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wifeswickedlust: Oh, Hi hon. I’m just checking out this classic Chevy truck I was thinking of buying you for our anniversary present. It’s so hot in this garage I thought I would just strip down and be comfortable. Why no. The mechanic’s
My sister and I were just joking around about her boobs, I mean it was impossible not to notice them even if we was related. I asked if they were really that big or if it was mostly the bra she was wearing, then she just pulled them right out! We both
There’s a Sleipnir joke that goes here. I’m just laughing too hard to think of it.
I’m just joshin’ tho, I do love it when people respond to the stuff I draw, even if I can’t always find the time to reply!
cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
Peridot robbed the art museum just to make this joke. Was it worth it? YES(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
pearl-likes-pi:remember when Ruby and Sapphire just full on Kissed on screen front and center on TV? Anyways i just think about that a lot
danedehans: we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just
spookihope: people always seem to confuse when i’m flirting vs. when i’m just being nice so i decided to put together this nifty little post to help when i’m being nice: smiling joking making eye contact laughing when it’s appropriate talking
jadefyre: technicallity: sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals
daclusia replied to your post “Tell us your fav Pokemon girls, but considering just their anime/game…” Didnt you say Iris was part of your faves too ? did you just accuse me of liking Iris? lol
Another random 2am postOne time I was texting my friend in bed and I texted how bad I had to pee but didn’t want to get out of my warm bed and she was like “Ewww don’t get up just pee thier” (obvious just joking)I thought for a min and typed “You
cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put them in there
bastardfact:cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put
closetfizzle: I- I’m thinking that that actually was gay… and that I was just tricked into doing something really… really… ga- oh no… t-t-totally doesn’t mean anything! Hehehehe… y-you know. Things happen. J-just jokes! Y-you got me. Hehehehe.
askmeaniebelle: arosu-sama: askmeaniebelle: ALOS is SO punk! Kiddo, I was just kidding, I’m not really punk, just joking. I love everything and everybody (sometimes) and you should do the same I guess?.. hehe… >w(\
savarend: men in dresses is not a joke its is a serious issue to tackle with much arousal and also respect
I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest
khaleesipotter: Actors [2/8] Matthew Gray Gubler “I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit
bluejaybarnes: Steve: Your memorial starts in an hour. You planning on attending it?Bucky: Ha. No… Just do me justice… and make sure all the girls are cryin’.Nat: Idiot.Bucky: Ow!Winter Solider Feat Itself Issue 1 written by Ed Brubaker
kasukasukasumisty: Garnet is silent and seems serious all the time Yet she cracks jokes and acts egoistically from time to time What is there not to like her
I just want to point out that if you consider “Secret Team” a ‘filler episode’, you also need to consider “Joking Victim” one as well since the primary focus of that was character development for side characters, with
I guess I should take mental health vacations more often since it seems to inspire the crew to post more production stuff
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
Goofy and Peg Pete - No More Just Goofing Around Deadpool approves! :PPatreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
madhatterwithabox: Best Jungle Cruise Jokes: -“Our boat loaders used to work at an orange juice factory….. until they got canned……. they just couldn’t concentrate.” -“This is the top of the boat, this is the bottom of the boat, if at any
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
u think in some point of their relationship oikawa ever went down on iwaizumi and just gives him this sultry look and whispers “hajime,” before stupidly adding “mashite” or maybe saying it when iwaizumi asks oikawa to call him by his first name
ostracizedpoodle: no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick interesting fact that no one is ever 100% mentally healthy. Now i know why.
thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.
capsicle107: “…the coverage on Hayley, we must have done that take I’m not joking- I’m not joking- like fifteen times and the only reason is because [the director] would come in and give Hayley a new direction every time, and every time
wickedangels:just found out some of u are out there actually having sex 🤢 i thought we were all just joking about it 🤢 disgusting 🤢
🎼My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet. Do you wana duet with me?🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 📸Yuni #music #puns #trumpet #jokes #toomanyjokes #graduation #gradphotos #bandgeek (at Aldrich Park)
mid-daydelusions: gregwuzhere: mid-daydelusions: gold I had to remember she’s Jewish now before I understood it pretty sure the joke is actually that the new testament is just a bunch of noncanonical shit man made up because they dug ‘the word
beast-mo-d: Just to clear things up. I knew who the anon was all along, and he was just joking around. what a little bitch, I bet that anon was some loser shota
Everytime i go into a final i just imagine myself telling somebody who just missed the elevator “I DID ALL I COULD”
bandsareprettyrad: it sucks being single and awkward because all you see is cute couples and you’re just there like making bad jokes and laughing by yourself.
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
lifewasted: maelisann: What the hell… Eddie is all like “shut up stone”. Is Eddie trying to hide something? Is Mike Gay? Is this a joke? i just rewatched the whole interview to get to this part and it’s so awkward oh god
damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes
bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
amadaun23: “I don’t mean to offend anybody, but normally they don’t get my sense of humor. I know my jokes aren’t funny, just strange.”
thisgingerischronic: alekshdfilms: one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat mom jokes > dad jokes
leupagus: disappointingpopsiclejokes: Disappointing Popsicle Jokes HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE
rougeoctobre: i don’t care if it’s only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
reichenfeels: reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s just a joke” “toughen up and stop being a baby” “We’re just teasing” BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM. IT JUST
miss-nerdgasmz:animmalcrossing:this was when i realised you can’t tell a tumblr joke on facebook#I remember in 2011 stealing jokes from tumblr was commonplace #but now the humor on here is so warped no one who hasn’t been exposed to this site would
probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out- you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes
eddie-vedder-is-god: poninepontmercy: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke Lol he did tell a joke…
My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent because her daughter (who isn’t even two) took her keys and put them in her diaper “like a stripper” Yup. This is the man that raised me. Sexualizing toddlers for fun.
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
nyannerz: NEW holiday themed video very cool No I am not affiliated with Fakku, it was just jokes. The whole video is a joke. Funny comedy. Anime cartoon humor. Sexy nakey butt.
Sometimes I’m not actually sure my brain functions, doesn’t stop me from using it, theres just consequences…
pussy does the eel-waiting-to-see-if-you-get-the-joke thing. Ahhhh? Ahhh? wokka wokka
commander-homosexual: erenbaegerr: commander-homosexual: “Amari” “أمري” means “my moon/one’s moon”.(Egyptian dialect) The “you put the amar in Amari” joke amuses me so much and sometimes I don’t think y’all realise just
angrylolita: basedgosh: *pretends to understand the movie reference you just made* yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….
Killing Joke - Walking with Gods . A killer song from one of the most amazing bands out there. They just came out with a new album too… i’ve got to go give that a listen <3
Killing Joke - Dawn of the Hive.I just found out KJ released an album in 2015 i was unaware of (!) And damn, it’s great so far
![khaleesipotter: Actors [2/8] Matthew Gray Gubler “I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit](https://40.media.tumblr.com/b92a15c5c0bd6eff5402d6103c4dabba/tumblr_muzej0XbAh1qexr8do1_250.gif)
![capsicle107: “…the coverage on Hayley, we must have done that take I’m not joking- I’m not joking- like fifteen times and the only reason is because [the director] would come in and give Hayley a new direction every time, and every time](https://40.media.tumblr.com/3b3419011eb5f0458724ccc951565676/tumblr_nhbigrbpul1qh8c35o2_r1_250.gif)
