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“Bittersweet, isn’t it? It’s okay, you know that we’re not going to stop having fun just because I’m getting married. Here, I still have a little time. How about a blowjob from your big sis before the wedding just to prove
My whore getting wrecked by a guy who was getting married in 3 weeks–HotWifeTexts Comment–I remember that night!  It was going great until that high heeled shoe poked me in the gosh damn eye!  Just kidding fappers, I’m not featured in
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
“MA CHAIN HITS MY CHEST WHEN I’M BANGIN ON MA DASHBOARD” “I’m getting out of the car.” [x] (Updated the doodle I uploaded because I just found a better song…which means I didn’t sleep aftera ll) Based
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xsecretloveaffairx: “Just because you’re getting married today, doesn’t mean shit. Suck this cock like the whore you are. Show off those skills your new hubby will never get to see.”
Just like that. Now let’s walk down the isle and get married covered in cum
zombiebigbrother12:I just had to get a pic of sis before the wedding. I know it breaks tradition and is taboo, but we already have been doing that for a long time and we are getting married, so what’s one more taboo broken.;)
evilqueen1969: “Silly Auntie Gordon. I’m not getting married and there is no bachelorette party. I just wanted to get you alone and make you mine.”
dilfmando: dilfmando:anyways…. *goes back to in time to save her w my milf loving powers and then we get married and hakoda is invited to our polycule but we’re not married to him also hes just kinda there sometimes being sexy* k nvm forgot just
just-shower-thoughts: In weddings the wife throw her bouquet to see who’s the next getting married….It would be fun if we throw the wreath at funerals to see who’s the next to die…
bannableoffense: just-shower-thoughts: Getting married takes signing one document, getting divorced is close to 100. Shouldn’t it be harder to get married than divorced so we’ll avoid more divorces? Hm.
Just a heads-up, I probably won’t be on much tomorrow ‘cause I’ll be at a wedding (my sister is getting married). So message me if something supercool happens so I don’t miss it. Also message me for no reason if you want to because
danifranckart: Let’s just get marriedDon’t wanna walk aloneSo let’s get married‘Cause we don’t wanna walk aloneOr runaway, hey! Bleachers - Let’s Get Married
heichoulicious: flapppper: ※Reprint is prohibited. all rights reserved.（Click here） L: Eren, let’s get married E: Eh? What the hell are you saying? L: Let’s get married! Right now! E: Stop joking. Just stop it, you hear me!? And stop fondling
just-shower-thoughts: If two men get married and then later get divorced, how does the court know which one to screw over?
shitdisnerdssay: Shit Disnerds Say #97: I hope I’m not the only one who wants to get married just honeymoon in a Disney Park! Submitted by: lookinglivedineatingbuttons this is the only reason i would ever get married
jehovahhthickness: soravagemecrazy: jehovahhthickness: I’ve honestly thought about this for a long time and I tbh just assumed it was just me but seriously where TF do those women who get married with like 8 bridesmaids get them? You have to maintain
o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or
grreenleaf: straight people should NOT get married. look im not a heterophobe… i mean, i love straight people..and all… im just saying they shouldnt get married. its weird.
hatermom: *never comes out just gets gay married with no explanation whatsoever and brings my wife to every thanksgiving & xmas and no one even knows or suspects that we’re married just very good gal pals*
myfleshwounds: If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any. If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any. If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one. If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender. If you don’t like something,
mutant-in-the-tardis: salteysstuff: bartyjoonyah: argylelove: I need to get married again just so I can have this cake. YES PLEASE This is the reason I need to marry a fellow whovian when I marry smith
consent2force: Shhhhh… it’s okay. “But you were supposed to marry my sister today! Why are you doing this?” Oh, don’t worry. We’re still getting married. This doesn’t mean anything to me. I just needed to use your cunt to relieve a little
kristenlovesyou: setbabiesonfire: o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married
simonsjumpers: askfemgermania: o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thingcouples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski
askfemgermania:o-k-compooper:souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be
foreveralone-lyguy: Coming out of the closet idea: if you want to marry your boyfriend find a lesbian couple that wants to get married and have a double wedding where each guy is set to marry a woman. Then at the wedding just before “I do" just
morganoperandi: kimpossibooty: kimpossibooty: kimpossibooty: Again if you’re looking to get married before you lose that right please contact me I can marry you and they won’t be able to take that away This is a very serious offer just to be
just-shower-thoughts: In the State Farm commercial ‘Never’, a man professes he will never get married, have kids, or buy a minivan, but does all those things. The last thing he says is “I’m never letting go”, implying he’s about to abandon
12th-planett: not-your-fairy-princess: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski
littlelokilost: o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could
just-shower-thoughts: When women get married, they expect their men to change but they don’t. When men get married, they expect their wives not to change but they do. And we wonder why divorce is so common.
just-shower-thoughts: The most notable thing the royal family has done in the last 20 years is get married.
lovetodream-outloud: oh really? Can yous just get married & have lots of mini Jays & mini Jess’?!
dylandoe: please just get married already holy god
just-shower-thoughts: Statistically speaking, you get married to the person most likely to murder you.
easy-love: just get married
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
punkrockpinup: zombymama: 6 facts of my marriage. 1) We never dated. We were friends that got married. 2) He never proposed. He just invited me to Vegas with his friends and said we’d be getting married. He proposes more now. 3) I got married in
thebandfangirl4562: I have so many things in common with the fuentes brothers like can we just get married already
foreveralone-lyguy: Coming out of the closet idea: if you want to marry your boyfriend find a lesbian couple that wants to get married and have a double wedding where each guy is set to marry a woman. Then at the wedding just before “I do” just go
youandyourlilies: Just Get Married Already: The Photoset
i am really concerned that people think i am getting married for realsies and i just wanted to throw this out there– i’m not getting married, guys still just hanging out with forever doin’ the regular relationship thing
shotous: Just get married already…
Married men don’t get orgasms.Not even on their honeymoon.
Oh honey, now that we’re married you don’t ever get orgasms.But you do get to share my cummies.
femboy4lez:“You think just because you married my daughter today that you’re actually going to have sex with her? We guess again boy! Now shut up, give your chastity device key to the Maid of Honor, and get over my knee and prepare yourself for
What do you mean “the rest of my dress?” This is my wedding dress.With you locked in chastity I need to attract a lesbian lover. This should get me a couple of girls for our wedding night.Just because you never get to cum again, that doesn’t mean
rxbd: Comic by : 悠YuTranslation, Cleaning & Typesetting: rxbd Two random NegiToro shorts. Love how cute these two are. (Just get married already, gee!) And love how Meiko is such a ‘cool big sis’ figure, lol.
askfemgermania: o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could
Just blows my mind all the times we talked about getting married…. And having kids…. Blows my mind how you just through that all away
my friend got married yesterday at their new house & now she’s off to Mexico for the first time in 15 years, so happy 🙏🏼 we had no clue, she just called me in the morning like hey I’m getting married tonight, come over 😭
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