyeverblue: MATT seems not to like MUCH THE PAPARAZZI hahaha what the hell these are hilarious his face is just like NOPE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE POST IN THE UNIVERSE WHAT THE FUCK IS THISWHAT THE
plantyourjimmyinmybonham: this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like “hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater” and i was just like “ok”
michaelgclifford: @ fans everywhere stop mobbing theres no excuse for mobbing dont be like oh i was there but i didnt mob!! u were a part of it u rushed forward just like everyone else u squished in on the person and made it super uncomfortable and scary
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
tom-sits-like-a-whore: when people defend pop stars who lipsync with “but they’re dancing! it’s impossible to dance like that and sound good!” i’m just like have you ever seen a musical before? no lipsynching going on there and the actors are
alamostown: IT LOOKS LIKE MUKS POINTING TO MAGMARS NAME AND LAUGHING AND MAGMAR IS JUST LIKE “WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS”
weepingdildo: I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
bycrookedcornell: anyeverblue: MATT seems not to like MUCH THE PAPARAZZI hahaha what the hell these are hilarious his face is just like NOPE
kaworusmom: the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…
ofthisblogiwillsoongrowtired: I’d just like to point out to any heterosexual men I offend that I actually have a straight male friend so like, I’m cool
w0nder-lust: heretoday-gonetomorrow123: defend-p0ptarts: defend-p0ptarts: humanisnotsuchabadthingtobe: It’s not always girls that need to be held like this. Guys do too. They are also human. They are vulnerable and break down sometimes just like
I literally just watched Gaga throughout my whole lab. She was so fucking beautiful, had a bitch crying.
Do you ever just get so generally fucking frustrated and somewhat sad and you think oh my god fuck this and you just like wanna masturbate so fucking hard?? Like how do those things go together but guess what’s happening
So you know like when you admire an artist a lot and you say “I want to draw just like you!” instead of saying that people should think about how they want to be BETTER than the person they admire instead of wanting to be like them.I remember
i do kinda worry a bit about people who expect things out of me though, like there are some people who like me and all my art and thats awesome, then there are other people who just like me for certain kinds of art and that’s ok too cause they still
cherubgirl: when ruby sleeps she probably kicks the shit out of anyone laying close to her, or rolls all over them. sapphire sleeps like the dead and stays stock still. usually ruby ends up either shoving her off the bed or laying entirely on top of
Uhhh you guys, could you NOT reblog that reposted art post? It’s just giving them undeserved notes, like, if you just like the art then you can go reblog the original post I linked to..
Nobody can convince me that they didn’t just give each other the cutest little gifts ever when they first came to Earth because they just love each other so much
I made and Instagram at jenv_arts if y'all wanna just like, see my inktober and traditional stuff and like the occasional pics of my dog and nephew lol
lipatti:am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ i’m just like … okay…
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
